Some quotes that are good for a laugh

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sago1;2094215 said:
But I also laugh when I read all the names they call us & our QB; Homo for Romo is priceless considering his off field activities/success. Shoot if anybody's seen Cooley in his clinging short shorts & to call Romo a Homo, funny funny people.

Not to get off on too much of a tangent, Cooley wrangled himself a threesome with two cheerleaders, so probably he isn't the best Commander to call gay.

And Sean Taylor was a safety, not a CB. Not that it really matters, we all knew who you were talking about.
 

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Yakuza Rich;2091472 said:
Perhaps. But I don't think history shows that with WR's.

Here's a run down of key team WR's and their record when they went injured for a year:

Andre Reed (injured '95) - team record was 10-6

Herman Moore (injured '99) - team went from 5-11 to 8-8

Sterling Sharpe (injured '95) - team went from 9-7 to 11-5

Andre Johnson (injured '07) - teamwent from 6-10 to 8-8[/quote]

Which will happen when you dump David Carr for Matt Schaub and your DL goes from porous to dominant (Mario Williams and Amobi Okoye will be dominant for years)

Yakuza Rich;2091472 said:
Marvin Harrison (injured '07) - team went from 12-4 to 13-3

Romo is no Peyton and Crayton is DEFINITELY no Reggie Wayne...

Yakuza Rich;2091472 said:
Randy Moss (injured '04) - team went from 9-7 to 8-8

Not really sure why you are putting this...

Yakuza Rich;2091472 said:
Jerry Rice (injured '97) - team went from 12-4 to 13-3

Gee golly, I wonder who was the other receiver that stepped up for Rice? It wasn't TO, was it???


Yakuza Rich;2091472 said:
It's not to say that Owens isn't important and I'd be hard pressed to see Dallas go to the Super Bowl without him. But judging from history, keeping Romo healthy should be far more important than worrying about Owens. Also, we don't know what Terry Glenn is going to give Dallas. But if Owens were to get hurt, then you'd likely see a much more run oriented team. If Felix Jones is as good as advertised and Barber can make the transition to starting tailback, it's not out of the realm of possibility that Dallas can be a quality team that focuses more on the run.

Possibly, let's just say that without TO, Romo hasn't done well so far. I wonder why Jerry hasn't at least engaged TO in contract talks, the 09 Cowboys look a bit one-dimensional with out him (and even that one dimension isn't that good).
 

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Firesquawk, here's a little snippet you should read :D :

Hostile;1771538 said:
Moving on to the homosexual nonsense they like to reference. The last time I checked Brokeback Mountain was a movie. In other words, fiction. For those who don't know (apparently many Skins fans) that means "not real." I haven't seen it and probably never will. It just doesn't interest me at all. However, I did read previews of the movie.

First of all it takes place in Wyoming, not Texas. Second of all they are sheep herders. That's right, sheep, not cows. The hat does not make you a cowboy any more than putting on a fireman's helmet would make you a fireman.

Apparently in the nation's capital people are not aware of the hatred between sheep herders and cattle ranchers. Uh, they hate each other. Ever heard of the Lincoln County Range Wars? Billy the Kid, Pat Garrett, and all the actual History? All of that was about sheep versus cows. There's a range war in Arizona that I wrote about that was even bigger and bloodier. It set Arizona statehood back 30 years it was so violent. Ask me via PMs if you're interested in knowing more.

The simple truth is anyone who calls a sheep herder a cowboy is out of his freaking mind. The word is cowboy and it implies working with bovine. For those not in tune with the Latin, that means cows. The silliest thing about this remains that it was a damned movie, not real life. Let's talk about real life.

First of all let's put to rest the Troy Aikman allegations. Those were started by none other than Skip Bayless. You want to know why he's so bitter against Dallas? Folks he lost his job because of those allegations. His own fault for printing lies. That's right, it isn't true as has been proven many times over. The weak stuff about Tony Homo is about as 6th grade as it gets. Oh wow, you changed a letter in his name. How original.

I told you there was truth to be shared to expose this weak smack. Let's share it. The first athlete to ever "come out of the closet" was RB Dave Kopay in 1975. Dave played for 5 teams in a 9 year career. He wrote a book after coming out wherein he revealed he had a homosexual relationship while a member of the Commanders, with a teammate on the Commanders, Jerry Smith. Jerry Smith was an All Pro TE who played for the Commanders for 13 years. He was the first professional athlete to die from AIDS.

Now, I'm not suggesting either of these players should be bashed for their lifestyle and certainly not for Smith's death. I'm merely suggesting that it's rather stupid to sling mud about homosexuality when probably the dirtiest mud is on your team. What's more damning here folks? Tony Homo, or an actual documented homosexual relationship?

In fact, according to Dave Kopay, the Assistant General Manager of the Commanders in his years there "came out" after he left the team. So this homosexuality they joke about extended from the locker room to the front office on their team.

Hey, I told you their smack talk on these subjects was weak because it showed they don't know squat about their own team.

"And now you know.......the rest of the story.

Paul Harvey......good day."
 

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I didn't call Romo gay, I was just saying that Cooley isn't gay himself. Or at least, doesn't warrant an allegation as such.

And if we are talking about the current, the Cowboys deserve the label as being criminals given you have the poster boy of NFL criminality on your roster.

As for gay, I could care less as long as they produce on the field. I don't see how it affects anything. Do you?
 

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Star4Ever;2093089 said:
What I do know about Glenn is that he's a game changer if he's remotely healthy. He's one of the best deep threats in the game, even at his age. Will he be health enough to show it? No one seems to know at this point, but the news our of Valley Ranch has been positive.

Even at his age? He has some serious issues with his knees. Overcoming issues that require microfacture surgery at 34 is rare at best. I will grant you that he WAS a great deep threat -- but no longer. One needs knees to run. Glenn's are shot. I would be surprised if he plays 25% of the offensive snaps next year.
 

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firehawk350;2095004 said:
I didn't call Romo gay, I was just saying that Cooley isn't gay himself. Or at least, doesn't warrant an allegation as such.

And if we are talking about the current, the Cowboys deserve the label as being criminals given you have the poster boy of NFL criminality on your roster.

As for gay, I could care less as long as they produce on the field. I don't see how it affects anything. Do you?

That's laughable. I've been to numerous bars, dives and upscale, to watch cowboys games. One thing all skins fans have in common, whether educated or not, is the love of a good "Tony Homo" joke. Its ********. Its Ironic. Its gay of the culprits themselves. I've called out dozens of your brethren on it, and haven't received a intelligent response in return to date.

The current Cowboys deserve a "criminal" label? That's more ridiculous than your first statement. One guy makes the whole team "criminal". Two guys? What about the fact that the Cowboys players have started, or champion, numerous charitable organizations? What about the fact that the "criminals" that have come here tend to turn their lives, and their attitudes, around? Your being swayed by the perception of our team, and I can't blame you, because its overpowering....something that can't be said for yours....because no one cares.

...and as far as being queer in the NFL. I don't have a problem with that, personally, but its still amusing that your team paved the road.
 

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firehawk350;2095004 said:
I didn't call Romo gay, I was just saying that Cooley isn't gay himself. Or at least, doesn't warrant an allegation as such.

And if we are talking about the current, the Cowboys deserve the label as being criminals given you have the poster boy of NFL criminality on your roster.

As for gay, I could care less as long as they produce on the field. I don't see how it affects anything. Do you?

:rolleyes:

we deserve the label as one of the top 5 teams in the league
 

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The funny thing is how obsessed this board is with ES

You may never see a post on CZ posted on ES :)

But again, playoff wins do help in that matter, we don't worry about messageboards, just winning games
 

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Maybe that came out stronger than intended, if you want to go pointing fingers saying who is criminals, it's best to start with the mirror. Having one extremely troubled player in the 80s definitely doesn't mean the Skins are criminals...

Either way, when I first heard Tony Romo, in my head, I went through a quick lil monologue...

"Romo, that sounds like Homo!!! I should make fun of him to my brother (Cowboys fan)... Tony Homo! Wait, that's lame. That's like if somebody was named Tony Here, and just calling him Tony Queer. Okay, how can I turn this potential into real humor??? Hmmmm... Tony... Uhhh... Tony... DAMNIT! I can't... Oh well..."

Either way, it's just a pun. Who cares? Foreskins... Tony Homo... Dallass... Michael Gayhan... Puns are the lowest form of humor and just about any pun is going to be lame (with the exception of one, but that must wait)
 

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SkinsHokieFan;2098860 said:
The funny thing is how obsessed this board is with ES

You may never see a post on CZ posted on ES :)

But again, playoff wins do help in that matter, we don't worry about messageboards, just winning games
You can't be serious with this. No one is this naive.
 

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Hostile;2098911 said:
You can't be serious with this. No one is this naive.
To be filed under good-natured trash-talk maybe??? I don't think he REALLY thinks this...
 

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Hostile;2098911 said:
You can't be serious with this. No one is this naive.

Point me out the next time ES'rs cross post CZ and have a multipage thread

Or the next time a poster on CZ is talked about as much as Art and Tr1 are over here

The way they are under the skins (no pun intended) of cowboy fans is laughable. And opposing fans don't have their posts deleted on ES either ;)

And really, you can't be serious with thinking my trash talk is serious, can you?
 

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SkinsHokieFan;2098947 said:
Point me out the next time ES'rs cross post CZ and have a multipage thread

Or the next time a poster on CZ is talked about as much as Art and Tr1 are over here

The way they are under the skins (no pun intended) of cowboy fans is laughable. And opposing fans don't have their posts deleted on ES either ;)

And really, you can't be serious with thinking my trash talk is serious, can you?
Are you serious asking if he's serious about you being serious?
 

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firehawk350;2098959 said:
Are you serious asking if he's serious about you being serious?

Never been more serious in my life about the seriousness of this serious situation
 

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SkinsHokieFan;2098947 said:
Or the next time a poster on CZ is talked about as much as Art and Tr1 are over here

I would go so far as to say some Cowboys fans over here are obsessed with ES, Art (who RARELY posts anymore), tr1 and Bubba. My personal favorite are the I-got-banned-for-nothing crowd!
 

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SkinsHokieFan;2098961 said:
Never been more serious in my life about the seriousness of this serious situation
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Sonny#9;2099219 said:
I would go so far as to say some Cowboys fans over here are obsessed with ES, Art (who RARELY posts anymore), tr1 and Bubba. My personal favorite are the I-got-banned-for-nothing crowd!
skins fans at ES don't have to make threads about posters from here cause none of us are dumb blind homers to the point of tr1,bubba, and whoever art is.

cobra;2099820 said:
5 > 3

You can go home now.
5>2 and a half.
 

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Rampage;2099842 said:
skins fans at ES don't have to make threads about posters from here cause none of us are dumb blind homers to the point of tr1,bubba, and whoever art is.

I'd just say its because nobody is obsessed over there with internet posters. But thats just me


Rampage;2099842 said:
5>2 and a half.

December 28th, 1996. I was still in 9th grade then.

About 2 weeks ago, I got my masters degree :)
 

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Rampage;2099842 said:
skins fans at ES don't have to make threads about posters from here cause none of us are dumb blind homers to the point of tr1,bubba, and whoever art is.

Are you so insecure that you have to attack what these so-called blind homers are saying on their message board? If they're such idiots, why do you care what they say?

And yes there are blind homers here. I ignore them. For the most part, I ignore their homeristic drivel. I have very little interest in getting into a flame war anymore. I am too old :)

The question is, what do you let "idiot homer Skins fans" get to you?
 
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