Rafael Vela: So How Fat is Montrae Holland?

[Primetime42]

Are we absolutely certain that LA hasn't gotten to the point where he's using a flatbed to get around?

If not, hey, go for it.

 

[khiladi]

BTW, if this OL fades because of Proctor and Romo is sitting back there risking injury, the whole coaching staff needs to be lynched...

 

[Spectre]

he's so fat that that when he walks backwards, he beeps.
he's so fat that he gets up on BOTH sides of the bed.
he's so fat that when he steps on a scale it reads, "To be continued".
he's so fat that when he goes to a restaurant, he looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
he's so fat, he has to buy 2 airline tickets to fly.
he's so fat that when he fell in love, he broke it.
he's so fat, when he goes to the beach... the tide comes in.
he's so fat, his yearbook picture was an aerial view.
he's so fat, he's on both sides of the family.
he's so fat, his clothes have stretchmarks.
he's so fat, he bleeds gravy.
he's so fat, when he goes to movies... he sits next to EVERYONE.
he's so fat, he rocked himself back to sleep trying to get up.
he's so fat, he has to wear 2 watches because each side of him is in a different time of day.
he's so fat, when he goes to get his shoes shined... he has to take their word for it.

 

[DallasEast]

He's so fat, that he sat on Amendola and Danny hasn't been seen since.

 

[Yeagermeister]

he's so fat, he has to wear 2 watches because each side of him is in a different time of day.

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[Spectre]

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I'm glad you liked this one...

of all the jokes I posted, this was the only one I made up myself.

 

[TheCount]

I'm glad you liked this one...

of all the jokes I posted, this was the only one I made up myself.

Maybe you didn't copy it consciously, but the joke is usually "Yo Mama so fat she has to wear two watches, one for each timezone."

Trust me, all the "Yo Mama" jokes in the world have already been used.

 

[Spectre]

Maybe you didn't copy it consciously, but the joke is usually "Yo Mama so fat she has to wear two watches, one for each timezone."

Trust me, all the "Yo Mama" jokes in the world have already been used.

yea, I know they have.
But I promise I had no idea it was a joke.
I think I've heard "she's in 2 timezones" but not "she has to wear 2 watches".

my favorite is still "she rocked herself back to sleep trying to get up."

lol

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Wade just said at the PC that they feel a lot better about Holland's knowledge of the playbook now and he could even start on Thursday.

Says they like his talent but it's just taken a while to let him get the playbook. But said his time to play is getting closer.

 

[cowboyed]

He's working out, at least.

With a knife and fork!

 

[ddh33]

Wade just said at the PC that they feel a lot better about Holland's knowledge of the playbook now and he could even start on Thursday.

Says they like his talent but it's just taken a while to let him get the playbook. But said his time to play is getting closer.

Thanks for that update. Like some other folks, I was excited about getting him. He's certainly got the physical attributes to be an asset to this team, and he may be needed now. Glad someone asked the question and got an answer.

 

[lockster]

He's so fat that he has his own gravitational pull. He's so fat he sweats crisco!! He's so fat, the last time he jumped in the ocean he caused the sunami that wiped out lower asia. He's so fat that the dept. of transportation require he hire a motorized escort in front and back when's he's walking around in public. lol

 

[Bob Sacamano]

he's so fat, he's got his own gravitational pull!

 

[DaBoys4Life]

he's so fat, he's got his own gravitational pull!

family guy reference FTW

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

He's so fat, when he jumps in the air, he gets stuck.

 

[lockster]

Good one!!!!

 

[silverbear]

he's so fat that that when he walks backwards, he beeps.
he's so fat that he gets up on BOTH sides of the bed.
he's so fat that when he steps on a scale it reads, "To be continued".
he's so fat that when he goes to a restaurant, he looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
he's so fat, he has to buy 2 airline tickets to fly.
he's so fat that when he fell in love, he broke it.
he's so fat, when he goes to the beach... the tide comes in.
he's so fat, his yearbook picture was an aerial view.
he's so fat, he's on both sides of the family.
he's so fat, his clothes have stretchmarks.
he's so fat, he bleeds gravy.
he's so fat, when he goes to movies... he sits next to EVERYONE.
he's so fat, he rocked himself back to sleep trying to get up.
he's so fat, he has to wear 2 watches because each side of him is in a different time of day.
he's so fat, when he goes to get his shoes shined... he has to take their word for it.

And how ugly is he??

 

[Wrangler87]

All kidding aside, the guy played pretty darn good.

 

[TwoCentPlain]

Anyone remember Aaron Gibson? Wasn't he the first 400 lb. OL in the NFL? Another 1st RD Lion bust. He finished with the Cowboys when the Cowboys were desperate for OL. I forgot who all was with Gibson on the Cowboy OL, but they were all fat. The Eagle DL tormented the Cowboy QB and called the Cowboy OL cows.

 

[PullMyFinger]

He's so fat he has 3 smaller men orbiting around him....: