The Conspiracy Theories of Romo and the Cowboys

[BrAinPaiNt]

Can it just stop? Please?

 

[The Quest for Six]

Third child on the way, didn't want to be away from the family in another city on another team for a full season........decided Friday through Sunday with CBS was a better deal where he could be home most of the week with his family and children....

 

[haleyrules]

In a fit of rage over the process dragging out, romo inadvertently discovered that he was a mutant and was approached by a bald headed man who claimed he had a special school for gifted students.

The man revealed atrocities happening around the world that every day humans aren't aware of. So to save humanity and mutants alike, romo has opted to become a boradcaster which will provide him a cover and plenty of time to battle the forces of evil.

He will now be know as RomonusPrime

lol. I need a drink!

 

[Tabascocat]

Watch today pass by and Jerry does not release Romo(as a June 1st).......the conspiracies will really run wild!

 

[EST_1986]

I think you didn't read my post. I made this AFTER news leaked of his retirement and him joining the broadcast booth.

yea posts with more than a good 15-20 words I tune out quick

 

[haleyrules]

Tony ran out of time. It happens to all players, sooner or later. The interest wasn't there.

 

[Trouty]

Dank memes!!!! CowboysZone needs more dank memes, Calico!!!

 

[Trouty]

yea posts with more than a good 15-20 words I tune out quick

Wut

15-20 words?

 

[CWR]

I absolutely love this. Romo has a special place in Cowboy history as far as I am concerned. He was one of the guttiest QBs Ive ever watched, always put his health second to the team. I am glad he is protecting himself for once. Go spend time with your family while you still can, Tony your magic will be missed.

Best of all screw you Houston and Denver! This is what you get for playing games. Texans enjoy the Savage era lol!!

 

[EST_1986]

Wut

15-20 words?

all these book long posts, I don't have time to read all that ****, I'm just going to throw my uneducated 2 cents in and hopefully get a couple likes and go on about my day

 

[Trouty]

all these book long posts, I don't have time to read all that ****, I'm just going to throw my uneducated 2 cents in and hopefully get a couple likes and go on about my day

Here's your like you filthy animal!

Btw, your post was more than 15-20 words

 

[GhostOfPelluer]

all these book long posts, I don't have time to read all that ****, I'm just going to throw my uneducated 2 cents in and hopefully get a couple likes and go on about my day

I was gonna slam you but damn if I don't respect a guy who knows what they want and can be honest with himself.

 

[Nightman]

Does this news mean the QB Zone is no more?

That might be CT #9

 

[JoeyBoy718]

I think we're overthinking it. He doesn't want to play for anyone other than Dallas. He's accepted the fact that his football days might be over. He loves the game and wants to stay around in some fashion. So he'll be a commentator and answer if ever Dallas calls.

 

[GhostOfPelluer]

I think we're overthinking it. He doesn't want to play for anyone other than Dallas. He's accepted the fact that his football days might be over. He loves the game and wants to stay around in some fashion. So he'll be a commentator and answer if ever Dallas calls.

I think this is the closest "theory" yet.

 

[LocimusPrime]

lol. I need a drink!

Gulp gulp gulp

 

[haleyrules]

I think we're overthinking it. He doesn't want to play for anyone other than Dallas. He's accepted the fact that his football days might be over. He loves the game and wants to stay around in some fashion. So he'll be a commentator and answer if ever Dallas calls.

Yep. Thats about it.

 

[haleyrules]

Gulp gulp gulp

Gulp gulp gulp +Gulp gulp gulp.

 

[GhostOfPelluer]

Gulp gulp gulp +Gulp gulp gulp.

I'll be celebrating the career of Tony Romo with a glass of scotch after work

 

[Reality]

Here's your like you filthy animal!

Btw, your post was more than 15-20 words

You read all of that?