Hey, I know, let's have him castrated...
Preferably with a dull knife...
That'll show him...
Seriously, I don't know exactly what he's making, but he's a top player in the league, so I wouldn't be surprised if his fine of 5 game paychecks amounted to a million or so... and no matter how much money he might have in the bank, I have a notion that'll catch his attention-- and more important, that of other players around the league...
Like I said, the only way I would have considered a season-long suspension to be a fair punishment is if the Boys had been denied Andre's services (IOW, if he had to go on IR) for the rest of the year... but Gurode will be back playing long before that 5 game suspension is over, in fact I get the notion he's gonna play against the Iggles...
I also thought that Haynesworth should get a lengthier suspension that somebody who runs afoul of the drug program, and he did...
Finally, I think that most of you pontificating about season-long suspensions would be considerably less bloodthirsty if this had happened to a player on another team... Haynesworth acted like a punk, the whole nation is on his ignorant a** right now, he's been humiliated (justifiably, of course), and he's gonna lose a HUGE chunk of change... really, the suspension is the least of the considerations, since the Titans clearly don't have any playoff aspirations this year...
Like I said, that's good enough for me...