This is how confident I am in Dallas’s awfulness; my fantasy QB, the mercurial Kyler Murray is on a bye, so who did I pick up? None other than the mostly terrible, but good enough for 12-15 plays a game to get you 20 fantasy points Carson Wentz. Wentz has been a dud all year save for some bright moments, but against Dallas he’ll be able to run, pass and score doing cartwheels into the end zone while Jaylon Smith jogs slowly and disinterestedly behind him. It’s that bad. And don’t get me started on what the Philly D is going to do to sacrificial lamb Ben The Nooch DiNucci. He’s going to feel worse than Marcellus Wallace before Bruce Willis showed up with the samurai sword. That would be a picnic with 2006 Jenna Fisher compared to what Fletcher Cox is going to do to The Nooch. Pray for mojo. Philly 41 Dallas 6.