Twitter: Some life advice from Jerry Jones

[LucaBrasi]

Have total confidence in this guy leading the franchise. Hard not to

 

[Ranching]

Makes sense to me....I like it.

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[Doomsday101]

Actual understand the point he is making. I agree with him

 

[foofighters]

Who puts fleas in a pint jar?

What?

 

[DallasEast]

However, the paradox is that Jerry has always been the lid on the Cowboy's jar with his demanding to be a football guy and GM.

It is always strange (for me at least) hearing narcissists tell a story that applies to themselves but are oblivious to the context.

 

[Vinnie2u]

The Oracle of Dallas....

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

What in gawd's name

"I'm a flea man. I'm teasing on that."

He's calling himself a con man. The owner of the flea circus.

 

[Motorola]

80 years, 1 month and 26 days.

And latest estimate of his net worth.....$12.1 billion USD

 

[fivetwos]

Doesn’t everyone keep some fleas in a jar?

It’s a staple in America.

I do, yeah.

 

[TwoDeep3]

Was that a spanish speaking flea?

I did not do well with Spanish in high school. So I do not recognize that language much at all.

My high school didn't approve Flea as an option for an elective in foreign languages.






Although, come to think of it, Jerry just may be a real fan of the bass guitar.

 

[ESisback]

Jerry always phrases things in an odd way.

 

[reddyuta]

it makes perfect sense to me,you guys need to parse Jerryspeak.

 

[Runwildboys]

Well I don’t think Jerry Jones analogy is the best I’ve ever heard. But he makes me laugh I enjoy his humor. If you don’t that’s fine

I believe the experiment has actually been done, though I don't remember if it was fleas. I may be mistaken, but the image is in my mind. Maybe it's just something I heard someone else say once. Either way, Jerry didn't just pull this out of his butt...and it's a good message, if you pay attention.

 

[Rajveer]

I get him because I managed to jump high enough to hit my head on the lid.

 

[Acceptablename]

I believe the experiment has actually been done, though I don't remember if it was fleas. I may be mistaken, but the image is in my mind. Maybe it's just something I heard someone else say once. Either way, Jerry didn't just pull this out of his butt...and it's a good message, if you pay attention.

Yeah I vaguely recall something just people I mean the haters just take an opportunity to put down I sort of get it I mean I understand the disappointment and all the years. I really do think he’s funny..

 

[maryquality]

I love me some Jerry wisdom!!!

 

[plymkr]

..well, his metaphors and epigrams. Bought him the Dallas Cowboys. Not to shabby...

So you're saying if I talk about circumsicing mosquitoes and fleas jumping I can become a billionaire.

Well here goes, I'm going to go clean the ears out of a rapid cougar and pet it gently until he shows up on Sunday.

Yeah that's crazy enough. Now I wait for the money to arrive.

 

[Reality]

 

[John813]

He should retire as GM and become the next Tony Robbins.