The saddest thing you'll read this offseason

[Pessimist_cowboy]

I had to make this it's own thread.

The only thing sadder is Stephen Jones is next in line, and far cheaper.

 

[KingCorcoran]

Yea, they'll get him stuffed and then have a Ouija board in the war room

That ‘s better than the Magic Eight Ball they use now.

 

[TwentyOne]

Soooo, what's "a long time"? Per US charts life expectancy for an 82 (soon to be) male is 6.77 years. Now certainly with Jerry's money he can buy the best medical care around, so he may very well go past the 6.77 years. Is 6.77 years a "long time"? I think not, personally. Though 6.77 years of continued futility for a Cowboys fan like me is an eternity!

But I would note the last words of (if memory serves) of queen Elizabeth I who, when informed by her doctors of her impending death, shook her fist in the air and said, "All my possessions for a moment of time". Which of course isn't how it works.

Go ahead, Jerry, be optimistic. But just know you can plan all you want, when your name is called to depart this earth, you have zero say in the matter...

He is talking about haunting Arlington places.

We wont get rid of his curse.

 

[PAPPYDOG]

I had to make this it's own thread.

In the year 2194, they unfreeze Jerry and the cry will be................ (after almost 200 years of no SB wins) IF JERRY CANT WIN US an SB NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

I had to make this it's own thread.

Why do you go around depressing people all the time?

 

[Sheepherder]

Why do you go around depressing people all the time?

Because he is better at that than anything he knows of.

 

[atlantacowboy]

It’s not hard to imagine at the dawn of conscious AI for Jerry to download himself into a computer and rule the cowboys forever.

 

[Fletch]

I had to make this it's own thread.

All in!

 

[tromofan]

Is this a threat of some kind?????

 

[Big_D]

We already knew this. 80 year old puts salt on his fast food breakfast sandwich and he'll out live all of us. lol This is a record breaker. I say another 30. Still running the show at 110.

 

[Whyjerry]

I had to make this it's own thread.

This surprises me because he looks like he will be dead rather soon.

 

[RonWashington]

“I’m gonna be around here a long time. We got a lot of years ahead of us.” - Jerry Jones

 

[Whyjerry]

It’s not hard to imagine at the dawn of conscious AI for Jerry to download himself into a computer and rule the cowboys forever.

Stephen has already been chipped.

 

[ArtClink]

Does it really matter? Nothing is going to improve when Stephen gets the full reigns

Indeed.

 

[zrinkill]

he looks like he will be dead rather soon.

 

[JoeKing]

Challenge accepted, Jerry. I doubt you can outlive me, old man!

 

[TWOK11]

It’s sad to see how far this site has fallen when openly cheering for the death of the owner is routinely tolerated.

 

[atlantacowboy]

It’s sad to see how far this site has fallen when openly cheering for the death of the owner is routinely tolerated.

Yes, we used to have lofty principles. Many would flock to the wisdom and moral guidance offered here. But sadly no longer ……..

 

[buybuydandavis]

Soooo, what's "a long time"? Per US charts life expectancy for an 82 (soon to be) male is 6.77 years. Now certainly with Jerry's money he can buy the best medical care around, so he may very well go past the 6.77 years. Is 6.77 years a "long time"? I think not, personally. Though 6.77 years of continued futility for a Cowboys fan like me is an eternity!

We're entering the Senile Al Davis Years of the story.

 

[Bagman]

I guess those transfusions are working. Jerry's feeling pretty confident