The saddest thing you'll read this offseason

[Ranching]

Announcing your intentions is a good way to hear God laugh.

I laugh with God everyday, good or bad, and appreciate him very much...life is good.

 

[nate dizzle]

I laugh with God everyday, good or bad, and appreciate him very much...life is good.

Same here bud. Minus the other stuff. Life is good.

 

[ShiningStar]

The Hype Boys love this.

 

[shabazz]

I laugh with God everyday, good or bad, and appreciate him very much...life is good.

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

I keep clicking unsubscribe, but it isn't working.

 

[DallasEast]

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[Blast From The Past]

Jerry eyes tell a different tale, however.

 

[links18]

Jerry, have your liver enzymes checked and get back to us.

 

[Bullflop]

If Jerry takes care of his health like he takes care of his team, I'd be reluctant to bet on his extended longevity.

 

[RS12]

It is the saddest thing i read every off season.

 

[Diehardblues]

SOB probably gonna out live me.

It’s going to be really sad having to watch him into his 90’s running Cowboys Football.

 

[Tabascocat]

His liver is pickled by now, put it in a jar and it might last another 50 years

 

[Seven]

Will it make any of us bad people if we hope he's wrong?

Yes. But he sells hope. Why can't you?

 

[noshame]

Can I verify that with your liver?

 

[MS17]

Just a quick reminder, Jerry... "Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee." (John Donne)

 

[VaqueroTD]

I believe it. Never seen an 80+ year old man still having to provide so many paternity tests.

 

[America's Cowboy]

I had to make this it's own thread.

CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

 

[DandyDon52]

I had to make this it's own thread.

one word
Bionics !!
Jerry is having a body built right now and until that is ready, bionics for his body.

That means he could be around into the next century!
He may look like the Emperor in Star Wars in another 30 years. Then later Darth Vader.

 

[Creeper]

This is one decision Jerry has absolutely no say in. Not even Jerry can beat father time. Even if he lasts another 10 year, I promise you he won't have the stamina to do what he has done in the past.

But then again, Stephen is going to be worse so maybe it is better if Jerry does beat the clock.

 

[acr731]

Yes. But he sells hope. Why can't you?

Jerry sells hope? He sells a bunch of BS hoping people will keep forking over their money. He didn't get that rich selling hope. I wish for the day people finally stop falling for all his crap.