Owens officially practicing this afternoon *Updated*

Dale

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What is Salisbury saying? Is he under the impression he's still not practicing?
 

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superpunk said:
Producer in his ear (if it's live)

PULL BACK!! PULL BACK!!!! THE DEVIL IS PRACTICING! I REPEAT....

It doesnt happen often, but ******, you made me fall out of my chair :laugh2:
 

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HeavyHitta31 said:
This just in: TO hates Jesus, kills kittens, and was the shooter on the grassy knoll

Actually T.O. praised Jesus in his initial press conference and is a bit young to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.

But he does kill kittens.
 

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Alexander said:
Actually T.O. praised Jesus in his initial press conference and is a bit young to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.

But he does kill kittens.

Satan has no age :cool:
 

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LaTunaNostra said:
That thump you just heard was Randy Galloway's schtick falling to the floor.

Pity. Just as it was getting hilarious.

Oh yea, and ESPN is gotta dream up some new hook for Monday night's game.
Hey where have you been, LaTuna? We've never really talked, but I always used to enjoy your posts here before I started posting. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong threads, but I haven't seen you around..
 

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Should have heard Jim Rome's show today. Jim Lampley was filling in and it was all T.O. "the Cancer" talk.

Funny thing is, they never mentioned he might have actually been injured or that Steve Smith has missed as much time in Carolina's camp.
 

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Dale said:
What is Salisbury saying? Is he under the impression he's still not practicing?
Yes, among other things. He's focusing on T.O.'s self-centeredness and how he is now losing the support of his fellow teammates. He also mentioned that it doesn't matter to T.O. if he loses the support of the entire team or not, because he only cares about himself.

In defense of the show, it's tape-delayed. So they weren't made aware that he would be practicing today.
 

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Alexander said:
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Let me tell you about this T.O. person! He is evil and rotten to the core! He is hurting the team with his refusal to practice, especially when all the other players are coming back and practicing with their injuries. He thinks he is special. A terrible, terrible prima donna because he hasn't been practicing and-

What, what?

Oh, he is practicing?

Nevermind.

:laugh2:

Beautiful.
 

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Alexander said:
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Let me tell you about this T.O. person! He is evil and rotten to the core! He is hurting the team with his refusal to practice, especially when all the other players are coming back and practicing with their injuries. He thinks he is special. A terrible, terrible prima donna because he hasn't been practicing and-

What, what?

Oh, he is practicing?

Nevermind.
That's classic! :laugh2:
 

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Alexander said:
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Let me tell you about this T.O. person! He is evil and rotten to the core! He is hurting the team with his refusal to practice, especially when all the other players are coming back and practicing with their injuries. He thinks he is special. A terrible, terrible prima donna because he hasn't been practicing and-

What, what?

Oh, he is practicing?

Nevermind.
:laugh2:
 

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CaptainAmerica said:
Should have heard Jim Rome's show today. Jim Lampley was filling in and it was all T.O. "the Cancer" talk.

Funny thing is, they never mentioned he might have actually been injured or that Steve Smith has missed as much time in Carolina's camp.

According to reports, Smith missed 22 days of practice. Owens (if he's actually practicing) missed 14 days of practice.

What kills me the most about Carolina is when we signed Key, he was a cancer and was too old to play. Now he's the missing piece of the Super Bowl puzzle for Carolina and that other stuff has yet to be mentioned.

:moonbart:


Rich........
 

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Guess who's back at practice?


This just in from Todd Archer....

To paraphrase the rap song Terrell Owens released on his Web site shortly after signing with the Cowboys in March, He’s baaaaack.
After missing 14 practices with a strained left hamstring, Owens returned to the Cowboys’ practice field Wednesday afternoon, ending a two-week absence. On Tuesday, Owens ran 100-yard sprints for the first time in his rehab while continuing his resistance training work with associate athletic trainer Britt Brown.

His availability for Monday’s game at Shreveport, La., against New Orleans is not known.

Owens’ absence had become the story of camp, and Bill Parcells’ answers to questions regarding Owens’ status were amplified so much so that Parcells said Tuesday, “this subject is getting a little redundant.”

Owens caused a stir last week when he said he would bring his only medical people and a hyperbaric chamber to help with his rehab, but owner and general manager Jerry Jones said the team did not have an issue with the out-sourcing. Jones said players have done that numerous times in the 17 years he has owned the team.

Parcells expressed a desire for Owens to return as quickly as possible because Owens is learning a new offense for the first time in his career. Having missed so much time should hurt the development as well as the chemistry he needs to develop with quarterback Drew Bledsoe.

Before getting hurt, Bledsoe had directed 21 passes in Owens’ direction and the two connected just seven times.

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Alexander said:
Someone in Bristol is yelling in his earpiece:

NO, NO, he is PRACTICING!!! SEAN, ARE YOU LISTENING!!!

You forget that the SILENCE WAS SO DEAFENING that Salisbury can't hear anymore. :cool:


Rich.......
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BigDFan5 said:
Guess who's back at practice?


This just in from Todd Archer....
To paraphrase the rap song Terrell Owens released on his Web site shortly after signing with the Cowboys in March, He’s baaaaack.
After missing 14 practices with a strained left hamstring, Owens returned to the Cowboys’ practice field Wednesday afternoon, ending a two-week absence. On Tuesday, Owens ran 100-yard sprints for the first time in his rehab while continuing his resistance training work with associate athletic trainer Britt Brown.
His availability for Monday’s game at Shreveport, La., against New Orleans is not known.
Owens’ absence had become the story of camp, and Bill Parcells’ answers to questions regarding Owens’ status were amplified so much so that Parcells said Tuesday, “this subject is getting a little redundant.”
Owens caused a stir last week when he said he would bring his only medical people and a hyperbaric chamber to help with his rehab, but owner and general manager Jerry Jones said the team did not have an issue with the out-sourcing. Jones said players have done that numerous times in the 17 years he has owned the team.
Parcells expressed a desire for Owens to return as quickly as possible because Owens is learning a new offense for the first time in his career. Having missed so much time should hurt the development as well as the chemistry he needs to develop with quarterback Drew Bledsoe.
Before getting hurt, Bledsoe had directed 21 passes in Owens’ direction and the two connected just seven times.

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Patrick Crayton?

No?
 

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Alexander said:
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Let me tell you about this T.O. person! He is evil and rotten to the core! He is hurting the team with his refusal to practice, especially when all the other players are coming back and practicing with their injuries. He thinks he is special. A terrible, terrible prima donna because he hasn't been practicing and-

What, what?

Oh, he is practicing?

Nevermind.

That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks:lmao:
 
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