Please allow me to plagiarize the great pontificator, Orlando Scandrick

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Today's weekly recap virtually wrote itself. That is, until Orlando Scandrick stole every ounce of my thunder in the postgame. Dang it, Scandy, that's what I was going to say!

I really didn't want to have to think hard this cold morning, so by golly, I won't.

He was right. I've never heard so much sqwawking and chest-beating from a 4-6 team teetering on elimination after beating such NFL greats as the recent outcast Josh Freeman, the free-tattoo-seeking Terrelle Pryor, third-string rookie Matt Barkley, and previously unknown Scott Tolzien. And Cruz wasn't quite as uncoverable as Ditka claimed...two catches and a fumble for a TD ain't exactly uncoverable. (Was it Ditka, Mariucci, or......doesn't matter, the point is made.)

JPP asked for bloodshed, and he drank his own. Terrell Thomas guaranteed a victory, and he's making offseason vacation plans today with five games still left. Justin Tuck was all over Dallas and national radio last week, and I'm not sure if he was there or not yesterday. Maybe he got stuck in traffic. I saw Cullen Jenkins, but Tuck was a mere speed bump.
And not only was Scandy right, he's playing some awfully good football this year. Best year he's had by far.

For you Garrett bashers, I give you Tom Coughlin yesterday. And I really like Coughlin as a coach. Dallas could not stop the Giants rushing attack, and yet, he still insisted on throwing the ball as drives wore on, as if he was getting bored pushing around the Dallas interior lineman and Ernie Sims. Sean Lee was GREATLY missed yesterday. Garrett would get shredded for that yesterday (although he did worry me with those late knees; I wanted to get closer for Bailey).

And for you Romo bashers, Tony did it again yesterday with a ton on the line and in the toughest of road conditions (yeah, let's play a Super Bowl in that mess; good thinking, nimrods). He pulled that win out the same he did against Minnesota and so many games in recent years, yet many will only remember one throw against Denver in a 500-yard performance.

Let's see, what else? Oh yeah.

HOLY MOLY, DURING THE BYE WEEK, WE TAUGHT DEZ THE SLOT!!!!

Getting Dez moving around is critical. Teams are locked in on him. Having Miles out there was helpful, despite his quiet game until the catch in the fourth. He really does command attention, whether you throw him the ball or not. And Witten, as he always does, tore up the Giants at key moments.

Dez caught that ball on the five, I'm sorry. And that call that took away our early fumble recover was....the leavings of a large farm animal. I thought the officiating both ways, but mostly against Dallas, was just awful. Point is, it could have been worse.

So here we are, in soooooo much better shape than 48 hours ago. It's a two-team race now, especially after the 49ers destroy Washington tonight.

And here's the best part. Dallas is 4-0 in the division, and Philly is 3-2 with a loss to the Cowboys already. The tie-breaker is practically Dallas' already.

Next step is to beat Oakland and get to 7-5, and take this vagabond band of gypsies, thieves, and tramps to the playoffs. And I say that with the greatest degree of affection.

And some parting words for the Giants.....um, that's 3 out of 4 against you, you were 0-6 for a reason, now you're a fart in a whirlwind, your annual trashtalk is tiresome and cheap, so for the love of peet......STHU!!
 

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:D I like where you're comin from.

Kiffen deserves some kudos -- rag-tag defense played well enough to win, and offense showed a wrinkle or two to snatch a victory in adverse conditions.

We can feel pretty good today.
 

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:D I like where you're comin from.

Kiffen deserves some kudos -- rag-tag defense played well enough to win, and offense showed a wrinkle or two to snatch a victory in adverse conditions.

We can feel pretty good today.

Yes, but I thought the Giants did Kiffin a favor by getting away from the run at the wrong times. I do like how we're sticking with man coverage more and more.
 

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You know the Gnat fans are raggin on Coughlin today.
 

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You know the Gnat fans are raggin on Coughlin today.

I said it another thread that Kevin Gilbride should have gotten a defensive game ball from us. Not only did he keep forcing it with Eli (who literally couldn't hit the proverbial barn yesterday), on a 3rd and goal from the 10 that's when he decides to run up the gut. Even the stadium fans were booing.

And yeah, if Garret/Callahan called a game that bad they would be rightfully ripped here. Really saved our defense from getting pounded.
 

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Coughlin has 2 SBs and got an expansion team to the Conference finals.. Garrett hasn't done jack squat.. please stop with the ridiculous comparisons...
 

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Coughlin has 2 SBs and got an expansion team to the Conference finals.. Garrett hasn't done jack squat.. please stop with the ridiculous comparisons...

erod's thread bothers you? You just can't jump on the bandwagon for even a second and join the celebration without throwing a wrench in the gears? Dude, he wasn't comparing resumes, but you feel inclined to bring that up. Go back to sleep so we can enjoy ripping on the Giants after all the **** they talked the entire week leading up to a game you probably picked us to lose. Night! Night!
 

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Coughlin has 2 SBs and got an expansion team to the Conference finals.. Garrett hasn't done jack squat.. please stop with the ridiculous comparisons...

The irony is you're making your point by comparing them.:D
 

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Coughlin has 2 SBs and got an expansion team to the Conference finals.. Garrett hasn't done jack squat.. please stop with the ridiculous comparisons...

Actually Garrett has took over the Cowboys and been heavily involved in one of the fastest rebuilding projects ever in the NFL and had them one game from the playoffs both years. It may not be enough for Cowboy fans but theres other GM's watching that would hire him quickly.
 

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erod's thread bothers you? You just can't jump on the bandwagon for even a second and join the celebration without throwing a wrench in the gears? Dude, he wasn't comparing resumes, but you feel inclined to bring that up. Go back to sleep so we can enjoy ripping on the Giants after all the **** they talked the entire week leading up to a game you probably picked us to lose. Night! Night!

Funny, this thread spoke about "Garrett bashes" in the context of Coughlin... He made the original comparison... I can enjoy a Cowboys win without giving credit to a guy whose clearly incompetent and has little relevance in a Cowboys win..
 

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Actually Garrett has took over the Cowboys and been heavily involved in one of the fastest rebuilding projects ever in the NFL and had them one game from the playoffs both years. It may not be enough for Cowboy fans but theres other GM's watching that would hire him quickly.

Cowboys were division champions two years before and won the division prior to that with what is potentially a HOF QB... In your world that's rebuilding, not in reality
 

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The irony is you're making your point by comparing them.:D

Really, because he said Garrett would get bashed for what Coughlin did... Well, Garrett has a track record of stupidity, while Coughlin has taken his team to two SBs and an expansion franchise to the Conference finals... All greats make mistakes, the difference between greatness and incompetence is consistency... The only thing Garrett is, consistently average at best, and that's doing him a favor...


To even make the comparison that they are treated differently to demonstrate some type of point about Garrett not deserving being bashed is laughable...
 

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Coughlin has 2 SBs and got an expansion team to the Conference finals.. Garrett hasn't done jack squat.. please stop with the ridiculous comparisons...

His OC and him still called a ridiculously bad game yesterday. It happens, even to good coaches.

See Parcells: Playoffs, Seattle.
 

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Cowboys were division champions two years before and won the division prior to that with what is potentially a HOF QB... In your world that's rebuilding, not in reality

I guess in your world he wasn't calling the plays then either.
 

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I guess in your world he wasn't calling the plays then either.

So he took a a top five offense before he got there to a 'top five' offense, that deteriorated in red zone scoring? Pretty impressive.. I especially love the back up QBs he had us rolling in and the horrendous OL picks.. Brad Johnson and Jon Kitna... Or Felix Jones as a RB and the Roy Williams trade for 3 draft picks to get his struggling offense kicking.. So let me guess, all good belongs to Garrett, but all bad throw it on somebody else...
 

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Really, because he said Garrett would get bashed for what Coughlin did... Well, Garrett has a track record of stupidity, while Coughlin has taken his team to two SBs and an expansion franchise to the Conference finals... All greats make mistakes, the difference between greatness and incompetence is consistency... The only thing Garrett is, consistently average at best, and that's doing him a favor...


To even make the comparison that they are treated differently to demonstrate some type of point about Garrett not deserving being bashed is laughable...

I think we need to get you your own Giants sig.
 

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I thought CZ posters said Dez was too dumb to play the slot, they were wrong?
 
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