Twitter: Proof Jason Garrett is a Space Alien

[VaqueroTD]

Reminds me of this old SNL skit.

 

[America's Cowboy]

Sounds like some folks have been reading some works written by Paul Wallis.

 

[lostar2009]

I can't even articulate into words how glad I am that he is no longer a part of this organization.

Tbh it's still the same mess with him gone.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Did you guys see one of the replies on there?

It's a process.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Don't get the hate. Or like seeing it here.

No hate from me. Just jokes that are meant to be funny.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Its a lizard conspiracy!

He is from the planet Rouboojookootoodoog, and he is here to control our thoughts.

8-8

When remove the 8 letters after R and K what do you get......

RKG

 

[JoeKing]

I'm uncomfortable with piling on the over reactionary hate toward JG in this thread. Jerry let the man go and then he got fired again by the Giants. It's time to let go of whatever misgivings you have for this man and find better things to focus your hatred on. Just saying.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I fail to get the obsession toward a HC who is no longer here and no longer relevant here, except to certain posters.

 

[Captain-Crash]

yeah, I can't figure out why everyone hates garrett. he was a hc in training who was an awful OC then gifted the job after slipping a shank into Wade's back, who then wasted 10 years of our life. I just can't understand the hate.

 

[Cowboys5217]

A lot of you guys need to get a sense of humor. Sheesh, such scolds over obvious humor. I bet even Garrett would get a laugh out of this.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

I fail to get the obsession toward a HC who is no longer here and no longer relevant here, except to certain posters.

Then vacate the thread boy.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Then vacate the thread boy.

I fail to ascertain your need to hate on a coach no longer here.

Did JG foreclose your double wide?
Did he stop your mom's chain-smoking thereby increasing her wrath on you?
Did JG make fun of your Charlie's Chili's Friday uniform with the badges on the vests?
Did he make you remove the cars on cinder blocks on his rental property?
Does his red hair remind you of Amber the pole temptress.

No, you move on with your lingering resentment look of JG.
He gave it his all in Dallas.

Holla

 

[Bullflop]

He may, or may not be a space alien, but he's definitely got the claps (pun intended.)

 

[Bullflop]

yeah, I can't figure out why everyone hates garrett. he was a hc in training who was an awful OC then gifted the job after slipping a shank into Wade's back, who then wasted 10 years of our life. I just can't understand the hate.

Yes , , , and those are some of his better qualities!

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

I fail to ascertain your need to hate on a coach no longer here.

Did JG foreclose your double wide?
Did he stop your mom's chain-smoking thereby increasing her wrath on you?
Did JG make fun of your Charlie's Chili's Friday uniform with the badges on the vests?
Did he make you remove the cars on cinder blocks on his rental property?
Does his red hair remind you of Amber the pole temptress.

No, you move on with your lingering resentment look of JG.
He gave it his all in Dallas.

Holla

You bought a “PROCESS” shirt from the fan shop didn’t you boy?

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

You bought a “PROCESS” shirt from the fan shop didn’t you boy?

Actually, I think he got the "Finish the Fight" shirt. Or was it the "Hot Boyz" shirt?

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

He may, or may not be a space alien, but he's definitely got the claps (pun intended.)

Well, C3PO told me that the claps are an alien civilisation form of communication.

 

[MLB53]

Are you like 6 yrs old to post something this dumb,

 

[calico]

My family *****es when ever they see him in tv about how can anyone still pay this guy big money to do nothing. Then we bash his appearance and fake tan.

Nothing but love in this home.

 

[G2]

"How we doing guys?"