Owens gets a reality show

[Vintage]

Episode 5: Terrell visits a local high school and instructs cheerleaders on the proper use of pompoms.

Episode 6: Cheerleaders break into factions. Locker room is split. Fighting ensues in the locker room.

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[Shake_Tiller]

Episode 7: Owens and Paris Hilton lament the paparazzi while doing sit-ups in his driveway.

 

[5Stars]

Did you and Sickwitit go to the same school?

:laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[Sickwitit]

ok.....ok...ok... you guys got me Im the Champ

 

[Audiman]

point is you don't know what you're talking about. hope you feel good after we fail again with him next season.

actually, I do know what I'm talking about. the only failing being done is you failing to understand simple concepts.

also, how do you know we're going to fail next season with him?

 

[DallasEast]

Episode 6: Cheerleaders break into factions. Locker room is split. Fighting ensues in the locker room.

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Episode 7: Owens and Paris Hilton lament the paparazzi while doing sit-ups in his driveway.

Episode 8: Terrell invites the biggest celebrity mouths over to find out who has the biggest maw. Special guest stars: Flavor Flav and Gilbert Gottfried.

 

[Sickwitit]

actually, I do know what I'm talking about. the only failing being done is you failing to understand simple concepts.

also, how do you know we're going to fail next season with him?

He can See into the future he told me TOs TV Show Is going to be a huge Teen Sensation.

 

[Da Hammer]

Haha Wow even though i like Owens well this really isnt needed at all especially after this last season...

 

[5Countem5]

because it doesn't help the team at all. if you think it' doesn't cause distractions and is so stupid why do you keep posting about it?

All the players are doing things this off season that doesn't help the team- babysitting, washing their car, remodeling a home, going out to eat, doing trading card shows- can we not win with them either or is it just TV stuff that precludes Dallas from winning the Super Bowl?

 

[TNCowboy]

The Cowboys used to pride themselves on being an cutting-edge organization, being the 1st to use computers for the draft, scouting tiny schools, implementing innovative defenses, etc.

Now they're known for an egotistical press-hungry owner, a pyschotic, self-obsessed WR, and a never-has-been QB posing for the tabloid camera with his has-been girlfriend.

Hard Knocks, DC Cheerleaders, Irvin's show, and now this. The Cowboys are the reality kings of football, so long as the reality isn't actual football.

It's a great day to be a Cowboys fan.

 

[DallasEast]

Episode 9: Monique and Kita help Terrell sort through huge sacks of fan mail, many of which are labeled with return addresses that begin with 'iJordanTaber'. ~to be continued~

 

[DallasEast]

Episode 10: Terrell endures a harrowing night of frantic 911 calls about his most obsessive, number one fan. ~conclusion~

 

[5Stars]

Episode 11: Owens invites McNabb and his mom and dad to his house to discuss "Black on Black Crimes", and the impact it has on football players.

 

[DallasEast]

Episode 12: Jerry and Terrell break-in to Texas Stadium, take off their clothes and run around The Star naked while howling at the moon. ~Rated TV-M for Mature~

 

[Shake_Tiller]

Episode 13 (The Halloween Edition): Owens plays pitch and catch with Jeff Garcia.

 

[DallasEast]

Episode 14: Terrell officiates over the funeral of his pet rock.

 

[Shake_Tiller]

Episode 15: Ed Werder and Owens play Truth or Dare.

 

[DallasEast]

Oops! Time to run. 9 - 12 more episodes and we will have created a whole reality television season for Owens.

 

[Shake_Tiller]

We should get residuals.

 

[gmb85]

Yeah, this is definitely gonna help the Cowboys win a championship.