Simpson 'Heartbroken' Over Romo Split.**Merge**

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Temo;2841324 said:
Well, it may be hard for him to play with an itchy groin.

:laugh1:

Very true.

He might have to wear his jockstrap on his date with her.
 

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Temo;2841324 said:
Well, it may be hard for him to play with an itchy groin.

Painful urination aside, she's not completely unattractive.

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JonJon;2841223 said:
It's the old "break-up right before a big day to avoid buying a gift" trick. They will be together next week.
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CactusCowboy;2840560 said:
Good, nothing against her, but he needs to concentrate on football!

oh yeah, like no football player should be involved :rolleyes: expecting this
 

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bbgun;2841330 said:
Painful urination aside, she's not completely unattractive.

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Kill it! Kill it!

No no no!

Not the dog!
 

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this needs to go to non football related. who cares really?


when you got that money, its not about love anyways and he can find that anywhere.
 

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Not to make Tony sound shallow, but did you see the latest pics of Jessica? Especially the red stripe dress pic?

She looked a couple burgers away from pulling and leading on a sweep.
 

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dfense;2841350 said:
Not to make Tony sound shallow, but did you see the latest pics of Jessica? Especially the red stripe dress pic?

She looked a couple burgers away from pulling and leading on a sweep.


:laugh2: I was not going to comment on this thread, but this deserves a :bow: !
 

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Well, at least she got a tour of the stadium before getting the chop.
 

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So long, Jess. It was fun while it lasted.
 

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jcollins28;2840722 said:
So Romo has now rid himself of T.O and Jessica Simpson all in one off season? Nice!

I just read that Jessica Simpson has signed a one-year contract to do all the singing and entertaining for the Buffalo Bills. No word yet if both TO and Jessica will both be on the field at the same time.
 

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bbgun;2841314 said:
The board will be put on suicide watch if his rebound girl is Lindsay Lohan.

I will kill everyone on here if it's Samantha Ronson, Lindsay's gal friend...

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Ding Dong the Witch is dead......no more Tony Simpson......now we can have Tony Romo back.

SUPER BOWL BOUND
 

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If Romo initiated this breakup I think it is good news ladies and gents, Romo is our boy, he has the skills and if this is indicative of a change of mindset and a refocusing on the fundamentals, we're gonna see good things.

Romo's our guy, man!

Football is his business, and business is good.






A note on Paris: I would hit it. And you would, too.
 

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Temo;2841324 said:
Well, it may be hard for him to play with an itchy groin.

It would be worse than when the Nerds put liquid heat on the football players' jocks.




YAKUZA
 

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WarC;2841442 said:
If Romo initiated this breakup I think it is good news ladies and gents, Romo is our boy, he has the skills and if this is indicative of a change of mindset and a refocusing on the fundamentals, we're gonna see good things.

Romo's our guy, man!

Football is his business, and business is good.






A note on Paris: I would hit it. And you would, too.

If she need a fire extinguisher after going pee....i wouldnt touch her. Paris is all yours man.
 
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