Someone should write a thesis

[GimmeTheBall!]

More musings from the porcelain throne. Try flushing every now and then.

Be careful, mate. I believe CZ has a prohibition on mentions of the lavatory and plumbing fixtures.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Doesn't one need to write a dissertation to get earn a doctorate?

Actually, a masters before you go to the dissertation. But do not cloud your mind with academic pressures or thoughts. You, sir, are strictly a service industry personage.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

NEIN!!

Pinche. I thought, we had given you classes in desert speak? None of this Bavarian backtalk now!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Outer Mongolia ain't ner' nuff' far away enuff distance in escaping the verbally instilled worded wrath espoused from the @GimmeTheBall! ,my fellow gyrene of meanest green M-16 brother @Rockport ,,,for I'm of magnatudial fear the vowels,condiments & various other voiced verbal sundry proceedings from the incoming barrage of "Gimme's" tutelage , could quite possibly wreak insurmountable future prosed battle damage upon yer' razor edged honed persona,,,

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

You still have to be careful because Cowboys blogger type news websites will repeat the national media rumors but present the rumors as facts.

Thank goodness you are here to sort this out and tell us what is fact and what isn't.
Here is your cape, mate, I will help you off the stage. You suffer for our sins . . .

 

[RodeoJake]

Actually, a masters before you go to the dissertation. But do not cloud your mind with academic pressures or thoughts. You, sir, are strictly a service industry personage.

Nothing wrong with providing service, but I follow another path.

 

[xwalker]

Thank goodness you are here to sort this out and tell us what is fact and what isn't.
Here is your cape, mate, I will help you off the stage. You suffer for our sins . . .

You are going to be my one and only blocked poster now.

 

[Floatyworm]

You are going to be my one and only blocked poster now.

 

[Fletch]

Pinche. I thought, we had given you classes in desert speak? None of this Bavarian backtalk now!

We live! We love!

 

[Melonfeud]

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man!

Indubitably & forsooth,,, my honourable professor of yearning angst fer' the elusive ball,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

Mods, please create ‘Fantasy Zone’ and move this thread there

Thx

They(the moderator "s") would have to meet my conceding approval in doing so & only by presenting an overly compelling case for such an overt trespass into the confines of my realm,,,er,,,of which I Reign Supreme in,,,

 

[RodeoJake]

You are going to be my one and only blocked poster now.

Don't block him. Just enjoy his comic relief from the basement of his mum's house.

 

[Melonfeud]

Rocky, after Mongolia to figure out what Gimme is saying, suit up for a trip to Mars for Melon.

Duuuuuuuuuuddddddddde, it you ever decide to leave here, take me with you. I don't wanna stay here without you.

Copy!,,,but No backseat navigating ,Elder brother,,,er,,,as celestial distance sky travel is strenuous enough upon my multi-operational geniuses

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

You are going to be my one and only blocked poster now.

The women's lounge called. They think you are taking all the free samples of facial makeup.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Copy!,,,but No backseat navigating ,Elder brother,,,er,,,as celestial distance sky travel is strenuous enough upon my multi-operational geniuses

I can only imagine what great stuff you are injesting. Come on over to Farmers Branch.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Don't block him. Just enjoy his comic relief from the basement of his mum's house.

Mum passed away. I am here on borrowed time.
But, wayward lad, how many houses in Texas have basements?
Where are you from, Rhinestone Cowboy?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Nothing wrong with providing service, but I follow another path.

You remind me of Johnny Yuma.
Johnny Yuma was a rebel. He roamed the west.

 

[Cowfan75]

Yes, I am.
I am being feted with the Good Neighbor Award tomorrow for meritorious service to Farmers Branch (Walmart gift card and a plaque!) and next week the local Bishop will place a crown of thorns on me and wash my feet. I must remember to get a pedi at the Lion's Den of Delight parlor!

Farmers Branch? I don't dare venture to them parts. Now I reckon I'll go as far as Addison, but I ain't fixin' to ride much past Belt Line.

 

[Melonfeud]

Mum passed away. I am here on borrowed time.
But, wayward lad, how many houses in Texas have basements?
Where are you from, Rhinestone Cowboy?

Glen Campbell ended up as an eventual ZONER resident, ya know?

 

[RodeoJake]

Mum passed away. I am here on borrowed time.
But, wayward lad, how many houses in Texas have basements?
Where are you from, Rhinestone Cowboy?

I'm sorry about your mama. It's a hard loss.

I don't know how many houses in Texas have basements. Sounds like a good survey subject.

I live in Oklahoma now. I've lived all over from Texas to Canada and even did a few years in Florida.