The Commander Game

[5Stars]

Stop it Hos... we would never spawn such an unattractive offspring

The funny thing about it is...those are the BEST LOOKING women in the DC area!

Notice how their noses look like hogs? It's because of all the stink that they have been smelling since....well...forever!

 

[SultanOfSix]

The funny thing about it is...those are the BEST LOOKING women in the DC area!

LOL. Nah man, I live in DC, and it has a lot of good looking women, a lot of 'Boys fans, and is a great area to live in.

The only problem is the 'Skins play here.

 

[5Stars]

LOL. Nah man, I live in DC, and it has a lot of good looking women, a lot of 'Boys fans, and is a great area to live in.

The only problem is the 'Skins play here.

I know...I've been there many, many times. Lots of history up there, that is for sure!

It's just...to big and messy for someone like me that lives in Utah where the air is clean and there are BIG mountains, fresh lakes, snow skiing, fishing, room to run, low crime, no heavy traffic...PLUS...the woman in Utah are some of the most beautiful ladies on the planet! Mostly blond ski bunnies, fit and trim for the taking....!

:

 

[Da Hammer]

the Commanders dont have a chance in this game for many reasons but the most important to me is their style of play on offense, the way to beat us is by exploiting us deep against our safeties. throwing screens and short passes against us all game long gives them no chance.

 

[riggo]

i see, so when skin fans refer to the past, it is stupid and unintelligent. But when 'boyz fans bring up the past, it's dead on right?

looking to past "trends" would never be my method.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

LOL. Nah man, I live in DC, and it has a lot of good looking women.

Are you sure they are not tourists?


j/k

 

[Tuna Helper]

Are you sure they are not tourists?


j/k

Maybe he is referring to those women that engage in the world's oldest profession up there in DC.

:laugh2:

 

[Clove]

My only concern is Portis. If you can get a running game going, that will keep the safeties and linebackers off balance, and this means that Cooley and those receivers could get loose deep.

I've spent alot of time over reading extremeskins board, and they are wishing they had Campbell in the game, and I actually agree. Pressure Brunnell and all is well.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Maybe he is referring to those women that engage in the world's oldest profession up there in DC.

:laugh2:

Uh.... being a good housewife... a homemaker?

 

[Jammer]

We should be worried and I hope our team takes it seriously......I remember a team in 89, could not speal VICTORY.....went to DC and won their only game of the season! Never will forget that.......

That's why I always worry about when these two teams play. It doesn't matter how much better one team is over another, too many times the lesser team has won.

 

[Tuna Helper]

Uh.... being a good housewife... a homemaker?

In order to avoid offending the women that read/post in this forum, I will not take the bait.

 

[yazzmode621]

Did I discount you bringing up the past? No, I said if you want the truth let's talk the whole truth. What is the truth? Thank you for asking. Since 1960 when we joined the NFL, head to head, one thing is irrefutable. You've landed a few shots, but we are daddy.

Carry on.

How 'bout head to head in the playoffs?

 

[random Cs]

Well then, I guess I won't have to watch the game on Sunday...

Sounds good.

You'll just have to turn on sportscenter later in the day and check the ticker.

Green Bay 17 Buffalo 10 Tennessee 10 Jacksonville 24 Commanders vs Cowboys.... ROMO IS NOT YOUR SAVOIR

 

[Hostile]

How 'bout head to head in the playoffs?

That is the only thing about our series that you have a right to crow about. Head to head in the playoffs you are 2-0 against the Cowboys, both in NFC Championship games for the right to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl. Both also played in Washington, meaning we were the wildcard team, you the division champion, and favored to win. Still, Advantage Commanders. Congratulations. I stand here and give you credit for this fact.

<<<Me, acknowledging this feat.



In every other way your team's history compared to ours is inferior. Some of this you may know. Some of it you may not. Some you may need to know. None of it will make you happy. Most of this is purely for the entertainment of our fans.


Super Bowls played... advantage Cowboys, 8 to 5.

Super Bowls won...advantage Cowboys, 5 to 3.

Your team began in 1932 as the Boston Braves, they became the Washington Commanders in 1937.

Our team began in 1960.

That means that when we were an expansion franchise you had a 23 year head start, minimum. It is 28 years in reality. Your franchise has played in 39 post season games.

We've won 32 post season games, not played in 32, won 32. We've played in 54. 15 more post season games played in 28 fewer years.

Advantage, Cowboys.

Still think that 2-0 mark is a big feather in your cap?

It gets worse.



When the decade of the 1960's ended the head to head record was advantage Cowboys 11-6-2. We were 5-2-2 in Dallas, 6-4 at Washington.

When the decade of the 1970's ended the head to head record was advantage Cowboys 12-8. We were 8-2 at home, 4-6 at Washington. You also won our first playoff meeting in Washington in 1972.

The 80's was your decade right? I mean 2 of your 3 Super Bowl wins in that decade, and we got shut out.

Yet when the decade of the 1980's ended it was advantage Cowboys 11-8. we were 4-5 at home, but 7-3 in Washington. You did win our 2nd playoff matchup in Washington in 1982.

Not even in your dominant decade were you better.

You know the decade of the 1990's was ours right? Yep...

When the decade ended it was advantage Cowboys 12-8. We were 8-2 at home, 4-6 in Washington.

Now we get to the current decade, still in progress. From 2000 through the game this season it is advantage Cowboys 10-3. We are 6-1 at home and 4-2 in Washington. Unless you sweep the rest of the decade you'll be behind once again.



All time series record...advantage Cowboys 56-33-2. That's 23 games yazz. In other words to catch up you'd have to win this week and sweep us for the next 11 years. Just to pull even. It ain't gonna happen Sparky.

We are 31-12-2 at home. We are 25-21 in Washington, not counting your 2 playoff wins there. Counting them we still lead 25-23, in your house.

Advantage, Cowboys.


The Commanders fans that showed up last year love to talk about the series sweep in 2005. You also swept the series in 1984 and 1995 for a total of 3 series sweeps.

Dallas had 3 sweeps in the 1960's...1964, 1968, & 1969.
Dallas had 2 sweep in the 1970's...1970 & 1977.
Dallas had 3 sweeps in the 1980's...1980, 1981, & 1985.
Dallas had 2 sweeps in the 1990's...1998 & 1999.
Dallas has 4 sweeps this decade...2000, 2001, 2003, 2004, and if we win Sunday, it is 5, with 3 more seasons in the decade to shoot for.

That's 14 with a chance at 15. Advantage Cowboys.



So, I'll acknowledge and congratulate you for the 2-0 record in the playoffs against us. The question is, can you acknowledge that in every other way, shape, and form, the Dallas Cowboys are the better franchise with more to crow about? Can you man up and do that? If you can the message below is not for you.



I've said it before, and I'll say it again, to any of the Commanders fans who want to come here and crow. Stand in our shadow and shiver from the cold.

 

[Shuttemdown41]

That is the only thing about our series that you have a right to crow about. Head to head in the playoffs you are 2-0 against the Cowboys, both in NFC Championship games for the right to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl. Both also played in Washington, meaning we were the wildcard team, you the division champion, and favored to win. Still, Advantage Commanders. Congratulations. I stand here and give you credit for this fact.

<<<Me, acknowledging this feat.



In every other way your team's history compared to ours is inferior. Some of this you may know. Some of it you may not. Some you may need to know. None of it will make you happy. Most of this is purely for the entertainment of our fans.


Super Bowls played... advantage Cowboys, 8 to 5.

Super Bowls won...advantage Cowboys, 5 to 3.

Your team began in 1932 as the Boston Braves, they became the Washington Commanders in 1937.

Our team began in 1960.

That means that when we were an expansion franchise you had a 23 year head start, minimum. It is 28 years in reality. Your franchise has played in 39 post season games.

We've won 32 post season games, not played in 32, won 32. We've played in 54. 15 more post season games played in 28 fewer years.

Advantage, Cowboys.

Still think that 2-0 mark is a big feather in your cap?

It gets worse.



When the decade of the 1960's ended the head to head record was advantage Cowboys 11-6-2. We were 5-2-2 in Dallas, 6-4 at Washington.

When the decade of the 1970's ended the head to head record was advantage Cowboys 12-8. We were 8-2 at home, 4-6 at Washington. You also won our first playoff meeting in Washington in 1972.

The 80's was your decade right? I mean 2 of your 3 Super Bowl wins in that decade, and we got shut out.

Yet when the decade of the 1980's ended it was advantage Cowboys 11-8. we were 4-5 at home, but 7-3 in Washington. You did win our 2nd playoff matchup in Washington in 1982.

Not even in your dominant decade were you better.

You know the decade of the 1990's was ours right? Yep...

When the decade ended it was advantage Cowboys 12-8. We were 8-2 at home, 4-6 in Washington.

Now we get to the current decade, still in progress. From 2000 through the game this season it is advantage Cowboys 10-3. We are 6-1 at home and 4-2 in Washington. Unless you sweep the rest of the decade you'll be behind once again.



All time series record...advantage Cowboys 56-33-2. That's 23 games yazz. In other words to catch up you'd have to win this week and sweep us for the next 12 years. Just to pull even. It ain't gonna happen Sparky.

We are 31-12-2 at home. We are 25-21 in Washington, not counting your 2 playoff wins there. Counting them we still lead 25-23, in your house.

Advantage, Cowboys.


The Commanders fans that showed up last year love to talk about the series sweep in 2005. You also swept the series in 1984 and 1995 for a total of 3 series sweeps.

Dallas had 3 sweeps in the 1960's...1964, 1968, & 1969.
Dallas had 1 sweep in the 1970's...1970.
Dallas had 3 sweeps in the 1980's...1980, 1981, & 1985.
Dallas had 2 sweeps in the 1990's...1998 & 1999.
Dallas has 4 sweeps this decade...2000, 2001, 2003, 2004, and if we win Sunday, it is 5, with 3 more seasons in the decade to shoot for.

That's 13 with a chance at 14. Advantage Cowboys.



So, I'll acknowledge and congratulate you for the 2-0 record in the playoffs against us. The question is, can you acknowledge that in every other way, shape, and form, the Dallas Cowboys are the better franchise with more to crow about? Can you man up and do that? If you can the message below is not for you.



I've said it before, and I'll say it again, to any of the Commanders fans who want to come here and crow. Stand in our shadow and shiver from the cold.

Wow. Just wow. Hos, you mind if I copy and save this in a file for easy reference the next time a Commander troll saunters on by trying to stir up some ish?

One thing though, you said we've swept them 13 times with a chance at 14 coming up this Sunday. I read on DC.com in Josh Ellis' "Here are the Commanders..." the following: "A win Sunday would give the Cowboys their 15th season-sweep of the Commanders, including six in the last eight seasons". Just wondering if he got it wrong.

P.S. This has got to be THE single greatest ownership of one poster over another that I have ever been witness to on a message board, and I've seen some serious ownership before.

 

[Hostile]

Wow. Just wow. Hos, you mind if I copy and save this in a file for easy reference the next time a Commander troll saunters on by trying to stir up some ish?

One thing though, you said we've swept them 13 times with a chance at 14 coming up this Sunday. I read on DC.com in Josh Ellis' "Here are the Commanders..." the following: "A win Sunday would give the Cowboys their 15th season-sweep of the Commanders, including six in the last eight seasons". Just wondering if he got it wrong.

P.S. This has got to be THE single greatest ownership of one poster over another that I have ever been witness to on a message board, and I've seen some serious ownership before.

Correction made. Thank you. I missed 1977. Copy and save away.

 

[Shuttemdown41]

Correction made. Thank you. I missed 1977. Copy and save away.

Glad to be of service. It's a shame though that many members of the board probably won't even get to see the sheer brilliance of this post as it will probably be long gone off the front page by tomorrow morning and many posters who've previously browsed the thread won't bother checking it again.

This post deserves a thread of its own, with a fitting title announcing just how dominant our team has been over theirs these past 46 years.

It should be bookmarked and stickied to the top of The Zone forum twice a year, each Washington week so that our fans may be reminded of the greatness of our team and their fans have something to think about before opening their traps.

Brilliant. Simply brilliant. That's some serious dedication on your part to have compiled that. How long did it take? Whatever the time, it was WELL WORTH IT.

Go Cowboys!! Their season comes to a merciful end THIS Sunday!!

 

[Hostile]

Glad to be of service. It's a shame though that many members of the board probably won't even get to see the sheer brilliance of this post as it will probably be long gone off the front page by tomorrow morning and many posters who've previously browsed the thread won't bother checking it again.

This post deserves a thread of its own, with a fitting title announcing just how dominant our team has been over theirs these past 46 years.

It should be bookmarked and stickied to the top of The Zone forum twice a year, each Washington week so that our fans may be reminded of the greatness of our team and their fans have something to think about before opening their traps.

Brilliant. Simply brilliant. That's some serious dedication on your part to have compiled that. How long did it take? Whatever the time, it was WELL WORTH IT.

Go Cowboys!! Their season comes to a merciful end THIS Sunday!!

I'll consider making it a thread if it dies too fast a death. It took me about a half hour to compile from my notes and 10 minutes to write. I was a little wound up and anxious to get it posted. Thus the error.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

I'll consider making it a thread if it dies too fast a death. It took me about a half hour to compile from my notes and 10 minutes to write. I was a little wound up and anxious to get it posted. Thus the error.

It DEFINITELY should have its own thread. Great Job HOS!

 

[Cbz40]

That is the only thing about our series that you have a right to crow about. Head to head in the playoffs you are 2-0 against the Cowboys, both in NFC Championship games for the right to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl. Both also played in Washington, meaning we were the wildcard team, you the division champion, and favored to win. Still, Advantage Commanders. Congratulations. I stand here and give you credit for this fact.

<<<Me, acknowledging this feat.



In every other way your team's history compared to ours is inferior. Some of this you may know. Some of it you may not. Some you may need to know. None of it will make you happy. Most of this is purely for the entertainment of our fans.


Super Bowls played... advantage Cowboys, 8 to 5.

Super Bowls won...advantage Cowboys, 5 to 3.

Your team began in 1932 as the Boston Braves, they became the Washington Commanders in 1937.

Our team began in 1960.

That means that when we were an expansion franchise you had a 23 year head start, minimum. It is 28 years in reality. Your franchise has played in 39 post season games.

We've won 32 post season games, not played in 32, won 32. We've played in 54. 15 more post season games played in 28 fewer years.

Advantage, Cowboys.

Still think that 2-0 mark is a big feather in your cap?

It gets worse.



When the decade of the 1960's ended the head to head record was advantage Cowboys 11-6-2. We were 5-2-2 in Dallas, 6-4 at Washington.

When the decade of the 1970's ended the head to head record was advantage Cowboys 12-8. We were 8-2 at home, 4-6 at Washington. You also won our first playoff meeting in Washington in 1972.

The 80's was your decade right? I mean 2 of your 3 Super Bowl wins in that decade, and we got shut out.

Yet when the decade of the 1980's ended it was advantage Cowboys 11-8. we were 4-5 at home, but 7-3 in Washington. You did win our 2nd playoff matchup in Washington in 1982.

Not even in your dominant decade were you better.

You know the decade of the 1990's was ours right? Yep...

When the decade ended it was advantage Cowboys 12-8. We were 8-2 at home, 4-6 in Washington.

Now we get to the current decade, still in progress. From 2000 through the game this season it is advantage Cowboys 10-3. We are 6-1 at home and 4-2 in Washington. Unless you sweep the rest of the decade you'll be behind once again.



All time series record...advantage Cowboys 56-33-2. That's 23 games yazz. In other words to catch up you'd have to win this week and sweep us for the next 11 years. Just to pull even. It ain't gonna happen Sparky.

We are 31-12-2 at home. We are 25-21 in Washington, not counting your 2 playoff wins there. Counting them we still lead 25-23, in your house.

Advantage, Cowboys.


The Commanders fans that showed up last year love to talk about the series sweep in 2005. You also swept the series in 1984 and 1995 for a total of 3 series sweeps.

Dallas had 3 sweeps in the 1960's...1964, 1968, & 1969.
Dallas had 2 sweep in the 1970's...1970 & 1977.
Dallas had 3 sweeps in the 1980's...1980, 1981, & 1985.
Dallas had 2 sweeps in the 1990's...1998 & 1999.
Dallas has 4 sweeps this decade...2000, 2001, 2003, 2004, and if we win Sunday, it is 5, with 3 more seasons in the decade to shoot for.

That's 14 with a chance at 15. Advantage Cowboys.



So, I'll acknowledge and congratulate you for the 2-0 record in the playoffs against us. The question is, can you acknowledge that in every other way, shape, and form, the Dallas Cowboys are the better franchise with more to crow about? Can you man up and do that? If you can the message below is not for you.



I've said it before, and I'll say it again, to any of the Commanders fans who want to come here and crow. Stand in our shadow and shiver from the cold.

Game,set, match.........