Pessimists Unite!!!

[silverbear]

But the Sunshine Crowd never get ganged up on and shouted down right?

Anybody wanna see my scars?? I won't even show you the ones from the Politics Zone...

 

[silverbear]

For me this board is like High School, all the clicks...Jocks, Geeks, stoners........just find out where you fit in and run with it. lol

I always fit in with the jocks AND the stoners... I could easily have fit in with the geeks, with my grades, but they didn't like me because I was too cool...

I'm versatile that way...

 

[silverbear]

which one are you? just curious.

He's obviously a stoner...

All the best kids were... LOL...

 

[silverbear]

I think the thread title and opening post made that pretty clear. Sorry I don't think everything is 100% right with the Cowboys right now.

Lemme guess-- you're one of those fans who demands perfection from his team...

Well, hoss, I've been with the Boys for goin' on 50 years now, and never have seen them get there... I've learned to hope for "Pretty Damned Good", and I think this edition of the Cowboys is pretty close to that...

 

[silverbear]

Favorite Players:

Jason Whitten
Terrence Newman
Flozelle Adams
Brady James
Austin Miles
Keith Brookings


Maybe if you knew who the actual players are you might be more positive.

Gotta be fair to Cover2 here, that was delicious sarcasm... IOW, the mis-spellings were quite intentional, designed to mock those fans who can't get the players' names right...

Some people would ***** if they got hung with a new rope.

I sure would, new ropes CHAFE... if you're gonna hang me, at least get me a well-broken in rope...

 

[silverbear]

And I thought I knew how to spell!


OK...Cover2 = 1 5Stars = 0


Carry on.


What about Austin Miles?

I like him...

 

[silverbear]

His name is actually Miles Austin.

:wink2:

When did he change it?? Was it one of those deals like Chad Ochocinco??

 

[silverbear]

When I made this thread I had in mind that I was assembling a collection of the most dastardly super pessimists around. It didn't turn out like I had planned

We have utterly ruined you dreams of world domination...

Don't take it too hard, I've been Emperor of the Universe for a long time now, I've learned to spot a coup attempt from a mile away... it was quite easy to mobilize my minions, and thwart your nefarious scheme...

And once again, Pollyanna Bear emerges unscathed...

 

[silverbear]

LOL

Nyquil fueled.

You do your best work on Nyquil... it's a scientific fact...

 

[AsthmaField]

That's gotta be bbgun all the way to the far left side of the picture.

And Alexander looks nice in his purple spandex shirt.

 

[bbgun]

That's gotta be bbgun all the way to the far left side of the picture.

And Alexander looks nice in his purple spandex shirt.

That's funny, because I've always likened this forum to Bizarro World. Up is down, black is white, Roy is not a turd, etc.

 

[Cover 2]

That's funny, because I've always likened this forum to Bizarro World. Up is down, black is white, Roy is not a turd, etc.

:laugh2:

 

[Cover 2]

We have utterly ruined you dreams of world domination...

Don't take it too hard, I've been Emperor of the Universe for a long time now, I've learned to spot a coup attempt from a mile away... it was quite easy to mobilize my minions, and thwart your nefarious scheme...

And once again, Pollyanna Bear emerges unscathed...

Don't worry. I'll be back

 

[AsthmaField]

That's funny, because I've always likened this forum to Bizarro World. Up is down, black is white, Roy is not a turd, etc.

:laugh2:

I say that with a lot of love though bb... you've always been one of my favorite glass is half empty posters. Plus, you are one funny SOB. I'm not sure who that chick you're sitting by is... but she's quite a looker.

I'm just waiting on Alex to come in a skewer me for the purple spandex comment.

Zeroburrito now... he's got to be the big ape on the right.

Eduncan got lost on his way to the photo shoot I think.

And I think that Stephen Hawking can prove - with quantum physics - that a dropped pencil will indeed hit the ceiling and that Roy Williams isn't a turd.

 

[DallasEast]

:laugh2:

I say that with a lot of love though bb... you've always been one of my favorite glass is half empty posters. Plus, you are one funny SOB.

I'm just waiting on Alex to come in a skewer me for the purple spandex comment.

Zeroburrito now... he's got to be the big ape on the right.

Eduncan got lost on his way to the photo shoot I think.

The big ape is Gorilla Grodd, a super intelligent primate scientist who hails from the advanced hidden community called *drumroll* Gorilla City. Me thinks zeroburrito is the victim of mistaken identity in this case.

 

[AsthmaField]

The big ape is Gorilla Grodd, a super intelligent primate scientist who hails from the advanced hidden community called *drumroll* Gorilla City. Me thinks zeroburrito is the victim of mistaken identity in this case.

******!

He does look just like ZB though.

 

[DallasEast]

******!

He does look just like ZB though.

 

[ROUSH8692]

The op's signature reads his favorite players, but he can't spell their names???(witten not whitten, for gods sake it's stitched on his jersey)

Thanks for this area to vent, that's about all I'm pissed about...

You almost mispelled all their names btw we need another thread for misquoted players names were winning right now!!!

 

[zrinkill]

******!

He does look just like ZB though.

Why?

Did he have a Commander symbol on his vest?

 

[zrinkill]

The op's signature reads his favorite players, but he can't spell their names???(witten not whitten, for gods sake it's stitched on his jersey)

Thanks for this area to vent, that's about all I'm pissed about...

You almost mispelled all their names btw

Wow.

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