State of the Cowboys press conference starting now

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Who is the guy on the right?

Jerruh's makeup person.

 

[CowboyFrog]

Wonder if it has crossed Jerry Jones' mind to replace DNA Kid #1 with ChatGPT?

"is it live or is it Memorex"

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Slide one more person into a seat at the parents' table and McCarthy will finally be pushed to the side and drinking his bottle water at the kids' table.

As soon as Jeruh has another family member with limited mental capacity and zero knowledge of football, he'll make them director of player personnel, and scooch MM over to the little table where they serve chicken nuggets and sunny delight juice boxes for dinner.

 

[DallasEast]

As soon as Jeruh has another family member with limited mental capacity and zero knowledge of football, he'll make them director of player personnel, and scooch MM over to the little table where they serve chicken nuggets and sunny delight juice boxes for dinner.

Those chicken nuggets and sunny delight juice boxes better be jumbo sized.

Just saying.

 

[CowboyFrog]

Those chicken nuggets and sunny delight juice boxes better be jumbo sized.

Just saying.

Man especially if my grandson is around you will be sharing those nuggies bet your arse

 

[Aven8]

Martin wants to be there. This is his Agent who knows Jerry and Son will cave just like they always do……

 

[RS12]

I am so stoked right now. Everything about this year feels different.

Your nose just grew 3 inches.

 

[RS12]

Wonder if it has crossed Jerry Jones' mind to replace DNA Kid #1 with ChatGPT?

No but it has crossed mine.

 

[Risen Star]

 

[CouchCoach]

Those chicken nuggets and sunny delight juice boxes better be jumbo sized.

Just saying.

Nuggets big as hub caps.

 

[RS12]

I d rather roll the dice on Steele's surgically repaired knee than Farniak/ Ball at RG.

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Who is the guy on the right?

Tad Carper, the new VP of communications. Dalrymple's replacement.

 

[KJJ]

I actually feel bad for Big Mike having to sit there listening to these 2 moronic gas bags blather.

He’s getting paid enough money to sit there. There’s a lot of people that wouldn’t mind sitting through 45 minutes of ums and huhs from Jerry if he was paying them several million dollars a year.

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

MM, when asked about how they were going to replace Zeke's carries were going to be distributed amongst the RB this year, he siad something interesting. He said that was not even the approach, Zeke was a prime ball recipient for the entire offense, and his touches would be considered for the entire perimeter squad.

That is a very WCO answer.

 

[bigE79]

I am so stoked right now. Everything about this year feels different.

Best football watching shape of my life..

 

[bigE79]

"is it live or is it Memorex"

Most won't know what that means...lol

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

Get Josh ball off this team already

 

[AsthmaField]

If I ever start hoping for meteors to kill the entire Cowboys organization I will quit following and posting on this message board. I wouldn't make all you read through my miserable posts like that. I will go do things that make me happy.

-DallasFann

Thank you! Probably very sound advice.

 

[gimmesix]

I guess Martin's not on the leadership council.