Pittman4Two NFL League Offseason Power Rankings - 2006

[THUMPER]

So, there you have it my friends. An unbiased ranking list of the NFL League.

Unbiased? uh... yeah... whatever you say dude.

 

[Gfunk]

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^ this guy is on here too? ​

 

[RCowboyFan]

I'll try and weed through your prose, my friend. I seriously think the Saints are the surprise team of 2006. Why? Better QB depth. Brooks will continue his progression while tutoling Drew Brees. Jim Haslett left a foundation for Sean Payton to build upon. Look at McCallister, although I'd like him to work on his tackling techniques, he still has a motor that runs well like an oiled machine. You heard it here first.



Do they not? Let's remember this is the Greatest Show on Turf. I'm expecting a drop off...really, I am...but I'm leaving a little window there for Marshall and the boys to return to glory.



Tampa Bay < Pittsburgh Stealers
Tampa Bay < New England
Tampa Bay < Indianapolis
Tampa Bay < Seattle

Sure, these are my opinions but we have a young QB, RB, TE, WR and LS that are being molded in Jon's vision. What better vision is there to have?



Quincy was on a lot of Cowboys fans' minds. His impressive record as a starter was only hindered by the W-L numbers. Take a look at his numbers when the Cowboys put a W in the win column. You'll see why Drew Bledsoe is now a worry-free quarterback. I'll have to take your word that Carter is now out of the CFL.



Did you not read that Jimmy Smith retired? Did you not read that Mike Pearson is still injured? C'mon...try to keep up.

Damn you are almost as good as Chief, the resident satirist Welcome to the forum btw.

 

[Thick 'N Hearty]

Better QB depth. Brooks will continue his progression while tutoling Drew Brees.

How the hell is Brooks going to tutor Drew Brees all the way from Oakland? That is going to be some good stuff, my friend.

Maybe you should do some serious research about teams before you attempt to post your thoughts on QB depth. Now I know where the Q-Car remark comes from... the same emptiness where you got the Brooks reference.

 

[RCowboyFan]

Oh, boy, this board never fails to amaze me, on how some posters will never get a clear attempt at humor and start arguing seriously

 

[kTXe]

Oh, boy, this board never fails to amaze me, on how some posters will never get a clear attempt at humor and start arguing seriously

ESPECIALLY when it has already been pointed out about 20 times in this thread that it is a joke. C'mon now guys, even if you were too thick to get it right off the bat, reading the thread would hopefully knock some sense into you.


And BTW, this is absolutely brilliant work.

 

[dargonking999]

Oh, boy, this board never fails to amaze me, on how some posters will never get a clear attempt at humor and start arguing seriously

lol this board agues seriously about any and everything, humor non humor, shoot if i started a thread about the grass growing, they'd start arguing about how the sun stops the grass from growing, vs the sun making the grass grow.



man i love this board lol

 

[RCowboyFan]

lol this board agues seriously about any and everything, humor non humor, shoot if i started a thread about the grass growing, they'd start arguing about how the sun stops the grass from growing, vs the sun making the grass grow.



man i love this board lol

And yet you are the first in line to do that eh? At least remove your post before pretending that you got the humor immediately

http://dallascowboyszone.com/forums/showpost.php?p=915620&postcount=39

 

[dargonking999]

And yet you are the first in line to do that eh? At least remove your post before pretending that you got the humor immediately

http://dallascowboyszone.com/forums/showpost.php?p=915620&postcount=39

umm maybe you missed the "lame attempt at a joke" part of my post. And not to add that i not once said i got the humor immidetaly, i jus said this board would agrue about anything. Like im doing now lol,. but please next time, dont take my words of context

 

[Pittman4Two]

Damn you are almost as good as Chief, the resident satirist Welcome to the forum btw.

Thank you my friend. I only hope to bring as much insightfulness as this Chief individual.


Om, as in THE Om?

Gfunk, hello my friend.

 

[Om]

Om, as in THE Om?

Guilty as charged. And don't change the subject.

Pittman wasn't in.

 

[Hostile]

Guilty as charged. And don't change the subject.

Pittman wasn't in.

Om, I'm glad you cleared that up. I was and a little uke:

 

[Pittman4Two]

Guilty as charged. And don't change the subject.

Pittman wasn't in.

Pittman was always in. Alstott on the other hand...not so much.

 

[5Stars]

So, there you have it my friends. An unbiased ranking list of the NFL League.

Thoughts?

Damn, that was some crazy stuff, right there! But, why do you have the RedStinks rated so high?


Nice job...even BETTER then ESPN! Although you are not a Cowboy fan, I still have to award you two Beautiful Stars!

:starspin :starspin

 

[Om]

Pittman was always in. Alstott on the other hand...not so much.

Eh, Pittman, Alstott ... who can tell those pewter puffy-shirts apart? Besides, I was having drinks with MRS. Pittman the other day, and she confided how she's always having to ask MR. Pittman if he's in or not.

So you can understand the confusion.

 

[5Stars]

I was having drinks with MRS. Pittman the other day, and she confided how she's always having to ask MR. Pittman if he's in or not.

So you can understand the confusion.

:laugh1:

Damn!

 

[RCowboyFan]

Eh, Pittman, Alstott ... who can tell those pewter puffy-shirts apart? Besides, I was having drinks with MRS. Pittman the other day, and she confided how she's always having to ask MR. Pittman if he's in or not.

So you can understand the confusion.

So Mr. Pittman doesn't fit the stereotyping eh?

 

[Pittman4Two]

Eh, Pittman, Alstott ... who can tell those pewter puffy-shirts apart? Besides, I was having drinks with MRS. Pittman the other day, and she confided how she's always having to ask MR. Pittman if he's in or not.

So you can understand the confusion.

I completely and udderly understand, Om. I'm sure Mrs. Pittman enjoys being put up on a pedestal. You always have a way with the women.

One of these days, women will take over el numbero uno in my life instead of gridiron football.

 

[Hostile]

I can't wait for the square off thread Pittman4Two vs. LeotisBrown.

Now that's what we want to get our popcorn ready.

 

[5Stars]

I can't wait for the square off thread Pittman4Two vs. LeotisBrown.

Now that's what we want to get our popcorn ready.

I don't know...

With LeotisBrown's "Half Fast Analysis", he could be quite the opponent!