Stephen: We absolutely believe in Brian Schottenheimer

Trouble is no one including the fan base and probably the players believe in you and the rest of leadership currently. Not you or your dad or your coaching staff. Sadly, there is no real reason to believe at this point........
 
"We feel really good about everything but for some reason right now we're not getting the job done to win football games."

That ranks right up there with his air quotes.
Yep...Stevie thinks there must be plain bad luck, planetary retrogrades, or folk-magic hexes involved. There could be no other reason(s)...and certainly not any "in the room."
 

Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones on @1053thefan said they “absolutely” believe in Brian Schottenheimer.

“There’s not any question in Jerry and my mind. He has the team. There’s no question they want to go out there and execute and make things happen. Feel really good about our coaching staff. We just got to have it continue to evolve and get to a point to where we can win these football games.”


No Stephen, you and your Daddy only Believe in your money-making formula of running the Dallas Cowboys franchise.

No More.

No Less.
 

Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones on @1053thefan said they “absolutely” believe in Brian Schottenheimer.

“There’s not any question in Jerry and my mind. He has the team. There’s no question they want to go out there and execute and make things happen. Feel really good about our coaching staff. We just got to have it continue to evolve and get to a point to where we can win these football games.”


The dreaded 'we believe in our coach" announcement.
 
Guys shotty is under contract and Jerry logic states coaches cannot be let go until their contract expires
 
We’ve hit the doomsday trifecta:

1) the players only meeting

2) the acquisition of the outside consultant

3) the vote of confidence from the owner

It couldn’t be more over.
 
Uh oh, he didn’t say they need to chop more wood :muttley:
He actually did once during the interview. We got all the Stephen-isms that we are privileged to get weekly now:

"Well, obviously"
"Certainly"
"Chop wood"
"Back to the drawing board"
"Give all the credit to them"
"We got work to do around here"
"There's a lot of football in front of us"
"We gotta get our arms around it"
 
He actually did once during the interview. We got all the Stephen-isms that we are privileged to get weekly now:

"Well, obviously"
"Certainly"
"Chop wood"
"Back to the drawing board"
"Give all the credit to them"
"We got work to do around here"
"There's a lot of football in front of us"
"We gotta get our arms around it"
Gotcha, I don’t watch their interviews anymore.
 
And this is the idiot who some think will do better than Jerry. lmao... I hope you've got 50-plus more years in you. It will take a couple more generations of Jones for this to get average.
 
And this is why this team will never get another cent from me until they prove to me otherwise things are changing
 
Stephen: We absolutely believe Shoddy is the correct guy for next 1.5 contractual years.
 

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