State of the Cowboys press conference starting now

[Risen Star]

 

[DanTanna]

I'm praying for a meteor to make an appearance!

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[Risen Star]

Who is the guy on the right?

 

[Risen Star]

 

[Dallasfann]

I'm praying for a meteor to make an appearance!

It would also probably kill the entire team. I'm going to make a promise to all Cowboy fans who enjoy Cowboy football on Sundays. If I ever start hoping for meteors to kill the entire Cowboys organization I will quit following and posting on this message board. I wouldn't make all you read through my miserable posts like that. I will go do things that make me happy.

-DallasFann

P.s if you or someone you love is posting irrational and sad thoughts over a sports team that they have no control over, there is help.

 

[Hagman]

 

[ShortRound]

#6 incoming.

 

[Risen Star]

 

[Toro9]

What do they actually talk about in these things? Just calling themselves champions?

 

[Risen Star]

 

[EMMITTnROY]

Seeing back to back tweets that McCarthy says this is the best Cowboys culture in 4 years and that Zack Martin has not reported to camp is peak unintentional Cowboys comedy.

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

Seeing back to back tweets that McCarthy says this is the best Cowboys culture in 4 years and that Zack Martin has not reported to camp is peak unintentional Cowboys comedy.

Known locker room cancer Martin not around improved the culture.

 

[RS12]

Shocked I tell you.

 

[Silver N Blue]

Who is the guy on the right?

Martin's agent

 

[DallasEast]

Slide one more person into a seat at the parents' table and McCarthy will finally be pushed to the side and drinking his bottle water at the kids' table.

 

[BoyzBlaster]

I actually feel bad for Big Mike having to sit there listening to these 2 moronic gas bags blather.

 

[Risen Star]

 

[DallasEast]

lol @ we're going to play under the tag this year.

 

[RoboQB]

It would also probably kill the entire team. I'm going to make a promise to all Cowboy fans who enjoy Cowboy football on Sundays. If I ever start hoping for meteors to kill the entire Cowboys organization I will quit following and posting on this message board. I wouldn't make all you read through my miserable posts like that. I will go do things that make me happy.

-DallasFann

P.s if you or someone you love is posting irrational and sad thoughts over a sports team that they have no control over, there is help.

Dude, relax.
Major overreaction.
Maybe he's just ready for the Rapture.