Rico is a god among mortals

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sbark said:
Ball bouncing off his chest and hands.....from what I've seen that is not one of his shortcoming much in contrast to a longstanding wr vet on the squad

I can recollect tony romo for years having to, once the huddle broke, explain to one wr or another what his responsibilities for the upcoming play was, pro bowl wr included,

Garret should do what he wants to do, he is going to anyway
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Yeah, the comment about balls bouncing off his chest and hands wasn't really fair, but it was an entertaining read nonetheless.
 

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The front office and coaching staff's failure to put this demi-god in a position to succeed it utterly stunning. Not since Hercules has someone treading this earthly coil come so close to deity.

Some people around here think that Rico being #4 on the depth chart is not his fault. They believe that three years and multiple training camps and preseason games is enough to prove to not only the Cowboys but the rest of the NFL that he is greatest.

What they might NOT know is this. On the afternoon of July 9, 2016, Rico had lasagna for lunch. That very same day, Jasper Quaddlepoot of TightEndings.com reported that Rob Gronkowsi had spaghetti that same day, and that's basically the same thing. The comparisons to a first ballot hall of famer are undeniable.

Jason and Jerry are unable to use him. He's BIG. What else could they possibly need from a player? Who cares if the ball bounces off his hands and chest if he looks so humongous when he drops it? I like it when he misses a block, because then he has less people around him and I get a clearer view of his infinite girth. The bad routes aren't really a big a deal because his catch radius is obviously the entirety of the field.

But why exactly are these bad routes coming up? Some here say Rico has poor football IQ and awareness. Not so, I say. Take this quote from his 4K teacher, Wendy Peebles, over 20 years ago on his shape matching and coloring worksheet. She stated "he is bright boy." So which is it, Jason? Does Rico have poor football awareness or is he a bright boy? Are you calling Wendy Peebles a liar?

This team should be ashamed.
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Kudos for a highly entertaining article!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Lutonio said:
The front office and coaching staff's failure to put this demi-god in a position to succeed it utterly stunning. Not since Hercules has someone treading this earthly coil come so close to deity.

Some people around here think that Rico being #4 on the depth chart is not his fault. They believe that three years and multiple training camps and preseason games is enough to prove to not only the Cowboys but the rest of the NFL that he is greatest.

What they might NOT know is this. On the afternoon of July 9, 2016, Rico had lasagna for lunch. That very same day, Jasper Quaddlepoot of TightEndings.com reported that Rob Gronkowsi had spaghetti that same day, and that's basically the same thing. The comparisons to a first ballot hall of famer are undeniable.

Jason and Jerry are unable to use him. He's BIG. What else could they possibly need from a player? Who cares if the ball bounces off his hands and chest if he looks so humongous when he drops it? I like it when he misses a block, because then he has less people around him and I get a clearer view of his infinite girth. The bad routes aren't really a big a deal because his catch radius is obviously the entirety of the field.

But why exactly are these bad routes coming up? Some here say Rico has poor football IQ and awareness. Not so, I say. Take this quote from his 4K teacher, Wendy Peebles, over 20 years ago on his shape matching and coloring worksheet. She stated "he is bright boy." So which is it, Jason? Does Rico have poor football awareness or is he a bright boy? Are you calling Wendy Peebles a liar?

This team should be ashamed.
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Wendy Peeples is infallible
 
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LocimusPrime said:
Op is being sarcastic. His thread was created in direct opposition to the pro Rico threads.
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Drama Zone material, but it was funny as hell. Well played.

Semi OT: We should have some type of parody zone. People take things to seriously sometimes to appreciate a comedic OP
 
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Rico will get cut and become a pro bowler with another team.
The cowboys are stuck in their ways. They only want slow quiet guys at te that block and catch passes within 10 yards.
They'll want everyone to be Witten who's a hall of famer, but they'll want another Witten.
use Rico. He's not as complete as Witten, but he can give us something Witten doesn't potentially. He can be a 10 td guy who can stretch the field(by TE standards)
 
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Lutonio said:
The front office and coaching staff's failure to put this demi-god in a position to succeed it utterly stunning. Not since Hercules has someone treading this earthly coil come so close to deity.

Some people around here think that Rico being #4 on the depth chart is not his fault. They believe that three years and multiple training camps and preseason games is enough to prove to not only the Cowboys but the rest of the NFL that he is greatest.

What they might NOT know is this. On the afternoon of July 9, 2016, Rico had lasagna for lunch. That very same day, Jasper Quaddlepoot of TightEndings.com reported that Rob Gronkowsi had spaghetti that same day, and that's basically the same thing. The comparisons to a first ballot hall of famer are undeniable.

Jason and Jerry are unable to use him. He's BIG. What else could they possibly need from a player? Who cares if the ball bounces off his hands and chest if he looks so humongous when he drops it? I like it when he misses a block, because then he has less people around him and I get a clearer view of his infinite girth. The bad routes aren't really a big a deal because his catch radius is obviously the entirety of the field.

But why exactly are these bad routes coming up? Some here say Rico has poor football IQ and awareness. Not so, I say. Take this quote from his 4K teacher, Wendy Peebles, over 20 years ago on his shape matching and coloring worksheet. She stated "he is bright boy." So which is it, Jason? Does Rico have poor football awareness or is he a bright boy? Are you calling Wendy Peebles a liar?

This team should be ashamed.
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Awesome.


:lmao2::lmao::lmao::lmao2:
 
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Torturedcowboysfan said:
Rico will get cut and become a pro bowler with another team.
The cowboys are stuck in their ways. They only want slow quiet guys at te that block and catch passes within 10 yards.
They'll want everyone to be Witten who's a hall of famer, but they'll want another Witten.
use Rico. He's not as complete as Witten, but he can give us something Witten doesn't potentially. He can be a 10 td guy who can stretch the field(by TE standards)
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Don’t worry- If another team picks up Rico it will take him three years to learn the playbook.
 
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Rico is high .Rico has a court date. Rico will soon be unemployed
 
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Rico is a Great Value brand Martellus Bennett. Less capable as a receiver, and none of the blocking ability.
 
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