CZ POLL Should Jason Garrett be fired?

[Mobinvans]

13 people voted no??????

Must be family

 

[Melonfeud]

I think the biggest issue is not releasing Garrett, There's no self respecting coach that will work with the Jones'.

I don't want to admit it but you are probably right,,, do you recall last season around that Chargers game where JJ felt compelled to dispense the halftime PeP talk?,,,the Coach has got to be able to shut that kinda crap down at the locker room door.

 

[TooTall_Jones]

Sorry if already posted, but SAS Newsweek this morning finally went public with what we've been saying for years.....JJ can not avoid this public outcry forever...

DIRECT QUOTE THIS A.M.: “Because clearly Jason Garrett has this job still because of his relationship with [Cowboys owner] Jerry Jones. There’s no other reason he is the head coach.”

 

[Melonfeud]

if u did ur homework, little melon, u will see many of the nay's have post counts < 100.


but keep talking to urself while looking in the mirror
however, if u start disagreeing with u, then see a doctor asap

Copy,!,,but just so ya know WALDO?,,, The mirror reflection of the MELONFEUD will carve yer' liver outta yer standing casing-liner before you can shriek in horror ,while I'm kicked back on the couch,,ya know? Come to think about it,,he'd mentioned something about wanting to go catch some catfish to me this morning while I was brushing my teeth

 

[Bullflop]

Jason Garrett's "process" is a self-sustaining and endless exercise in futility.

The Cowboys' front office certainly owns a share of the blame to make it so.

I would prefer to see JG canned at season's end. Doing it now w/b fruitless.

 

[waldoputty]

Copy,!,,but just so ya know WALDO?,,, The mirror reflection of the MELONFEUD will carve yer' liver outta yer standing casing-liner before you can shriek in horror ,while I'm kicked back on the couch,,ya know? Come to think about it,,he'd mentioned something about wanting to go catch some catfish to me this morning while I was brushing my teeth

btw, ur mirror self has applied to attend puttyism school!
dont worry, putty will treat him nicely.
if he misbehaves, he will have to watch non-stop 2 days of garret press conferences

he is now cleaning the bathroom, and then he will be sent to cheerleading school led by dallasdave
dont worry, i will update u on his latest news.
if he breaks too many things, u will get the bill though.

 

[Melonfeud]

btw, u mirror self has applied to attend puttyism school!
dont worry, putty will treat him nicely.
if he misbehaves, he will have to watch non-stop 2 days of garret press conferences

he is now cleaning the bathroom, and then he will be sent to cheerleading school led by dallasdave
dont worry, i will update u on his latest news.
if he breaks too many things, u will get the bill though.

Oh,that treacherous bass turd,,,I never did care to much for him anyway& his long winded conversations ,,,that one prolly spoke dang ner' 59 words a month,,, yak-yak-yak,,,this other one thats replaced him just keeps looking back staring at me but he's not a talker like that last one



*Stephen King,,,where are you?
I'm rolling this conceptual casing-liner yer' way free gradis,,,only stipulation being is you gotta write in the novel somewhere about a scrawny angry Chinaman operating with mangled casing-liner syndrome & he's GOTTA BE HIGH SPEED EJECTED from behind the steering wheel of his Chinaman's wheels while angrily exacting payback upon the potholes in the western roadway system

 

[OmerV]

He's not getting fired. He will be moved into the FO and his fingerprints will still be on this team

I would have no problem with him in the front office. Despite what some fans say, he is a smart guy, he works hard and has a passion for the game. He's just not a particularly strong coach.

 

[waldoputty]

Oh,that treacherous bass turd,,,I never did care to much for him anyway& his long winded conversations ,,,that one prolly spoke dang ner' 59 words a month,,, yak-yak-yak,,,this other one thats replaced him just keeps looking back staring at me but he's not a talker like that last one

oh really, that is nice to hear.
he is taking to puttyism pretty well, but had to be cleansed of those thoughts about the hookers that gave u up before.
so he is now going to be watching a lot of garrett press conferences and garrett offense schemes.

interesting that he said u talked a lot, including aspirations to sit on the white casting couch.
he will have to learn to play nice with the cheerleaders, or dd will have to be severe.

 

[waldoputty]

13 people voted no??????

Must be family

just click on the vote count on each row to see who voted for what

 

[Melonfeud]

oh really, that is nice to hear.
he is taking to puttyism pretty well, but had to be cleansed of those thoughts about the hookers that gave u up before.
so he is now going to be watching a lot of garrett press conferences and garrett offense schemes.

interesting that he said u talked a lot, including aspirations to sit on the white casting couch.
he will have to learn to play nice with the cheerleaders, or dd will have to be severe.

Oh,bro! I'M LMAO

* fer' yer' info there Mr.waldo downspout to the fetid caverns of depravity PUTTY,,,my last one wasn't no 'Hooker',,,er,,, she was an extremely adept Sexatary of intercontinental fame& expertise (,,,er,,,and prolly an MK- ULTRA activated with directives,,, I'd lay bank on that bet) especially after the ' twin funbag' enhanced SEXATARY CAPABILITIES were installed

 

[waldoputty]

Oh,bro! I'M LMAO

* fer' yer' info there Mr.waldo downspout to the fetid caverns of depravity PUTTY,,,my last one wasn't no 'Hooker',,,er,,, she was an extremely adept Sexatary of intercontinental fame& expertise (,,,er,,,and prolly an MK- ULTRA activated with directives,,, I'd lay bank on that bet) especially after the ' twin funbag' enhanced SEXATARY CAPABILITIES were installed

dont worry, we will debrief ur mirror twin some more after cheerleading classes led by dallasdave
have patience, enrollment in puttyism school will led ur mirror twin to a life of enlightenment and happiness
of course, too many hours of garrett watching may cause permanent damage to the brains of any human, even those on the red couch of shame

 

[Bunston10]

I'm fine w that ...he's much better at building than coaching

Go ahead, give him the Lego and lets see what he makes. My guess is he could make a great car crash.

 

[waldoputty]

can someone name a worse coach than garrett in the nfl or in college?
would like to see what that coach does.

 

[visionary]

I would have no problem with him in the front office. Despite what some fans say, he is a smart guy, he works hard and has a passion for the game. He's just not a particularly strong coach.

Failed as QB coach? Let's make him OC

So bad as OC that he got his HC fired and ran a predictable 20 year old offense ? Let's make him HC

So bad as HC that he has had multiple coordinators fired and has had almost no post season success despite having a top 5 QB? Let's put him in the front office


The sheer and utter ignorance on this board and the inability to admit one was wrong never ceases to amaze me

Garrett is absolute trash and has no redeeming features and should be removed from the facility immediately

 

[waldoputty]

Failed as QB coach? Let's make him OC

So bad as OC that he got his HC fired and ran a predictable 20 year old offense ? Let's make him HC

So bad as HC that he has had multiple coordinators fired and has had almost no post season success despite having a top 5 QB? Let's put him in the front office


The sheer and utter ignorance on this board and the inability to admit one was wrong never ceases to amaze me

Garrett is absolute trash and has no redeeming features and should be removed from the facility immediately

it is easier to put garrett somewhere that minimizes his damage than to fire a family friend of the jones

 

[dallasdave]

pay him and he will come

Show me the money

 

[dallasdave]

so u resigned to 8-8 or worse.

worse

 

[dallasdave]

proof of concept, not that i have any idea who danny is...

pass the sea salt

 

[dallasdave]

Copy,!,,but just so ya know WALDO?,,, The mirror reflection of the MELONFEUD will carve yer' liver outta yer standing casing-liner before you can shriek in horror ,while I'm kicked back on the couch,,ya know? Come to think about it,,he'd mentioned something about wanting to go catch some catfish to me this morning while I was brushing my teeth

Yes Jason should be fired On another note Putty has split the Melon into 2 Mirror Melon and Nasty Melon... Mirror Melon wants to follow Puttyism and do thngs the right way -while Nasty Melon is still ranting and raving. This will an ongoing saga known as The Melon Turns. Updates to follow.