The big fat fire Garrett, Garrett was out coached, Garret Sucks thread **merged**

[JayFord]

I rather go get scott linehan back than see garretts fingerprints over this offense

 

[dfense]

Somewhere garrett hasnt taken us in the post season

Now that's good.

 

[Blake]

I hear the rodeo clown industry are looking for workers

Carrot can be the next Ronald McDonald. Best of both worlds, and he still gets paid.

 

[Rayman70]

IF JJ doesn't do this THIS can only mean they have a "special" "intimate" relationship going on...no other explanation will do.

 

[Carson]

they are calling for Garrett to step down in Dallas right now btw..and Marinelli. DOES JJ HAVE THE BALLS?

No.

He will finish the season regardless

 

[JayFord]

they are calling for Garrett to step down in Dallas right now btw..and Marinelli. DOES JJ HAVE THE BALLS?

Garrett has been here since 2007

its 2019

he has yet to do anything of significance

hes gotta go

 

[Blake]

Somewhere garrett hasnt taken us in the post season

Bet Garret was a stud at Tecmo Bowl in the college dorms back in the day. Probably where he gets his plays from.

 

[JayFord]

No.

He will finish the season regardless

i almost threw up...

 

[Blake]

IF JJ doesn't do this THIS can only mean they have a "special" "intimate" relationship going on...no other explanation will do.

And you can best believe Garret is gonna get the spankin of his life in Jerry's private jet on the way home to Dallas.

 

[foofighters]

they are calling for Garrett to step down in Dallas right now btw..and Marinelli. DOES JJ HAVE THE BALLS?

Who in Dallas?

 

[waldoputty]

"I see a lot of Jason Garrett's footprints in this offense."
-@tonyromo

 

[Chill35]

at this point aslong as Garrett is gone

We can't replace one moron with another. There are actually worse coaches then Jason Garrett. Chip Kelly comes to mind. Not good for Cowboys if we hire him.

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

rumor has it jerry is considering a 5 year extension for garrett .

 

[Blake]

Who in Dallas?

What, have you never heard of 'they'? Only the most important reporters in Dallas are refered to as they.

 

[TwoDeep3]

"I see a lot of Jason Garrett's footprints in this offense."
-@tonyromo

I find your signature comment about Zeke to be both appalling and puerile.

 

[Zman5]

Make sense. Mark of JG's offense is getting his QB killed against blitz heavy defense. He had no answer for it with Romo and he has no answers for it with Dak.
Dak better upgrade his insurance. He's going to end up like Romo.

 

[waldoputty]

I find your signature comment about Zeke to be both appalling and puerile.

Wow how incredibly astute of you!
I hope to learn from your brilliance!

 

[The Natural]

Series of relevant tweets there. @Sepia had a thread on it but for whatever reason it got deleted.

 

[Rayman70]

Bet Garrett quits Monday morning. That's how it will be coined by the media..they will "part ways" mutually.

 

[ShortRound]

LMAO