Owens gets a reality show

[AtomicDog]

12:46 PM Mon, Jan 26, 2009 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
Calvin Watkins http://www.***BANNED-URL***/blogs/images/email-icon.jpg E-mail http://www.***BANNED-URL***/blogs/images/email-icon.jpg News tips Just what the Cowboys need, another reality TV show.
Terrell Owens is going to do one this summer on VH1, I've just been told.
According to the press release, "The series follows one of the NFL's biggest and most outspoken stars, wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys, Terrell "T.O." Owens. In the series, T.O. will be shadowed in the off-season by his best friends and publicists Monique Jackson and Kita Williams as they battle the two sides of his large personality. Viewers will discover that behind all the braggadocio, emotional histrionics, and sculpted physique that is the outspoken media magnet known to the world as "T.O." -- there is also a quiet, sensitive, mild-mannered guy from Alexander City, Alabama...that's Terrell."









Get your popcorn ready!

Wow. I never thought I would say this, but I think we need to start seeing other people. I need a break from this relationship. "It's not you it's me."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't know, but after he's old, grey and feeble, I do know what his privately well-paid care nurse will be saying constantly:

"TERRELL!!! WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ALREADY!!!"

TO: "you overcooked mah gritz! backstabber woman!"

 

[DallasEast]

TO: "you overcooked mah gritz! backstabber woman!"

"I LOVE ME SOME" ~dentures fall out~ "mum mum!"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"I LOVE ME SOME" ~dentures fall out~ "mum mum!"

:laugh2: "I can't feed mah kidz on this pension!"

NFL: "you're right, it's cheap"

 

[DallasEast]

:laugh2: "I can't feed mah kidz on this pension!"

NFL: "you're right, it's cheap"

:laugh2:

"Hey! Where are you nurse??? Look at me! I once scored a touchdown, laid down and pretended I was asleep using a football as a pillow! HAHA! OW!

NURSE!!! NURSE!!! I've fallen AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!"

 

[5Countem5]

:laugh2:

"Hey! Where are you nurse??? Look at me! I once scored a touchdown, laid down and pretended I was asleep using a football as a pillow! HAHA! OW!

NURSE!!! NURSE!!! I've fallen AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!"

And I STILL ain't lost a step!!!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

:laugh2:

"Hey! Where are you nurse??? Look at me! I once scored a touchdown, laid down and pretended I was asleep using a football as a pillow! HAHA! OW!

NURSE!!! NURSE!!! I've fallen AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!"

"I finished mah soop! USAIN..AAAHHH mah BACK!!"

 

[DallasEast]

And I STILL ain't lost a step!!!!!

:laugh2: Sarcastic, but still funny as hell!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

5countem5: "OH NO, TO HURT HIS BACK CALL THe PRESIDENT CALL THE POPE OH LAWDY! HAVE MERCEH!!

 

[DallasEast]

"I finished mah soop! USAIN..AAAHHH mah BACK!!"

Okay, okay. I'm laughing my arse off here. I quit. :laugh2:

 

[Yoshimitsu]

I wonder if its going to be like the "I love Flavor Flav" series.

It would be a novel concept. T.O. finds 20 quarterbacks around the nation to fight for his love and to be his pal that throws him the ball all the time.

I think it would be a good idea.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I wonder if its going to be like the "I love Flavor Flav" series.

It would be a novel concept. T.O. finds 20 quarterbacks around the nation to fight for his love and to be his pal that throws him the ball all the time.

I think it would be a good idea.

nice

 

[5Countem5]

I wonder if its going to be like the "I love Flavor Flav" series.

It would be a novel concept. T.O. finds 20 quarterbacks around the nation to fight for his love and to be his pal that throws him the ball all the time.

I think it would be a good idea.

They could put them on a bus like Bret Michaels ... So he wouldn't have far to throw them-

BadDumBump....


Thank you , you've been great!!!!

 

[Rampage]

They could put them on a bus like Bret Michaels ... So he wouldn't have far to throw them-

BadDumBump....


Thank you , you've been great!!!!

keep counting

 

[Audiman]

:laugh2: i'm done talking to you.

so, you're telling me that all the garbage that's happened this season is entirely TO's fault and ESPN had absolutely nothing to do with it?

TO made the defense play bad
TO made special teams play terrible
TO made Romo not play up to par
TO injured Romo
TO made Brad Johnson suck
TO injured Felix Jones and Barber

it's all TO's fault. you're right.

 

[5Countem5]

so, you're telling me that all the garbage that's happened this season is entirely TO's fault and ESPN had absolutely nothing to do with it?

TO made the defense play bad
TO made special teams play terrible
TO made Romo not play up to par
TO injured Romo
TO made Brad Johnson suck
TO injured Felix Jones and Barber

it's all TO's fault. you're right.

All these people were DISTRACTED by TO...

Try to keep up.

 

[Audiman]

All these people were DISTRACTED by TO...

Try to keep up.

we were fine 2 years ago with TO. then we got Pacman and Tank, and everyone blames TO for the team sucking.

makes complete sense.

 

[Rampage]

we were fine 2 years ago with TO. then we got Pacman and Tank, and everyone blames TO for the team sucking.

makes complete sense.

 

[Clarkson]

Like someone else said, it's embarassing.
And we were fine two years ago with T.O.? What?
And he was actually much more quiet two years ago. He can't shut his mouth or stay out of the spotlight now. The T.O. we all knew and loved is rearing his ugly head again.

 

[bleedin' blue]

Wow!
Since when was being a millionaire playing a child's game not enough!
Selfish!
Another show=another embarrassment.