Twitter: Some life advice from Jerry Jones

[Miguelitomama]

And latest estimate of his net worth.....$12.1 billion USD

An oligarch if ever there was one.

 

[Cowpolk]

Watch out where the Husky's go and dont you eat that yellow snow

 

[Captain-Crash]

"pay for where you plant your seed, but don"t acknowledge it"

 

[MapleLeaf]

Wow, just Wow!

I truly am speechless.

 

[Captain-Crash]

jerry jones is that annoying little kid running around the restaurant that makes your day when he finally hits his head and starts crying.

 

[calicowboy54]

Who puts fleas in a pint jar?

can someone decipher this in english for me.

 

[black label]

dood sounds like hes talking about blue label

 

[mrmojo]

i didnt know fleas could jump....

 

[john van brocklin]

Who puts fleas in a pint jar?

Just step down as GM Jerry.
Is that asking too much?
Be a nice Christmas gift to Cowboy nation.

 

[LysleE]

What freaking language is Jerry speaking?

 

[john van brocklin]

I love me some Jerry wisdom!!!

Stay in your house while I call 911 for you!

 

[john van brocklin]

Basically keep testing your boundaries, if you don't you stay stuck at what you think you know.

How does this apply to his job as GM?
Maybe he can think outside the box and sign some marquee free agents next off season?

 

[kskboys]

Well I don’t think Jerry Jones analogy is the best I’ve ever heard. But he makes me laugh I enjoy his humor. If you don’t that’s fine

I would enjoy the hades out of his humor from the owner's box not involved w/ football in any way!!!!!

 

[kskboys]

Who puts fleas in a pint jar?

Someone please put him out of my misery.

 

[Rockport]

Who puts fleas in a pint jar?

I’m not a Jerry GM fan, although he’s done better of late, but I see his point here and it’s a good one. Don’t let other’s expectations govern how you live your life. Stretch yourself and do what it takes to accomplish what you want to accomplish. And in the process, give the middle finger to the haters and quitters.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

I heard this on Mark Holmes's channel, and he interpreted it and the way I understand it is that Jerry is basically saying don't limit yourself to a jar. Instead, set your mind to what you are trying to do.

 

[kskboys]

can someone decipher this in english for me.

Jerry has fleas and needs someone to send him some Frontline.

 

[Jake]

I’m not a Jerry GM fan, although he’s done better of late, but I see his point here and it’s a good one. Don’t let other’s expectations govern how you live your life. Stretch yourself and do what it takes to accomplish what you want to accomplish. And in the process, give the middle finger to the haters and quitters.

I agree, it's a good point. I'm just amused by the way Jerry explains things at times. I don't think he'll ever top "circumcising mosquitoes" but I wouldn't put it past him.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Jerry has fleas and needs someone to send him some Frontline.

I feel like this was indirectly intended for me, even though I'm a horse. *sighs* very well, even though I don't have fleas *gets Jerry a flea collar*

 

[Bagman]

I have some life advice for Jerry........sip your formaldehyde, don't chug it. Its clogging up your brain.