Sapp vs. Allen

[Sandyf]

Thought I would throw in my 2 cents. First you don't need an overhead view of this. From a Math standpoint you have everything you need in the photo.

If you look behind Gurode you see a hash mark, marking the midfield, you can also see one just to the left of Sapp in the picture. Using angles and distance measurements you can easily prove that Sapp is actually lined up almost directly in front Flozell.

Also notice they are on the infield of a baseball diamond which has exact measurements one can obtain from any baseball stats web site. Again you will see the distance measurements that prove Sapp is lineing up almost directly in front of Flo.

Sorry, numbers don't lie. Optical illusions are one thing which this photo could be characterized as but the math isn't. Funny thing about baseball fields and football field is they all measure the same when it comes to the baseball diamond and the football field.

 

[The30YardSlant]

OMG.


You can't possibly be that stupid!


*remembers the 30 yard slant*


Or maybe you could.

And Rack jumps in with his fine anaylisis

 

[Kevin]

......and the message goes right over the Commanders fan's head.

What a shock.

:wink2:

I enjoy focusing on the trivial things.

 

[The30YardSlant]

Thought I would throw in my 2 cents. First you don't need an overhead view of this. From a Math standpoint you have everything you need in the photo.

If you look behind Gurode you see a hash mark, marking the midfield, you can also see one just to the left of Sapp in the picture. Using angles and distance measurements you can easily prove that Sapp is actually lined up almost directly in front Flozell.

Also notice they are on the infield of a baseball diamond which has exact measurements one can obtain from any baseball stats web site. Again you will see the distance measurements that prove Sapp is lineing up almost directly in front of Flo.

Sorry, numbers don't lie. Optical illusions are one thing which this photo could be characterized as but the math isn't. Funny thing about baseball fields and football field is they all measure the same when it comes to the baseball diamond and the football field.

Fair enough, this at least has some logic behind. Looking again, your math does make perfect sense. Okay.....
























Here it comes.............



























Wait for it....................
























This is not a test...................























I was wrong

 

[Roughneck]

......and that'll do it ladies and gentlemen.

Props to HH for finally admitting it.

Good night.

 

[Hostile]

I calls 'em like I sees 'em

Giggling at the difference between "allusion" and "illusion" doesnt bode well for one's maliness scale

This is one of the funniest ironies of this thread.

Reality is the board owner. An illusion is an erroneous perception of Reality.

Oh and just so you know an allusion is an indirect reference.

So you were alluding to Reality being a 4 year old girl which is an illusiuon, an erroneous perception of...well Reality.

Irony, I love it.

What the hell is maliness?

 

[The30YardSlant]

This is one of the funniest ironies of this thread.

Reality is the board owner. An illusion is an erroneous perception of Reality.

Oh and just so you know an allusion is an indirect reference.

So you were alluding to Reality being a 4 year old girl which is an illusiuon, an erroneous perception of...well Reality.

Irony, I love it.

What the hell is maliness?

Yes, we get it Hos, and yet it still isnt funny

And I know the difference between the words, it was a momentary brain fart.

Maliness:

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Yes, we get it Hos, and yet it still isnt funny

And I know the difference between the words, it was a momentary brain fart.

Maliness:

Who is this 'we' you are talking about?

As usual you are all by yourself on this one.

 

[The30YardSlant]

Who is this 'we' you are talking about?

As usual you are all by yourself on this one.

Sorry, I was assuming you were smart enough to get the whole Reality/illusion irony thing. Guess I'm giving you guys to much credit.

 

[Reality]

When he stops acting like a 4 year old girl, he'll get respect. It's not like he's never made a grammatical error.

Oh I make grammatical errors all the time. I also seem to have a sense of humor, which you lack. On the bright side though, I am usually good at avoiding highly embarassing situations such as the one you are in right now

HeavyHitta31 World != Reality

.. and there it is ...



Oh, and just for the record .. Reality is only an illusion based on the limitations of human perception. I think I alluded to this in the past, but wanted to make sure you knew.

-Reality nevre mkaes errerz

 

[TheHustler]

I was wrong

Wow. Only took 144 posts in this thread........

 

[Rack]

And Rack jumps in with his fine anaylisis

How the hell would YOU know what a fine analysis looks like?




Here's a perfect analogy:

HH coming here and debating anything football related is the same as me going to a Nuclear science message board and debating interstellar travel.


Except I might actually have a clue about interstellar travel (that would be the only difference).

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Sorry, I was assuming you were smart enough to get the whole Reality/illusion irony thing. Guess I'm giving you guys to much credit.

Man talking to you is like talking to my 2 year old nephew.

My comment had nothing to do with the whole ironic interpretation. My point was that even tho you said the word 'we' when stating your opinion, there was no we. You -as is usual- are on your own.

And dont ever insinuate im not intelligent. The day you can explain mathematically Einstein's theories on relativity is the day you can start comparing your intelligence to mine.

Heck, you cant even figure out when your wrong.

 

[Rack]

And just for the record, I actually do press "log out" when I leave here.


There's a very good reason for it though (Hos knows why).

 

[The30YardSlant]

How the hell would YOU know what a fine analysis looks like?

It's pretty easy. Just take anything Rack says, and the opposite is what would be considered fine analysis

 

[The30YardSlant]

Man talking to you is like talking to my 2 year old nephew.

My comment had nothing to do with the whole ironic interpretation. My point was that even tho you said the word 'we' when stating your opinion, there was no we. You -as is usual- are on your own.

And dont ever insinuate im not intelligent. The day you can explain mathematically Einstein's theories on relativity is the day you can start comparing your intelligence to mine.

Heck, you cant even figure out when your wrong.

Then you need to try improving your reading comprehension, because that is what I was reffering to. If "we" got it, then there was no need to post anything.

And I manage a 4.0 at a major university which I'm attending on a scholorship, I'd like to think I'm fairly intelligent. At the very least, I can understand the context of "we"....

 

[Hiero]

Then you need to try improving your reading comprehension, because that is what I was reffering to. If "we" got it, then there was no need to post anything.

And I manage a 4.0 at a major university which I'm attending on a scholorship, I'd like to think I'm fairly intelligent. At the very least, I can understand the context of "we"....

not that I believe you at all, but you should stick to them books then, because your football knowledge is garbage.

 

[The30YardSlant]

not that I believe you at all, but you should stick to them books then, because your football knowledge is garbage.

I really couldn't care less what you wish to believe

 

[Hiero]

I really couldn't care less what you wish to believe

good comeback. The good old "im a 4.0 student " argument. not that anyone actually believes that laugher.

 

[The30YardSlant]

good comeback. The good old "im a 4.0 student " argument. not that anyone actually believes that laugher.

Again, I'm living it, I don't care what you wish to think of me. It's not like being a 4.0 student in college is huge rarity, either.