State of the Cowboys press conference starting now

[Praxit]

I actually feel bad for Big Mike having to sit there listening to these 2 moronic gas bags blather.

..dont think he cares at this point. Has good job, good team. The potential to take bigger steps is right there.

 

[Risen Star]

I am so stoked right now. Everything about this year feels different.

 

[Risen Star]

 

[Teague31]

Nothing says title contender like a right side OL of Josh Ball and Matt Waltezko. I wouldn’t blame teams if they just started forfeiting

 

[DallasEast]

Security: Whoa whoa big man! You can't sit there.
McCarthy: Why? I'm the head coach.
Security: Sure thing Coach but that's the Big Boss chair. Maybe you should take it up with oh good morning Mr. Jones.
Jones: Good morning Clyde. Why the long face, Mike? You tried sitting down in the big chair again, didn't ya? ~wink wink~

 

[Montanalo]

Nothing says title contender like a right side OL of Josh Ball and Matt Waltezko. I wouldn’t blame teams if they just started forfeiting

Defenses will probably double stack their DL on the opposite side.

 

[ESisback]

What do these pressers accomplish? Too many fans take the lazy and cliched “McCarthy’s just a fat puppet” stance, Jerry does his drunken uncle bit of nonsense, and Stephen mumbles cap stuff. I can almost hear “We Are The World” in the background.

 

[Majic]

What do these pressers accomplish? Too many fans take the lazy and cliched “McCarthy’s just a fat puppet” stance, Jerry does his drunken uncle bit of nonsense, and Stephen mumbles cap stuff. I can almost hear “We Are The World” in the background.

All about ego.

 

[Vtwin]

Take a minute to enjoy this.
They won't last forever.

 

[Cowboys5217]

It would also probably kill the entire team. I'm going to make a promise to all Cowboy fans who enjoy Cowboy football on Sundays. If I ever start hoping for meteors to kill the entire Cowboys organization I will quit following and posting on this message board. I wouldn't make all you read through my miserable posts like that. I will go do things that make me happy.

-DallasFann

P.s if you or someone you love is posting irrational and sad thoughts over a sports team that they have no control over, there is help.

He was being sarcastic.

Do you feel self righteous right now?

Get an endorphin rush from it?

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Defenses will probably double stack their DL on the opposite side.

so we then run left,,,

 

[Motorola]

I won't tune in (never have); but will come back to this thread 3 hours later to read the reactions of CZers that will do so.

GO COWBOYS IN 2023

 

[nalam]

I'm praying for a meteor to make an appearance!

Ha ha ha , but big Mac is also there

 

[erod]

This always kills the optimism right out of the gate.

 

[Big_D]

Maybe Pappy and Lil Anus can push the HC off the stage. They don't him up there.

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

 

[Dallasfann]

He was being sarcastic.

Do you feel self righteous right now?

Get an endorphin rush from it?

What if I was messing with him? You feel better now? Endorphin rush?

 

[CowboyFrog]

so we then run left,,,

not if KM is calling it we line Zeke up on Dak's right and run into the 1 hole.

 

[DallasEast]

Wonder if it has crossed Jerry Jones' mind to replace DNA Kid #1 with ChatGPT?