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the kid 05;3165612 said:
the story goes no where? Its the story of one of the most infamous bank robbers how is that a story that goes no where?
At the start of the movie, he's a cocky, badass bankrobber. At the end of the movie, he's a dead cocky, badass bankrobber. You don't even really get to see him be a cocky, badass bankrobber. You're just supposed to assume he is, because they tell you he is.

There's no development. There's no story. He breaks out of jail, is hunted, gets killed. The problem with the "story" is that there is no story to really tell if that part of his life is all you're going to focus on.

Why does he like fast cars, etc.? How did he become a bankrobber? How did he become so famous? Where did he meet his accomplices?

There's no story. It just is, and then he dies.
 

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Just watched Inglorious Basterds.
9/10..different kind of movie,but enjoyable no less.
The woman that played the german actress is eye candy.
 

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theogt;3169201 said:
Why does he like fast cars, etc.? How did he become a bankrobber? How did he become so famous? Where did he meet his accomplices?

There's no story. It just is, and then he dies.

Yeah, good points. They could have done an origins story or something darker and more poinient but they just had Johnny Depp play a famous bank robber and filmed 2 ours of acting.

If the movie was starring a nobody, it would have bombed.
 

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Saw Avatar last night, and wow what a mixed bag it was.

The movie is EXTREMELY uninteresting for a good 45-50 minutes. I was bored for quite some time after the movie started, and the person sitting behind me fell asleep and was snoring. It does pick up and get more interesting, but it is never really attention grabbing, though a few moments come close.

The CGI for the first hour and a half to me were totally unimpressive, and I had thought previously previously that ILM would lose out on the Oscar for Transformers again, and I'm sure they'll still lose, but they certainly don't deserve to. The first 90 minutes the CGI, for the most part, does look like what you'd see in a video game (such as Final Fantasy). Some of it was actually rather poor, even before you even really see Pandora and it's just the humans and their machines. There was nothing special about the world of Pandora, and it is actually a large part of why the CGI fails early on.

The CGI for the last hour (save a few scenes), however, was quite impressive and much more realistic. The textures were better, the detail was better, everything was better. The characters/world/effects were a lot more real.

Plot wise, there is nothing new here. Stupid villains with power vs. primitive natives who are saved by one sent to find a way to bring them down...Dances with Smurfs certainly applies here. All the typical characters are here. And while it's all been done before, that doesn't make it bad, and it is still done decently for the most part. The problems are that it's way too predictable, and the villains are TOO cookie cutter, and lack any personality for the most part. In fact, most of the characters except for one lack personality.

And then there's the completely unnecessary, over the top, treetarded crap that Cameron just felt the need to throw in. He couldn't keep it simply to the natives just trying to protect their land, the places that are sacred to them, or even to the planet being alive/thinking. That would have been perfectly fine, but he had to throw in specific, over the top crap in there. Lines that only serve the purpose of sending the message that humans are evil and are killers of planets. It's a disservice to the story, and insulting to the intelligence of the audience.

Overall, I think I'll give the movie a 6/10, because it's a simple movie that is handled decently, and has a good bit of decent action towards the end. I think the film is in serious need of a fanedit to greatly strip down the first 40 minutes or so, and to excise all of the excess, unneeded, over the top, "humans are evil" BS.
 

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"you come at the King, you best not miss" while whistling Farmer in the Dell... Omar Little is a badass!!! (on season 1 ep 8)

again, no spoilers please
 

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ChldsPlay;3169411 said:
Saw Avatar last night, and wow what a mixed bag it was.

The movie is EXTREMELY uninteresting for a good 45-50 minutes. I was bored for quite some time after the movie started, and the person sitting behind me fell asleep and was snoring. It does pick up and get more interesting, but it is never really attention grabbing, though a few moments come close.

The CGI for the first hour and a half to me were totally unimpressive, and I had thought previously previously that ILM would lose out on the Oscar for Transformers again, and I'm sure they'll still lose, but they certainly don't deserve to. The first 90 minutes the CGI, for the most part, does look like what you'd see in a video game (such as Final Fantasy). Some of it was actually rather poor, even before you even really see Pandora and it's just the humans and their machines. There was nothing special about the world of Pandora, and it is actually a large part of why the CGI fails early on.

The CGI for the last hour (save a few scenes), however, was quite impressive and much more realistic. The textures were better, the detail was better, everything was better. The characters/world/effects were a lot more real.

Plot wise, there is nothing new here. Stupid villains with power vs. primitive natives who are saved by one sent to find a way to bring them down...Dances with Smurfs certainly applies here. All the typical characters are here. And while it's all been done before, that doesn't make it bad, and it is still done decently for the most part. The problems are that it's way too predictable, and the villains are TOO cookie cutter, and lack any personality for the most part. In fact, most of the characters except for one lack personality.

And then there's the completely unnecessary, over the top, treetarded crap that Cameron just felt the need to throw in. He couldn't keep it simply to the natives just trying to protect their land, the places that are sacred to them, or even to the planet being alive/thinking. That would have been perfectly fine, but he had to throw in specific, over the top crap in there. Lines that only serve the purpose of sending the message that humans are evil and are killers of planets. It's a disservice to the story, and insulting to the intelligence of the audience.

Overall, I think I'll give the movie a 6/10, because it's a simple movie that is handled decently, and has a good bit of decent action towards the end. I think the film is in serious need of a fanedit to greatly strip down the first 40 minutes or so, and to excise all of the excess, unneeded, over the top, "humans are evil" BS.

Agreed.

I was shocked at how many times I checked what time it was.

It got so boring that I even logged onto Cowboyszone a few times on the iPhone.
 

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Moon 8/10
Good movie was able to keep me entertained. Ending didn't pack enough punch.

State of Play 7/10
Had some good moments. Too must twists for me.
 

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Training Day 8.5/10
Gotta love Denzel Washington playing his "LA" role.
Kind of sad because most of that stuff in the movie happens around here. Minus how corrupt the cops are.
 

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Christiann;3170832 said:
Training Day 8.5/10
Gotta love Denzel Washington playing his "LA" role.
Kind of sad because most of that stuff in the movie happens around here. Minus how corrupt the cops are.

*gun shot*

AHHHH you shot me in my ***
 

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I watched Avatar as well.

I agree with the other posters.....snoozefest.

I really hate preachy movies. I just want to veg at movies, not think.

This was, however, the first 3-D movie I've ever seen. That was fun.
 

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Bizwah;3170967 said:
I watched Avatar as well.

I agree with the other posters.....snoozefest.

I really hate preachy movies. I just want to veg at movies, not think.

This was, however, the first 3-D movie I've ever seen. That was fun.
You had to think during Avatar?
 

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theogt;3171012 said:
You had to think during Avatar?

I'd hope not. Though it certainly tries to make you think....about things that anyone over the age of 5 has already thought about at some point. The "message" certainly isn't new, just annoying.
 

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theogt;3171012 said:
You had to think during Avatar?

Yes......I kept thinking, "this is stupid..."

Anyway, I can't stand movies that try to tell me that America is evil.
 

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Finally got Inglorious Basterds...It was good but just not as good as I was hoping.

The Hangover was pretty funny.

Terminator Salvation was ok...liked the motorcycle terminators and how they played the GNR song to link back to T2 and some of the other things that linked back to the other Terminator movies.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3171444 said:
Finally got Inglorious Basterds...It was good but just not as good as I was hoping.

The Hangover was pretty funny.

Terminator Salvation was ok...liked the motorcycle terminators and how they played the GNR song to link back to T2 and some of the other things that linked back to the other Terminator movies.

what were you hoping for?
 

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xWraithx;3171448 said:
what were you hoping for?

The dialogue seemed too forced at times. The dialogue between characters was just not as good as his previous movies, with the exception of death proof...I thought he went overboard in death proof.

Brad Pitt annoyed me with his over the top silly accent and constant cheesy facial expressions.

The Inglorious Basterds crew was kind of forgettable, could have had some more individual development. You remember Aldo and the bear jew, and Stiglit(sp?) and the only reason you remember the bear jew is the baseball bat scene and Stiglit(sp?) was because he killed so many **** officers. The others...you really don't know much, if anything, about.

The acting for the Shoshana character just did not work for me, for whatever reason I just was annoyed by her acting and that is rare for me.

The best character, and acting IMO, was the **** Colonel. He also had some of the best dialogue scenes IMO. He really was far and away the best acting and most interesting character in the movie. Actually the more I think about it the more I realize that his work in the movie was so much better than the others that it made all the others rather flat...of course that is not his fault but the fault of the other actors, the director and screen play.

I don't know...I just had really high hopes as I am a WWII films fan and QT fan so it was probably never going to meet my expectations but I have to say I liked all of his other movies, except death proof, better than this one.
But to be fair, if I watch it another time or two I might change my mind.
 

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District 9 - 7/10 - Im not really into the documentary type of filming but it wasn't too bad.

Law Abiding Citizen - 8/10 - Excellent movie, Gerard Butler is one of my favorite actors, some good scenes in this one.

American Pie : Book of Love - 4/10 - Only gets those points for the TnA.
 

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Invictus - 7.5/10

As someone who has played some rugby, and is a huge Morgan Freeman fan, I was expecting a lot from this movie. The subject matter is something that demands detail and a high level of respect, and this movie delivers there, but IMO falls short of my expectations.

Good movie, but should have been better.
 
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