Sticky: The official Dak sucks thread

[TheCoolFan]

Baker Mayfield's playoff resume is better than Dak's!

 

[big dog cowboy]

Any guesses how long this thread can stay on the front page?

 

[streetcredit]

Any guesses how long this thread can stay on the front page?

I'm gonna keep bumping this thread, it's like a bat signal

 

[Captain-Crash]

well, I hope the stupid MVP crap is never brought up again. The only thing he's MVP at is choking. He's a loser.

 

[Beast_from_East]

Dak's kryptonite is zone defense...............if your QB cant read zone by his 8th year in the league, thats a real problem.

I just cant see any way you pay this guy $50-$60 million a year but we all know Jerry is going to do it.

 

[diamonddelts]

M.V.B.

Most Valuable Bottomfeeder

 

[diamonddelts]

Dak's kryptonite is zone defense...............if your QB cant read zone by his 8th year in the league, thats a real problem.

I just cant see any way you pay this guy $50-$60 million a year but we all know Jerry is going to do it.

Yes sir.

 

[Captain-Crash]

we'd get the same results with a blind guy playing qb.
"We just have to get better players to carry the dak"

Love is laughing at dak and his worshipers.

 

[Cowboys5217]

Dak's kryptonite is zone defense...............if your QB cant read zone by his 8th year in the league, thats a real problem.

I just cant see any way you pay this guy $50-$60 million a year but we all know Jerry is going to do it.

This whole organization's kryptonite is playoff success. They prefer playoff humiliation. They either look like total clowns on the last play of the game like both 49ers games, or they just lay down and die like the Packers game. They can't even just lose like a normal team. No, it must maximize the fans' collective humiliation.

 

[Beast_from_East]

This whole organization's kryptonite is playoff success. They prefer playoff humiliation. They either look like total clowns on the last play of the game like both 49ers games, or they just lay down and die like the Packers game. They can't even just lose like a normal team. No, it must maximize the fans' collective humiliation.

Exactly...............honestly, I would have rather not made the playoffs than get boat raced by a 7 seed......................first time in NFL history a 7 seed won............embarrassing

 

[acr731]

I'm dying to know just how bad the results would be.

And that's exactly why the Dak apologists don't want the poll posted. Why was it OK to post the damn thing every time Dak beat up on a crappy team but they refuse to do it now?

 

[bottleKids]

And that's exactly why the Dak apologists don't want the poll posted. Why was it OK to post the damn thing every time Dak beat up on a crappy team but they refuse to do it now?

Are we legit not getting a poll?

 

[Tabascocat]

Are we legit not getting a poll?

It’s coming today or tomorrow.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Daks going to be extended so all posts are moot.

Why do you hate the cowboys so much?

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Feed up. someone call Zeke.

 

[Brax]

Daks going to be extended so all posts are moot.

Imagine getting rewarded for choking yet again at home against the worst team in the playoffs. 16 points till half way through the 4th quarter that’s your QB.

 

[Quickdraw]

You know what bugs me about all this is that when the Cowboys play zone defense, they get shredded (Detroit game comes to mind). So you would think the Cowboys would be able to do the same. Apparently not.

 

[kskboys]

Any guesses how long this thread can stay on the front page?

Hey, serious question. Where is the Dak approval thread?

 

[DanTanna]

Having your worst game of the season in the final game is getting tiresome. So so nany bad passes by Dak.

 

[SlammedZero]

Riddle me this: Can you amend a player's contract?

Since Dak has a no trade clause, Jerry can't trade him. Dak could be informed that the franchise wants to go into a different direction and are going to bench him, or, they can move him to a team looking for a starter if they changed the language in his contract. Dak may rather do that than be sitting. I have no idea if that is an option or not.

Of course this is all just a fun exercise. We all know he is going to be the starter next season.