Shanahan HC, Wade OC?

[1fisher]

When I was 11...an electric fence.

I still hear the screams. They were mine.

Speaking of electric fences..... when I was 12 I tricked a horse into sticking it's tongue into an electric fence... That horse ran for a solid 5 minutes.... he farted every step he took....



I literally laid on the ground and rolled around laughing!:laugh2:

 

[ndanger]

Speaking of electric fences..... when I was 12 I tricked a horse into sticking it's tongue into an electric fence... That horse ran for a solid 5 minutes.... he farted every step he took....



I literally laid on the ground and rolled around laughing!:laugh2:

Let's see now, that's 4 steps per stride, X's reasonably fast horse X's 5 solid minutes at a rate of 1 fart for every step = dangit man, that's one GASSY horse. Guess you could say the horse was also a one trick pony........that was lame....not the horse......the attempt at humor.....I'll be here all week. Make sure and tip your lovely waitress.

 

[Hostile]

Speaking of electric fences..... when I was 12 I tricked a horse into sticking it's tongue into an electric fence... That horse ran for a solid 5 minutes.... he farted every step he took....



I literally laid on the ground and rolled around laughing!:laugh2:

Snot bubbles.

 

[1fisher]

Let's see now, that's 4 steps per stride, X's reasonably fast horse X's 5 solid minutes at a rate of 1 fart for every step = dangit man, that's one GASSY horse. Guess you could say the horse was also a one trick pony........that was lame....not the horse......the attempt at humor.....I'll be here all week. Make sure and tip your lovely waitress.

It was pay back...And I bet you would fart for an hour if you stuck your wet tongue to an electric fence! LOLOL

The horse bit me on the gut a week earlier and I told her (Nellie was her name) that I'd get her back.

One day I filled a coffee can with sweet feed and held it between the two fence wires... I let her get a couple of licks of the feed and then BAM.... the rest was sheer enjoyment... I still get cracked up thinking about it and that was 28 years ago!!!

Lord, Please help me!!!!!