The Zeke Hysteria

Rockport · Jul 31, 2019

The consternation, hang wringing, overreaction, the sky is falling, panties getting tied up in a wad or whatever you want to call it is quite an endorsement in today’s society. “I want it now”, “Give me it now”. I’m not a psychologist so have no idea what’s going on, but it’s frightening for an ole fart like me. Just relax, pull the panties out and have a little patience. Zeke is going to be on the opening day roster. Bank on it. Let’s talk football. Training camp is in full swing and practices are in pads. You know, FOOTBALL. Sunday is the Blue/White scrimmage and a week from Saturday is the first preseason game. Come on man.......

Aerolithe_Lion · Jul 31, 2019

Rockport said:
The consternation, hang wringing, overreaction, the sky is falling, panties getting tied up in a wad or whatever you want to call it is quite an endorsement in today’s society. “I want it now”, “Give me it now”. I’m not a psychologist so have no idea what’s going on, but it’s frightening for an ole fart like me. Just relax, pull the panties out and have a little patience. Zeke is going to be on the opening day roster. Bank on it. Let’s talk football. Training camp is in full swing and practices are in pads. You know, FOOTBALL. Sunday is the Blue/White scrimmage and a week from Saturday is the first preseason game. Come on man.......

That is wishful thinking. Doesn't sound like Jerry will cave, and nothing would help Zeke's case more than an opening weekend loss to the Giants while Zeke is still in Cabo. If he's seriosu about holding out, missing a couple days of training camp won't accomplish anything. THAT is what will make his point.

Corso · Jul 31, 2019

Rockport said:
The consternation, hang wringing, overreaction, the sky is falling, panties getting tied up in a wad or whatever you want to call it is quite an endorsement in today’s society. “I want it now”, “Give me it now”. I’m not a psychologist so have no idea what’s going on, but it’s frightening for an ole fart like me. Just relax, pull the panties out and have a little patience. Zeke is going to be on the opening day roster. Bank on it. Let’s talk football. Training camp is in full swing and practices are in pads. You know, FOOTBALL. Sunday is the Blue/White scrimmage and a week from Saturday is the first preseason game. Come on man.......

It's all fun and games to us.
To them it's business.
No need to sweat, unless you attach your ego, or money.
Especially money.
This will play out and then we'll go on to attacking...
Well, there's always someone to attack, yes?

Rockport · Jul 31, 2019

Aerolithe_Lion said:
That is wishful thinking. Doesn't sound like Jerry will cave, and nothing would help Zeke's case more than an opening weekend loss to the Giants while Zeke is still in Cabo. If he's seriosu about holding out, missing a couple days of training camp won't accomplish anything. THAT is what will make his point.

It has nothing to do about “caving”. Zeke’s not going to hold out past August 6th or he loses a year of free agency years. They may not come to terms by then, but Zeke will show up by then and a contract will get done.

CWR · Jul 31, 2019

Zeke is the most interesting thing going on right now, unfortunately...

Soon, with a little luck our focus will be on camp and preseason games.

Rockport · Jul 31, 2019

Corso said:
It's all fun and games to us.
To them it's business.
No need to sweat, unless you attach your ego, or money.
Especially money.
This will play out and then we'll go on to attacking...
Well, there's always someone to attack, yes?

Seems to be the fact unfortunately.

Ranching · Jul 31, 2019

Rockport said:
The consternation, hang wringing, overreaction, the sky is falling, panties getting tied up in a wad or whatever you want to call it is quite an endorsement in today’s society. “I want it now”, “Give me it now”. I’m not a psychologist so have no idea what’s going on, but it’s frightening for an ole fart like me. Just relax, pull the panties out and have a little patience. Zeke is going to be on the opening day roster. Bank on it. Let’s talk football. Training camp is in full swing and practices are in pads. You know, FOOTBALL. Sunday is the Blue/White scrimmage and a week from Saturday is the first preseason game. Come on man.......

C'mon Man!!

Rockport · Jul 31, 2019

CowboysWillRise said:
Zeke is the most interesting thing going on right now, unfortunately...

Soon, with a little luck our focus will be on camp and preseason games.

No, Zeke isn’t the most interesting thing going on if you’re a football fan. Training camp is in full swing with, oh **** I give up.

QuincyCarterEra · Jul 31, 2019

Aerolithe_Lion said:
That is wishful thinking. Doesn't sound like Jerry will cave, and nothing would help Zeke's case more than an opening weekend loss to the Giants while Zeke is still in Cabo. If he's seriosu about holding out, missing a couple days of training camp won't accomplish anything. THAT is what will make his point.

And when we beat them by 25 without Zeke, what does that sound like? Eagles by 30?

Corso · Jul 31, 2019

Rockport said:
Seems to be the fact unfortunately.

Or fortunately!

We don't want the world to be full of Zambizzles!

that's boring.

Aerolithe_Lion · Jul 31, 2019

Rockport said:
It has nothing to do about “caving”. Zeke’s not going to hold out past August 6th or he loses a year of free agency years. They may not come to terms by then, but Zeke will show up by then and a contract will get done.

He doesn't lose anything by holding out past august 6th. he's definitely not coming back before then. Week 1 is a different matter.

ShortRound · Jul 31, 2019

Rockport said:
The consternation, hang wringing, overreaction, the sky is falling, panties getting tied up in a wad or whatever you want to call it is quite an endorsement in today’s society. “I want it now”, “Give me it now”. I’m not a psychologist so have no idea what’s going on, but it’s frightening for an ole fart like me. Just relax, pull the panties out and have a little patience. Zeke is going to be on the opening day roster. Bank on it. Let’s talk football. Training camp is in full swing and practices are in pads. You know, FOOTBALL. Sunday is the Blue/White scrimmage and a week from Saturday is the first preseason game. Come on man.......

I find it odd you mentioned panties twice in your post.

Rockport · Jul 31, 2019

Aerolithe_Lion said:
He doesn't lose anything by holding out past august 6th. he's definitely not coming back before then. Week 1 is a different matter.

He loses a year of free agency eligibility.

Avery · Jul 31, 2019

I'm thinking it's time to simply have one Zeke mothership thread.

Corso · Jul 31, 2019

ShortRound131 said:
I find it odd you mentioned panties twice in your post.

True... Only one more mention and things would have been A-Okay!

Rockport · Jul 31, 2019

ShortRound131 said:
I find it odd you mentioned panties twice in your post.

I refuse to say anything other than I love and respect women.

Aerolithe_Lion · Jul 31, 2019

QuincyCarterEra said:
And when we beat them by 25 without Zeke, what does that sound like? Eagles by 30?

Last time you played, you beat him 36-35 with Zeke. Before that 20-13 in the other 2018 matchup. 1 score games. Zeke isn't worth 1 possession?

Oz-of-Cowboy-Country · Jul 31, 2019

I have a feeling Zeke won't be back until after week 11. Just to shorten his unguaranteed season.

Aerolithe_Lion · Jul 31, 2019

Rockport said:
He loses a year of free agency eligibility.

He needs 4 years, and he has a 5 year deal. It's an irrelevant point

Fletch · Jul 31, 2019

Corso said:
It's all fun and games to us.
To them it's business.
No need to sweat, unless you attach your ego, or money.
Especially money.
This will play out and then we'll go on to attacking...
Well, there's always someone to attack, yes?

Floaty?

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