Twitter: Proof Jason Garrett is a Space Alien

[lukin2006]

 

[lukin2006]

LOL
Try watching that alone, in a dark room, in the middle of the night. You won’t sleep for days…,

 

[Stash]

Even Pinocchio would call that performance ‘wooden’.

 

[CowboyRoy]

We all know I cant stand Garrett. And I think he was one of the worst HC's and OC's the Cowboys have ever had if not the worst.

But I think he may have found his niche as an announcer. He does a decent job. Gotta give him credit that he is at least good at many things. Coaching definitely isnt his thing, but he may have stumbled onto something here.

 

[cowboyed]

I think he claps in his sleep.
Lol

This is what happens when you get the clap when having sex without protection.

 

[Scotman]

The original post was funny. But, I never hated Garrett. He just didn't win. Had he won early, "The Process" would have been accepted in the locker room. When he didn't win, his legacy became one of crumbling when things got tough. I don't hate the guy. But I'm super happy he isn't the head coach anymore.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

He's a stiff with a dry offensive concept. We just inherited another stiff with a dry offensive concept in Moore. Birds of a feather killed this team together. One down, one to go.


Moore is Garrett's NFL offspring.

 

[guag]

 

[plymkr]

I loved that show.

 

[xwalker]

He has a specific disciplined and programmatic style that I can imagine seems impressive at first because it sorta unites everyone with mantras and a clear approach.

I think it wears thin and rings hallow after a while with its tone deafness and rigidity.

I honestly think Garrett would thrive running a football program at a major university. That kinda stuff plays well there with young men and parents. Not to mention, the players turn over every 3-4 years so the approach/message doesn’t get stale.

He seems like a perfect fit as HC of an ivy league school.

As a HC Wade & Campo were as bad a Garrett.
- Wade was a better coordinator but one of them should have been NFL HCs.

 

[xwalker]

We all know I cant stand Garrett. And I think he was one of the worst HC's and OC's the Cowboys have ever had if not the worst.

But I think he may have found his niche as an announcer. He does a decent job. Gotta give him credit that he is at least good at many things. Coaching definitely isnt his thing, but he may have stumbled onto something here.

Garrett and Dungy called the night game on Thanksgiving. Garrett was better than Dungy.

 

[xwalker]

"Bengals stuff King Henry"

Is that what he said?

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Is that from “V?”

 

[tunahelper]

He has a specific disciplined and programmatic style that I can imagine seems impressive at first because it sorta unites everyone with mantras and a clear approach.

I think it wears thin and rings hallow after a while with its tone deafness and rigidity.

I honestly think Garrett would thrive running a football program at a major university. That kinda stuff plays well there with young men and parents. Not to mention, the players turn over every 3-4 years so the approach/message doesn’t get stale.

I get your point and it is plausible. NFL teams turn over rosters every 4 years or less.

 

[JayFord]

He's a stiff with a dry offensive concept. We just inherited another stiff with a dry offensive concept in Moore. Birds of a feather killed this team together. One down, one to go.


Moore is Garrett's NFL offspring.

Kellen is better than Garrett

Garretts offense just flat out does not work at all unless you have all pros at EACH position then it'll put up 20 points sometimes more

Moores offense works, problem is he needs a filter and i have to use the same analogy i always use

Kellen is a 5 star masterchef who makes the best ribs until high end clientele comes in and then he decides to microwave the frozen ribs then boil it in dishwater

like he really cant be trusted to do things on his own without supervision

Garrett is just awful and shouldve never been a coach to begin with hes a great guy but great guys dont cut it

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

I get your point and it is plausible. NFL teams turn over rosters every 4 years or less.

Not entire rosters.

 

[GINeric]

He was close to being in that not-quite-elite tier of coaches like Mike McCarthy.

Mike McCarthy won a Superbowl. Garrett hasn't come close to winning a superbowl since he wore a jersey and pads.

 

[CowboyRoy]

Garrett and Dungy called the night game on Thanksgiving. Garrett was better than Dungy.

Garrett was pretty good.

 

[bratch59]

Proof.. Jason Garrett living in zoners heads. And probably loving it.

 

[Cowpolk]