Some quotes that are good for a laugh

[Sonny#9]

I'd just say its because nobody is obsessed over there with internet posters. But thats just me




December 28th, 1996. I was still in 9th grade then.

About 2 weeks ago, I got my masters degree

but...but...but...f-f-ive Super Bowls...they're the GREATEST!! (actually "tied" for second greatest -- the Packers have 6 championships since the Cowboys inception in 1960, and 12 overall.)

 

[cobra]

You still here? Maybe I stuttered. Let me try this again:

5 > 3

Get it? Until you can compete, you really ought to learn to shut your whole and go try to trash talk to someone inferior to you.

Super Bowls = point of playing.

We have won the NFL 5 times. You have not.

That means, by any definition of the word, that your franchise is inferior.

Inferior.

Got it?

5 > 3 MEANS Cowboys > Commanders. It means you are inferior. Lesser things do not have the right to talk trash to superior things. Doing so only makes you look like an idiot.

It's almost pathetic as some lesser country like Belarus trying to talk trash to the United States.

QUIT TRYING TO TALK TRASH. YOUR TEAM IS DEMONSTRABLY AND IRREFUTABLY INFERIOR.

 

[SkinsHokieFan]

but...but...but...f-f-ive Super Bowls...they're the GREATEST!! (actually "tied" for second greatest -- the Packers have 6 championships since the Cowboys inception in 1960, and 12 overall.)

The best team EVER. I bow down to a team that I haven't seen win a playoff game since I was in 9th grade

 

[Rampage]

Are you so insecure that you have to attack what these so-called blind homers are saying on their message board? If they're such idiots, why do you care what they say?

And yes there are blind homers here. I ignore them. For the most part, I ignore their homeristic drivel. I have very little interest in getting into a flame war anymore. I am too old

The question is, what do you let "idiot homer Skins fans" get to you?

they don't get to me. sometimes when i'm bored i'll go over there and see how tr1 is twisting a new cowboys article to make us look bad. it's good for a laugh. see you're just like tr1 trying to get a rise out of me with your little "are you insecure line?" it's so funny the jealousy and hatred coming from skins fans.

 

[cobra]

The best team EVER. I bow down to a team that I haven't seen win a playoff game since I was in 9th grade

Whether we are or are not the best team ever is not the issue.

The issue in this thread is that we are superior to your team. Your team is inferior to our team. Irrefutable fact. It's amazing you can't admit it.

Instead, you'll change the subject.

FACT: The Commanders are an inferior franchise to the Cowboys.

Refute it without snark or ****.

 

[cobra]

While the only point here is that we are undeniably a superior franchise to the Commanders, the case can be made that we are the most successful NFL franchise, and therefore the greatest. See here:

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/records/playoffs/team/games

Most Seasons making the playoffs:
Tie for first place: Dallas and NYG (28)

Most consecutive seasons making the playoffs:
First place: Dallas (9)
Second Place: Dallas (8)

Most games in the playoffs:
First Place: Dallas (55)
Second Place: Pittsburgh (46)

Most playoff games won:
First Place: Dallas (32)
Second Place: Pittsburgh (28)

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/records/superbowls/team/games

Most Super Bowl Appearances
First Place: Dallas (8)
Second Place: Denver/Pitt (6)

Most Super Bowl Won
First Place tie: Dallas, Pittsburgh, San Fran (5)

We are leading the entire NFL in Playoffs and Super Bowls, appearances and wins. That means we either are the greatest NFL team or that we are at least in the argument as greatest NFL team.

Know which team isn't even in the argument? The inferior Commanders (noticeably absent from those lists).

 

[SkinsHokieFan]

While the only point here is that we are undeniably a superior franchise to the Commanders, the case can be made that we are the most successful NFL franchise, and therefore the greatest. See here:

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/records/playoffs/team/games

Most Seasons making the playoffs:
Tie for first place: Dallas and NYG (28)

Most consecutive seasons making the playoffs:
First place: Dallas (9)
Second Place: Dallas (8)

Most games in the playoffs:
First Place: Dallas (55)
Second Place: Pittsburgh (46)

Most playoff games won:
First Place: Dallas (32)
Second Place: Pittsburgh (28)

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/records/superbowls/team/games

Most Super Bowl Appearances
First Place: Dallas (8)
Second Place: Denver/Pitt (6)

Most Super Bowl Won
First Place tie: Dallas, Pittsburgh, San Fran (5)

We are leading the entire NFL in Playoffs and Super Bowls, appearances and wins. That means we either are the greatest NFL team or that we are at least in the argument as greatest NFL team.

Know which team isn't even in the argument? The inferior Commanders (noticeably absent from those lists).

To be quite honest, I could care less about Cowboy accomplishments. Its nice to pat yourself on the back. Generally, secure fans don't need to constantly remind themselves of their own greatness

Here is a fun fact for you (since you are all about facts)

The Commanders are 2-0 in NFC Championship games vs the Cowboys. 26-3 in 1972 and 31-17 in January of 1983. (Oh of course, one of those was during a strike year so a head to head matchup with the Cowboys doesn't count)

Quite honestly, its the only thing that matters to me, because head to head when all the chips are on the line, we have taken care of business

What is even more hysterical, is the obsession with a fan messageboard, that posters on this board have. That gets me the greatest laugh

 

[Seven]

The best team EVER. I bow down to a team that I haven't seen win a playoff game since I was in 9th grade

Which by the way, I heard was thee best three years of your life.........

 

[superpunk]

Quite honestly, its the only thing that matters to me, because head to head when all the chips are on the line, we have taken care of business

It's the only thing that matters to you because it's the only thing the Commanders have the advantage at - which if you're keeping score at home, makes it like 20-1. Don't pretend there's any other reason why it's the only thing that matters.

 

[firehawk350]

Wait, you mean Skins fans are cherry-picking different stats to show that THEIR team is best? Of all the low-down dirty things... Surely, nobody else in the history of the world is guilty of such a crime.

Who the f cares honestly? You have a great history, congrats. Woo-hoo! Good for Dallas! The Skins have a decent history too. Hooray! Woo-hoo! Now if only we can roll that into something that matters...

 

[Hostile]

While the only point here is that we are undeniably a superior franchise to the Commanders, the case can be made that we are the most successful NFL franchise, and therefore the greatest. See here:

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/records/playoffs/team/games

Most Seasons making the playoffs:
Tie for first place: Dallas and NYG (28)

Most consecutive seasons making the playoffs:
First place: Dallas (9)
Second Place: Dallas (8)

Most games in the playoffs:
First Place: Dallas (55)
Second Place: Pittsburgh (46)

Most playoff games won:
First Place: Dallas (32)
Second Place: Pittsburgh (28)

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/records/superbowls/team/games

Most Super Bowl Appearances
First Place: Dallas (8)
Second Place: Denver/Pitt (6)

Most Super Bowl Won
First Place tie: Dallas, Pittsburgh, San Fran (5)

We are leading the entire NFL in Playoffs and Super Bowls, appearances and wins. That means we either are the greatest NFL team or that we are at least in the argument as greatest NFL team.

Know which team isn't even in the argument? The inferior Commanders (noticeably absent from those lists).

Great post, now watch the green eyed responses.

 

[Seven]

Who the f cares honestly? You have a great history, congrats. Woo-hoo! Good for Dallas! The Skins have a decent history too. Hooray! Woo-hoo! Now if only we can roll that into something that matters...

You'd be insane not to agree with this. (as of late) Nice post.

 

[Sonny#9]

To be quite honest, I could care less about Cowboy accomplishments. Its nice to pat yourself on the back. Generally, secure fans don't need to constantly remind themselves of their own greatness

Here is a fun fact for you (since you are all about facts)

The Commanders are 2-0 in NFC Championship games vs the Cowboys. 26-3 in 1972 and 31-17 in January of 1983. (Oh of course, one of those was during a strike year so a head to head matchup with the Cowboys doesn't count)

Quite honestly, its the only thing that matters to me, because head to head when all the chips are on the line, we have taken care of business

What is even more hysterical, is the obsession with a fan messageboard, that posters on this board have. That gets me the greatest laugh

Notice he forgot one: consecutive playoff losses: 6 (tied for NFL Record). Most likely b/c it's current...

No one loves to pat themselves on the back for what happened 30 years ago then the Cowboys. I know several Steelers fans, and none of them are as self-aggrandizing as Cowboys fans. Plus these types of arguments are saved for those with limited grasp of football, or anything really going on with their team. Typically bandwagon-type fans.

 

[zrinkill]

Great post, now watch the green eyed responses.

They have been coming fast and furious.

 

[Hostile]

They have been coming fast and furious.

I noticed. You know what is funny? These numbers don't matter because it is not their team. But you know as well as I do that if it were their team these numbers would be the whole point.

 

[kapolani]

Notice he forgot one: consecutive playoff losses: 6 (tied for NFL Record). Most likely b/c it's current...

No one loves to pat themselves on the back for what happened 30 years ago then the Cowboys. I know several Steelers fans, and none of them are as self-aggrandizing as Cowboys fans. Plus these types of arguments are saved for those with limited grasp of football, or anything really going on with their team. Typically bandwagon-type fans.

When was the last time the Foreskins have dominated a decade?

When was the last time the Foreskins won 3 superbowls in a 4 year span?

Of course we like to pat ourselves on the backs. Past successes are called accomplishments. You play the game to win superbowls. You play the game to be the best in the league. You play the game to be world champions.

No matter how you try to break it down:

5 > 3

 

[Sonny#9]

When was the last time the Foreskins have dominated a decade?

When was the last time the Foreskins won 3 superbowls in a 4 year span?

Of course we like to pat ourselves on the backs. Past successes are called accomplishments. You play the game to win superbowls. You play the game to be the best in the league. You play the game to be world champions.

No matter how you try to break it down:

5 > 3

You know who is obsessed with the past?

Old people. And those morbidly depressed about the present.

 

[kapolani]

You know who is obsessed with the past?

Old people. And those morbidly depressed about the present.

Lol.

I'm in my 30's. Served my country for 5 years before going to college.

Now, I'm a senior software engineer pulling in a 6 figure salary.

I'm getting married this weekend. After our wedding we are going to Europe for a month for our honeymoon.

Me depressed about the present?

Hardly...

Oh, were you talking about football?

Let's see:

13-3 last year. We have a young, quickly rising star as QB - whose claim to fame isn't 'he shows great poise.'

Loaded defense that has gotten significantly better in the off season.

Loaded offense that is still improving and added more weapons into the mix.

Naw. No depression here.

I would, however, be depressed if:

1) I had a QB that people are still questioning if he has what it takes to be decent in this league (see JC's numbers. no improvement).

2) Had a new head coach.

3) Had a QB that had to learn a new system. A system, which in fact, is reliant on a QB that can make quick decisions, make short-medium accurate passes, all of which Jason 'Poise' Campbell hasn't shown he's able to do on a consistent basis.

4) I had an owner and FO that hasn't been getting it done since taking control of the team. (winning percentage isn't even .500 since Snyder bought the team).

Not depressed here - not depressed in the least...

 

[Hostile]

You know who is obsessed with the past?

Old people. And those morbidly depressed about the present.

:laugh2:

Says the guy with the username and number tribute to Mr. Sonny Jurgenson, 1957 to 1974.

 

[kapolani]

:laugh2:

Says the guy with the username and number tribute to Mr. Sonny Jurgenson, 1957 to 1974.