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bbgun;2634389 said:
Those corndog pizzas are diet killers.

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Altho tht looks gross as hell, I now have a taste for pizza.

I know not to ask you to buy me any, Mr. El Cheapo.
 

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WoodysGirl;2634470 said:
Altho tht looks gross as hell, I now have a taste for pizza.

I know not to ask you to buy me any, Mr. El Cheapo.

V-Day is coming. You'd best stay on my good side. :D
 

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bbgun;2634389 said:
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Can I have mine with a side of cream gravy?
 

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bbgun;2634389 said:
Those corndog pizzas are diet killers.

http://img518.*************/img518/9682/i2dw5nf19josf5ous90fwcxeq9.jpg

that looks so gross. :lmao:
 

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bbgun;2634542 said:
If so, you'll probably find it here.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
Some of these are hilarious. This one is one I would probably be addicted to.

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Hostile;2635352 said:
Some of these are hilarious. This one is one I would probably be addicted to.

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When the inevitable happens, would you like a priest or a member of law enforcement to break the news to your wife?
 

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Hostile;2635352 said:
Some of these are hilarious. This one is one I would probably be addicted to.

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I decided a long time ago that if I was ever given the "X-Number of days to live" news, that I would just go and order a bowl full of that stuff.
 

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http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20259156,00.html

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are more in love than ever – and are planning to spend a romantic Valentine’s Day a deux, a source tells PEOPLE.

"They're very much looking forward to spending Valentine's Day together," says the source close to Simpson. "[Tony] is the nicest guy. He adores her. They are so in love with each other."

Whatever their specific plans, the couple will be in Rochester, New York, for the romantic day where she is opening for Rascal Flatts.

On Thursday night, Simpson strutted onstage in a sexy black mini-dress at Madison Square Garden and dedicated "You’re My Sunday" to her Dallas Cowboys quarterback beau, who was in the audience with some friends and Simpson's parents.

"There is something about being in love, right?" Simpson told the audience. "It just makes you appreciate everyday, right?... That's kinda how I feel right now."

According to a source, Simpson waved at Romo before she started the song and he waved back. "He had the biggest grin," says the source. "Then, Tony was singing along to the words."

After Simpson sang her tune "Angels," Romo was equally enthusiastic. "He was like, 'She nailed it! Awesome!' " says the source.

During the show, Simpson, who is known for her self-deprecating humor, joked about previous wardrobe malfunctions she's had at Madison Square Garden. "I've had times when my pants split right down the middle," she told the audience. "That's why I'm wearing a skort – not a skirt, not a short – just so they wouldn't split."
 

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Valentine's couple

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Lunch date in New York City, Feb 13.

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They are such a cutie couple. Shame on those calling her fat. If people are considering her fat, I must then look like a hippopotamus to them.
 

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Gemini Dolly;2638994 said:
They are such a cutie couple. Shame on those calling her fat. If people are considering her fat, I must then look like a hippopotamus to them.

Don't be so hard on yourself. Brainpaint always says you're several biscuits shy of potbellied pig status.


:p: ;)
 

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http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20259334,00.html

Jessica Simpson was feeling the love on Valentine's Day – throwing out more than one "I love you" to NFL-player boyfriend Tony Romo during her Saturday night performance in Rochester, N.Y.

"I'm celebrating the life I’m living right now," the singer, flaunting muscular bare legs in a sexy black mini-dress, told the nearly full auditorium.

Introducing "You're My Sunday," a song she co-wrote for Romo, Simpson, 28, announced, "Somebody came into my life and made me see myself in the best mirror possible, so I wrote this song for her."

Simpson immediately caught her slip. "Ha! Can you imagine?" she said before then joking that she had penned the number for her dog, Daisy.

Looking toward Romo, she said, "Sorry, baby. This song's for you."

Before ending her set with "Do You Know," which she recorded with Dolly Parton, Simpson told the audience she wouldn't be onstage without the country legend's longtime support. Last week, Parton defended Simpson's curvy shape on Larry King Live.

"Do You Know" drew her right back to talking about her beau. "This song makes me want to suck face. I love kissing," said Simpson, "with the right lips, of course."
 

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I feel so bad for romo.

He has to listen to rascal flatts and jessica simpson sing, live in person and on repeated nights.

His ears must be bleeding.
 

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Hope they had a great Lovers Day. I bet Jessica sounds like an angel to Tony. Thats love.
 
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