Report: Johnny Manziel plans to go “completely sober Friday"

[JackOfNoTrades]

gotta say his latest pledge sounds legit! :/

Yikes, looks like I'm becoming more cynical as I age.....or maybe PFT is rubbing off on me........ or......
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Maybe Johnny Manziel is taking seriously all the good advice people keep giving him to clean up his act.

At least he says he plans to, after this one sweet kegger he’s throwing in Mexico.

Manziel told TMZ that he’s “going completely sober starting July 1st.”

Of course, that gives him between now and Friday to get it all out of his system, and it seems like plenty of people with him aren’t taking the same pledge. TMZ has photos of a woman holding what appears to be an illicit substance, but Manziel said the drugs weren’t his and he didn’t know who the woman was.

Report: Johnny Manziel plans to go “completely sober” — Friday

 

[Longboysfan]

We all believe you Johnny....

Are they taking odds on this in Vegas?

 

[DFWJC]

I'd bet 50k immediately against him being long term 100% sober.

 

[Reality]

Translation .. the money is gone and the family has likely cut him off

 

[Manwiththeplan]

Going completely sober July 1st? He must plan on doing one hell of a party tonight and tomorrow night.

How many days into July before someone posts that we should sign him?

 

[Idgit]

Good to see him taking it seriously. Friday.

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

Haha. This reminds me of someone who needs to lose weight promising to start on Monday.

 

[Tabascocat]

This needs to be a reality show, I have got to watch it unfold!

 

[DallasEast]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/substance abuse

substance abuse
noun

Definition of substance abuse
: excessive use of a drug (such as alcohol, narcotics, or cocaine)
: use of a drug without medical justification
: Johnny Manziel's problem



I won't lie. I added the last part. Merriam Webster didn't include the third example... yet.

 

[ragman]

I'll believe it when I see it, Johnny.

 

[joseephuss]

We all believe you Johnny....

Are they taking odds on this in Vegas?

I would think most people have them in their deadpool for June 30th.

 

[JBS]

I'd bet 50k immediately against him being long term 100% sober.

I'd bet 50k on every person in the world not being 100% sober...

I'd make a killing

 

[MonsterD]

Yeah, no not happening at least not on a whim the first try. He might be sincere but doubt it, even then you don't shut it off like a light switch to "off".

 

[yimyammer]

At least he says he plans to, after this one sweet kegger he’s throwing in Mexico.

lmao!!

 

[speedkilz88]

And how can he pass on partying July 4 right after?

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[Sarge]

Snooze alert.

 

[Longboysfan]

I would think most people have them in their deadpool for June 30th.

Hmmmm.... Dam I guess I missed booking for that date.

 

[Longboysfan]

This needs to be a reality show, I have got to watch it unfold!

They already made "Jackass the Movie" right?

 

[YosemiteSam]

Scheduled sobriety. Sounds legit.