RB Joseph Randle was arrested yesterday for shoplifting at Dillards

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Why did Winona Ryder steal? Because she was messed up in the head. Probably what we have here.
 

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Love the gif but it would have been better if cologne and underwear had been replaced by brand names.
 

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You guys seriously think he should be cut for this? I think that's going a bit too far.

Especially if it turns out that he had a legitimate and immediate need for some cologne and a change of underwear lol
 

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But why? They guy makes 6 figures a year why hook him up? Maybe some game tickets? A bottle of this and few shirts of that is worth an auto or game ticket.

um because people like to hook up people that are famous?

college athletes seldom pay for food/drinks. and many get hook ups on clothes and other stuff.

that may well be what caused randle to get hooked some one in his past telling him to come in and take things and they'd look the other way.

whatever the case it is absolutely stupid and he has to be asking himself how he could have been so stupid.
from seattle win to in jail in 24 hours?? good grief.

I bet he has about 20 pairs of underwear in his locker when he gets back in the building.
 

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Maybe they sit him for a game at most. But wow, how dumb can you be to potentially lose a dream job over 100 bucks?

You can pretty much bank on him fumbling sometime this season. The jokes will be plentiful.
 

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What a complete bafoon...it's not what he did that matters from here on out, it's how the organization handles it...a message sent, happened all the time when Jimmy was there...
 

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Oct 14, 2014 10:46 AM EST

Joseph Randle was arrested in Frisco, Texas on Monday for shoplifting.

Randle was arrested on a Class B misdemeanor charge of a theft between $50-$500. He was booked at the city jail and released after posting bond.

Randle ran five times for 52 yards in last Sunday’s victory for the Dallas Cowboys over the Seattle Seahawks.

Randle was caught in the act by video cameras taking a bottle of cologne and underwear and police were notified.
http://football.realgm.com/src_wire...e_arrested_on_misdemeanor_shoplifting_charge/
 

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Oh man it that comes out to be true he could be in for a really crappy day, I mean this would be like a huge stain on his career and he might never get the stink out from this incident...

Maybe it was the stain that caused the incident. Forget sticky fingers, he might've had sticky undies.
 

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[UPDATE II: TMZ reports it was a "tester" bottle of "Gucci Guilty Black" and a 2-pack of black polo underwear.]

Guilty Black
1.6 oz $64
3 oz $84

2 pk polo underwear
$39.50
 
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Maybe it was the stain that caused the incident. Forget sticky fingers, he might've had sticky undies.

Lol it's funny but I really think people need to consider this as a possibility, I mean just consider this as a reason and it could "wipe" off all pre-conceived notions and maybe "change" everyone's opinion.
 

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Tim MacMahon ‏@espn_macmahon 1m1 minute ago
Frisco Lt. Jason Jenkins said Cowboys RB Joseph Randle was arrested for stealing underwear and cologne from Dillard's.

I mean, I want to sit here and laugh at the guy, but I'm sure he's embarrassed enough. Ohh I can't help it! :lmao::lmao::lmao2::lmao2:

What an idiot, you're really going to steal freaking underwear and cologne?! You're going to risk your career for a measly $500 which you make every minute?!

Stealing 101 - If you're dumb enough to steal, at least make the reward = to the risk. Take the $15,000 diamond ring, not the $10 underwear and $50 cologne. :facepalm:
 

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Stealing 101 - If you're dumb enough to steal, at least make the reward = to the risk. Take the $15,000 diamond ring, not the $10 underwear and $50 cologne. :facepalm:

The risk for the things he got caught with is a slap on the wrist. a Misdemeanor.

15k ring is a felony, with jail time.
 

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I wouldn't even hesitate; cut his ***. We're building something here and do not have time to baby sit those who cannot act like a decent human beings. Cut him, and let's move on.
 
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We need to make sure we get all the facts... are we sure he wasn't also picked up with a roll of toilet paper?

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I don't expect us to immediately cut him for this, but I do expect the league to suspend him for a few games and that probably means Ryan Williams comes up and if so Randle may never get his job back.

BTW, what NFL player has to buy his own underwear and cologne? No wife/GF/admirer to do so???

They're not going to suspend him for a few games for stealing underwear and cologne. If they suspended every player in get NFL who had a misdemeanor, they probably couldn't play very many games.

Sheesh. I see all the people who thought Ryan Williams was the next coming of Jim Brown this preseason are foaming at the mouth to cut Randle and replace him with their savior. Let's be real, this was a dumb thing to do, but not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things. Randle has been a good back and a great special teamer, he's not going anywhere.
 
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