Twitter: Some life advice from Jerry Jones

[AsthmaField]

I do, yeah.

 

[5Stars]

Who puts fleas in a pint jar?

I need a bowl. Or, pint jar, now sure which now?

 

[plasticman]

Please allow me to reciprocate........

Hire a freakin' GM!!!

 

[ShortRound]

lol I re-read it, I got it this time.

 

[Stash]

Who puts fleas in a pint jar?

 

[Praxit]

So you're saying if I talk about circumsicing mosquitoes and fleas jumping I can become a billionaire.

Well here goes, I'm going to go clean the ears out of a rapid cougar and pet it gently until he shows up on Sunday.

Yeah that's crazy enough. Now I wait for the money to arrive.

..lol.. hey man, nothing ventured, nothing gained.. ...

 

[Doomsday101]

The lid is the life experience people have that keep them down, remove the lid and only thing holding people back are those experiences and doubt, you get past that you can achieve great things.

 

[maryquality]

The lid is the life experience people have that keep them down, remove the lid and only thing holding people back are those experiences and doubt, you get past that you can achieve great things.

 

[Doomsday101]

People have so much hate for Jerry they turn their brains off, Jerry is not the stupid one. Looking at his achievement many could only dream of getting to where Jerry is.

 

[Zman5]

Who puts fleas in a pint jar?

Same person who circumcises mosquitoes.

 

[bottleKids]

Da Faq

 

[jrumann59]

Basically keep testing your boundaries, if you don't you stay stuck at what you think you know.

 

[lukin2006]

He really must give up the

 

[Vtwin]

That's the most down home way of describing operant conditioning I've ever heard.

 

[TequilaCowboy]

Who puts fleas in a pint jar?

He screwed up that flea story pretty much....but he stole it from Steve Harvey, who says it better and properly. The morale of the story is the fleas kept in a jar get used to jumping only maybe 20% of how high they can actually jump normally. Untapped potential. But as usual, drunken Jerry doesn't make any sense.

 

[rags747]

He screwed up that flea story pretty much....but he stole it from Steve Harvey, who says it better and properly. The morale of the story is the fleas kept in a jar get used to jumping only maybe 20% of how high they can actually jump normally. Untapped potential. But as usual, drunken Jerry doesn't make any sense.

I think Steve borrowed it from Jerry actually.

 

[Captain-Crash]

Let's hear his wisdom about making a kid and not taking credit for it.

 

[Booger]

Once I stuck my hand in a fire. It was very hot. I repeated this the very next day. It was very hot. Now....I have nubs. Point is. I have nubs.

 

[Plankton]

 

[shabazz]

Jimmy Johnson and the rest of the coaches really had to put up with a lot of idiocy from their employer.