Simpson 'Heartbroken' Over Romo Split.**Merge**

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jcollins28;2840722 said:
So Romo has now rid himself of T.O and Jessica Simpson all in one off season? Nice!

Next is Barbie Carpenter? :laugh2:
 

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She was turning into Jessica Blimpson anyway. We can't have our Cowboys QB being seen with anything less than a 9. She was already down to a 7, and still falling.

Lets hope he decides to stay away from all women and concentrate solely on eliminating turnovers.

A Romo with a 1 track (football) mind, might just be able to take us to the promised land.
 

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Avaj;2840648 said:
Wow....I wonder if it is over for good, they have broke up before and got back together.

first time that people reported the breakup though...so it must be true!!!! :eek:
 

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Yeagermeister;2840732 said:
Earrings? What earrings? :eek:

I think they are hoops for the puppies to jump through.

Jerry Lawler would love it.:laugh2:
 

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Moved to Fan Zone since it seems folks are going to find this important enough to repost, over, and over, and over again..
 

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A Barbie and Ken themed birthday party? What are we FIVE years old? She's turning 29 -- this party theme doesn't help the dumb blonde image one bit. It's time to grow up and have a big girl party. Think strippers woman, not Barbie. :rolleyes:

I have never liked her -- EVER. Before Tony, during, or after. I'm hoping the breakup sticks. Can't say I like he did it before her birthday, but at least he TOLD her. My last two ex's ended things without even telling me. Men are (insert any bad words that get censored here).

BrAinPaiNt;2840630 said:
I was thinking that when I read the article.

That just might a little too much for most men.

I mean really, ken is smooth in the front.:laugh2:

This line was classic!
 

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Chicks like to drown their sorrows in cheesecake and Haagen Dazs, so she faces the very real prospect of getting even fatter.
 

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bbgun;2840755 said:
Chicks like to drown their sorrows in cheesecake and Haagen Dazs, so she faces the very real prospect of getting even fatter.


They once asked Big Nate what he was gonna do when he retired. Nate said "go home and get seriously fat":laugh2: I see Jess putting on some serious lbs now.
 

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tunahelper;2840756 said:
Jerry is really cleaning house! The offense will be Romo friendly in 09.

:laugh2:

And I'd say Nate followed through on his pledge. :)
 

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Jessica, I can make you smile again.

I am better looking than Al Berman and have more money than Reggie Swinton.

I can climb trees fast and am fleet like Bill Bates on a good day.

Jessica, I can comfort you. Iffin you don't believe ask that gal LaShona at the Hitchin' Post near White Settlement.
 

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bbgun;2840755 said:
Chicks like to drown their sorrows in cheesecake and Haagen Dazs, so she faces the very real prospect of getting even fatter.

Bob Roberts is already on the prowl. :laugh1:
 

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I wish it was that easy that we can say yeah okay no more JS, that means Championship. But what if he gets worse? I want him to get away from Hollywood for a bit. Go back to being the unknown where were only saw him on ESPN and not USweekly. is that possible with him?
 

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Gemini Dolly;2840772 said:
I wish it was that easy that we can say yeah okay no more JS, that means Championship. But what if he gets worse? I want him to get away from Hollywood for a bit. Go back to being the unknown where were only saw him on ESPN and not USweekly. is that possible with him?
You can't unring a bell.
 
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