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If you read my post and the other persons posts you'd clearly and easily see I was joking with him. But you're right. Our 3rd string guys couldn't move the ball in a practice 7 on 7 scrimmage with the Browns so our season is doomed.
Oh man at least you stopped pretending. And it was the Eagles starters. Can you help me though? I’ve asked a couple of your fellow trolls and never gotten an answer, but can you direct me to the good team Jalen Hurts has won a game against?
 

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Post of the week, but only if we follow-up with the questions
-How soon?
-By whom?

We all don't want to think about it (I sure don't)...but this issue is gonna press in sooner than we wish.

I'm ok if you all wish to talk Deuce instead.
#1) I almost guarantee that an extension will be in the works this offseason. In fact, I would be surprised if there is not. Both sides stand benefit from kicking off negotiations early. The motivation to get a deal done is there as Micah most likely will be tired of being insanely underpaid for what he brings to the table, and the Cowboys generally will save by resigning a player earlier. Not only will the market value be lower, but you also will run less chance of being stuck with a player as they decline athletically. The only reason you hold off is if you are unsure about the player, but Micah has done nothing to make you not want him here long term.

#2) There is a 0% chance that anyone but Dallas signs Micah.
 

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You obviously care more about the regular season accolades. All of that glittery nonsense happens WELL before the playoffs. Which is why you're cherry picking. When it was on the line and it mattered, he choked a fumble for the L.
That sounds like a problem.
Aikman, Brady, Montana all had turnovers in the SB. He played better than any single player in that SB and had a double digit lead after that turnover. He was the true MVP of the SB. You are being ridiculous bro.
 

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Oh man at least you stopped pretending. And it was the Eagles starters. Can you help me though? I’ve asked a couple of your fellow trolls and never gotten an answer, but can you direct me to the good team Jalen Hurts has won a game against?
He is like 21-1 over his last 22 starts n the regular season and made the
SB... but he actually sucks. We know. He went 6-1 versus playoff teams last year.
But supposedly the Eagles didn't play well against the Browns in a 7 on 7 scrimmage so he actually sucks. What I read is on Mondays practice the Eagles played mediocre and dominated Tuesday. I guess that means he's a bust?
 

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You obviously care more about the regular season accolades. All of that glittery nonsense happens WELL before the playoffs. Which is why you're cherry picking. When it was on the line and it mattered, he choked a fumble for the L.
That sounds like a problem.
Hurts ran for 70 yards 3 TDs and a two point conversion while passing 27/38 for 304 yards and a TD and, to you, he choked in the SB.
#Clown
 

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He is like 21-1 over his last 22 starts n the regular season and made the
SB... but he actually sucks. We know. He went 6-1 versus playoff teams last year.
Which one bro? C’mon I’m asking for tales of his greatness. You joined here and pretended to be a Cowboys fan for a long time to do just that but now you’re hemming and hawing when asked for a single specific example. Don’t keep being the coward you’ve been your whole miserable life. You’ve only got a few good years left and you’re spending it trolling without even a little bit of cojones
 

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I‘m sure the Cowboys FO was hoping the niners would get something done with Bosa so the market would be somewhat set. Bosa and Parsons will be very similarly paid although if Parsons has a great season this year he should be ahead of Bosa because of his versatility.
I don’t disagree, Bob…..Parsons is more of a high speed missile, but I’m not sure I’ve seen the versatility yet as far as position goes. Last year he was barely noticeable at LB, and in his first year, he really didn’t look like a top LB. He’s a pass rusher. The fact that he can run around and blitz from various positions may be his best versatility as a pass rusher. I’m not convinced that he could actually play LB at the highest level.
 

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I don’t disagree, Bob…..Parsons is more of a high speed missile, but I’m not sure I’ve seen the versatility yet as far as position goes. Last year he was barely noticeable at LB, and in his first year, he really didn’t look like a top LB. He’s a pass rusher. The fact that he can run around and blitz from various positions may be his best versatility as a pass rusher. I’m not convinced that he could actually play LB at the highest level.
As far as his versatility, in his two years with Dallas, Micah Parsons has lined up as a DE, OLB, MLB, and slot Corner. In his rookie year, he only took 39% of his snaps from the same position.

Dan Quinn has said many times that Parsons’ ability to line up effectively from multiple places on the field is extraordinary. Here’s an article from 2022 on his versatility:
https://insidethestar.com/micah-par...n-being-the-most-versatile-player-in-the-nfl/
 

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Aikman, Brady, Montana all had turnovers in the SB. He played better than any single player in that SB and had a double digit lead after that turnover. He was the true MVP of the SB. You are being ridiculous bro.
Also, he fumbled and lost the game.
 

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Hurts ran for 70 yards 3 TDs and a two point conversion while passing 27/38 for 304 yards and a TD and, to you, he choked in the SB.
#Clown
And he also fumbled and lost. But yeah.
 

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Hurts ran for 70 yards 3 TDs and a two point conversion while passing 27/38 for 304 yards and a TD and, to you, he choked in the SB.
#Clown
Hurts played very well in the SB, I'll admit. Not counting that back breaking fumble return for 6. But the Eagles had by far the easiest path to the SB of any team in NFL history. I'm talking from regular season through the playoffs. It's one of the reasons I hoped they would lose the SB. Because no SB win is considered any better than the other. And had the Eagles won last year it would have been a mockery of the sport.
 

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Hurts played very well in the SB, I'll admit. Not counting that back breaking fumble return for 6. But the Eagles had by far the easiest path to the SB of any team in NFL history. I'm talking from regular season through the playoffs. It's one of the reasons I hoped they would lose the SB. Because no SB win is considered any better than the other. And had the Eagles won last year it would have been a mockery of the sport.
100% and that's not coming from a hater or troll who absolutely hate the Eagles that is the absolute truth... They were throwing a softball ensure they made the best of it but if they expect that again this year that's ridiculous.. By the way are we saying this SuperBowlz guys another eagle fan that infiltrated our area? Got to find some more space on my ignore list between the Eagles and Packers fans in here I'm starting to feel like we're not in friendly territory anymore talk about being in somebody's heads when other fans come infiltrate your site on a regular basis not during the season on a regular offseason basis...
 

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100% and that's not coming from a hater or troll who absolutely hate the Eagles that is the absolute truth... They were throwing a softball ensure they made the best of it but if they expect that again this year that's ridiculous.. By the way are we saying this SuperBowlz guys another eagle fan that infiltrated our area? Got to find some more space on my ignore list between the Eagles and Packers fans in here I'm starting to feel like we're not in friendly territory anymore talk about being in somebody's heads when other fans come infiltrate your site on a regular basis not during the season on a regular offseason basis...
Has to be an Eagles fan or family member. No one talks about another human that way without something invested. But yeah, last season was unique as an NFL season. Almost overnight the NFC just collapsed. The Eagles crawled through the ashes and stood up at the SB. They didn't even get challenged in the playoffs. I know it's not their fault, but it is what happened. Have you ever seen the NFC so pathetic as it was last year? Ever? If they're going to want to return this year, they'll have to earn it. They won't be playing the AFC South either.
 

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Which one bro? C’mon I’m asking for tales of his greatness. You joined here and pretended to be a Cowboys fan for a long time to do just that but now you’re hemming and hawing when asked for a single specific example. Don’t keep being the coward you’ve been your whole miserable life. You’ve only got a few good years left and you’re spending it trolling without even a little bit of cojones
I told you. How was I hemming and hawing when I said he went 6-1 V’s playoff teams last year?
 

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I want to say this (I haven't read all the Martin threads --- I only had to read Bob Haze thread). Martin was under contract AND when he signed that contract he was among the highest paid OL in The League. Jerry didn't underpay him at the time. Some dangerous precedents being set IMO.

There needs to be holdout protection in these contracts that protect the team interests.


Agree that Deuce is the real deal and will be an asset to the offense.
Every contract is under paid 3-4 years down the road. As said at the time it was a top tier contract
 

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The Giants (playoffs), the 49ers (playoffs), the 2 seed Vikings, the Cowboys the Jaguars. So I guess you can laugh at my ignorance
A scrub team Dallas swept, a team on their 4th QB, a scrub team Dallas dominated, a team with Cooper Rush, a team that barely made the playoffs in the worst division. The answer is zero. He can’t beat good teams with their starting QB.
 
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