Pick up lines...

[5Stars]

Anyone got any good pick up lines for the ladies?

I know a girl at a bar that I go to and she says that she has heard them all. Well, at least the ones that I tell her. :laugh2:

So, I wondered if any of you romeos know any that I might spring on her and see if she has heard them!

 

[masomenos]

Anyone got any good pick up lines for the ladies?

I know a girl at a bar that I go to and she says that she has heard them all. Well, at least the ones that I tell her. :laugh2:

So, I wondered if any of you romeos know any that I might spring on her and see if she has heard them!

If you've gotten to the point where you're talking to her about pick up lines then you're screwed.

... of course, I thought Felix Jones would be bad. So, this woman will most likely become your wife.

 

[CATCH17]

If you've gotten to the point where you're talking to her about pick up lines then you're screwed.

... of course, I thought Felix Jones would be bad. So, this woman will most likely become your wife.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Did it hurt? She replies what? You say when you fell from heaven. :laugh2:

 

[peplaw06]

Well I don't need pickup lines, so I can't help ya

 

[CF74]

Are you tired? Huh? Why? Cause you've been running through my mind all day..

or

How 'bout them Cowboys?:starspin

 

[trickblue]

#1 Pick-up line in Arkansas:

"That's a mighty pretty tooth you got there"...

Personal favorite and I've had a lot of success with this one. Put on a few dabs of Brut and you're in:

"Girl, you look so good I could just put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit"...

 

[morieeel]

You look finer than a new pair of snow tires!!!!! (old HBO commercial)

 

[tomson75]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

"You're perttier then a speckled pup." has always worked well for me.



Just be sure to spit a stream of tabacco after you lay that one on her. Gives it that he-man effect your looking for.

:laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

Just look at her, take her hand, and say let's go :laugh2:

 

[bbgun]

"Hi, I'm bbgun," usually isn't a winner.

 

[Kangaroo]

Anyone got any good pick up lines for the ladies?

I know a girl at a bar that I go to and she says that she has heard them all. Well, at least the ones that I tell her. :laugh2:

So, I wondered if any of you romeos know any that I might spring on her and see if she has heard them!

How about hello my name is (insert name) inseatd of using some chessey pickup line what I did back when I was single got more #'s that way than some stupid line

 

[Dallas]

"If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be called McGorgeous!"



I was kinda saving this one for WG if we were ever to meet.

 

[tomson75]

How about hello my name is (insert name) inseatd of using some chessey pickup line what I did back when I was single got more #'s that way than some stupid line

Booooooring!

 

[Rampage]

"If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be called McGorgeous!"



I was kinda saving this one for WG if we were ever to meet.

:laugh2:

 

[tomson75]

Excuse me, but I'm new in town.....can I have directions to your place?

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

Can I read your T-shirt in brail?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper.

You'll do.

You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.

 

[Kangaroo]

Booooooring!

Maybe but it worked; if you know the truth I think it was the haircut :fogeys:

 

[Rampage]

Excuse me, but I'm new in town.....can I have directions to your place?

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

Can I read your T-shirt in brail?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper.

You'll do.

You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.

:laugh2: I hope this thread never dies

 

[Hostile]

Anyone got any good pick up lines for the ladies?

I know a girl at a bar that I go to and she says that she has heard them all. Well, at least the ones that I tell her. :laugh2:

So, I wondered if any of you romeos know any that I might spring on her and see if she has heard them!

Baby did you fart because you just blew me away.

You must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.


Okay, this is a joke, but I bet she hasn't heard the pick up line.


A guy sits down at a bar next to a gorgeous woman. He glances her way and when she glances back he immediately checks his watch.

She notices and says, "is your date running late?"

He replies, "oh I'm not waiting for a date. I have a watch that sends telepathic signals to me about what people are thinking."

She says, "is that so? What did your watch say?"

"It said you weren't wearing any panties."

She says, "hate to tell you this, but I am."

Guy taps the watch 4 times. "Dang thing is an hour fast again."