Roy:
" wait, wait... your highness..... yea, that's it, that's it.. your honorness... "
Roger Goodell:
" Commissioner will do, Mr Williams. "
Roy:
" OH, uh.. ok, Mr Commissionerneth.. see all I was trying to do was give my good buddy and dear old friend McChunky,..errr... McNabb, a pat in the back for such a well thought out and precisely excuted play.. yea, that's it.. a pat in the back "
Roger Goodell:
" Mr. Williams, the films show you, clearly, grabbing Mr. McNabbs shoulder pads and pulling him down. Also, as per the rule... "
Roy:
" See, see, see your highestness, it's not what you think you saw. I was, uh, umm, I was trying to straighten out his undershirt cuz, you know, the rules about uniforms and all, and I didn't want him to get fined and all, when my hand got caught, you see... yea.. that's it, got caught in his shouldermypads and.. "
Roger Goodell:
" Uh huh "..
Roy:
" and, you know, the shouldermypads didn't want to let go. So I asked myself ' what would roy williams do ?', you know the same thing I ask myself when I see a receiver running to me, so I says 'roy, you best get that hand out of there before it get broke ', so, you know, I just pulls it "..
Roger Goodell:
" Interesting story, Mr. Williams. Excuse me while a I bust a gut laughing before I upheld the one game suspension ".