Things I learned as a pizza delivery guy

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I think that they should do away with the tip concept for pizza deliveries. It should be a flat $10 delivery fee with all of it going to the delivery driver. If people are too lazy to go get their pizza themselves, they should be willing to pay the delivery driver a fee that covers their wages for their time, their gas costs and the depreciation of their vehicle. An exception can be made for disabled people of course.

I wish all the delivery services would make a flat fee that covers the driver, I hate having to guess how much they get paid and wonder if I should tip or not and when I do, did I tip enough? I use Caviar, Favor and Ubereats WAY too much

Side Story: I grew up with this crazy guy that was like 6-2, 240 by the 8th grade, strong as an ox with a mean streak but usually pretty fun loving with random, nut bar outbursts. Like when he would order pizza and have it delivered to a house up the street and then hide in the bushes. When the driver showed up, he'd jump out of the bushes, pile drive the guy into the ground while tackling him, take the pizza and all his money.

I always laughed at the thought of what those drivers faces looked like as he came charging toward them, crazy sombich!

Not surprisingly, I heard he spent time in prison for something years after we graduated
 

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I'm sure he meant buttholes but since we are on the subject of Athletes being poor tippers..... Anyone remember the .20 cent tip by Lesean McCoy?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...o-call-out-lesean-mccoy-for-bad-tip-backfires

There is other sites that shames alot of athletes.....

http://www.sportsonearth.com/articl...g-scottie-pippen-david-beckham-michael-jordan

https://www.thesportster.com/entertainment/top-10-worst-tippers-in-sports/

Read some of these before, 10$ on a 800.00 bill, really?
When I read these I always think of the scene in Casino where they spit in the sandwich.
 

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Anyhow there are more facets of delivering pizza than just poor tippers.....

Just tonight I was delivering to a trailer park and the guy answered the door in his undies.... Now I can care less he is a fan of Fruit of the Loom or the fact it looked like he never manscaped in his life.... Sorry it was far too obvious to leave out.... But to answer a door with yellow stains in the front of your whitey tighties with the eye watering stench of BO that escaped while opening the door, it was hard to look this man in the eye and start a conversation for repeat business..... Now being in this industry for over 25 years teaches you to not trust all stereotypes, not only was this dead on, but hurtful as well..... I drove 7.3 miles one way through busy rural streets going 25-30 mph. Traffic lights and stop signs everywhere. Basically 25 minutes one way to get to this place I have never been before and hope not be back again. After getting out of town, I found this road to nowhere that he happened to live on..... I felt like that lost soul in the movie Deliverance.... lol

Anyhow after the strange encounter, I was practically running back to my car when I noticed not only did he not tip at all, but was $3 short on the bill.... I had to knock on the door again to explain the situation while he has chowing down a slice, and he said that is all he had.... To sue him for the rest and slammed the door in my face.... Needless to say I did not tell the manager since I did give him the food before verifying the payment.... Chalk that up to lesson learned.....

At least I can say I left there with my life and my pride is still somewhat intact.... I might have heard banjos and maybe a little incest going on a few trailers down, but I made it out unscathed..... LOL
 
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1. If you have been in the hospitality business for a few years or many such as I, do not think tips work the same way as a bartender or food server..... People use some other kind of algorithm with figuring out how to tip a driver according.

2. Only do such if you have a cheap secondary means of transportation like an old beater... Depending on where you live, this may or may not be something that is needed, but an AWD is useful for crappy weather. Regardless of weather you are still looking for great gas mileage.... If you live in the northern states please look for an older Subaru, CRX, Rav4, etc.... Anything that can do decent gas mileage and be AWD.....

3. For God's sake do not use your primary vehicle. It is even worse if it is new... The mileage alone will devalue your vehicle to the point of insanity, and if you are honest with your insurance company, it will make your insurance insanely expensive.....

4. The worse the weather the better the tip.... This is true on average, but please do not get POed when some butthole decides to tip $1 or $3 for that matter, to come out to the sticks to delivery food they would not get themselves even with their 4X4..... It will happen...... In fact happened to me 3 times tonight..... Jerks.....

5. If this is the business for you, find a pizza delivery service that puts a premium on how far out you travel..... Where I work we have a 8 mile radius.... Personally I would like this smaller, but being I can take up to 4 deliveries at a time, I will not complain. The reason to bring this up is 8 miles could take up to 20 minutes one way depending on traffic and location. 40 minutes kills your tips when it is the only delivery going that direction....

6. Getting paid $5 an hour is actually a luxury where I work, but there is zero payment for gas or mileage, and the rest of your income is made by tips or part of the delivery fee..... With that in mind the more deliveries, the better per run.... If you work at a slow restaurant, unless you are new to this, please find a faster paced location to make your money.....

7. The tip average, at least around the DC area is $5 per delivery. Mind you that is including the $2 delivery charge they do at most places.... $1 is used to pay your hourly which you eventually see when you get paid. The other $1 is given to you at the end of the night per delivery, to help make up for the gas usage or piss poor tipping some do.....Either way, that tip averages out to $5 a delivery with the $1 delivery fee included.....

8. By all means, get the tip average out of your head until the end of the night. Frustration shows, and will eat away at you if you let it..... People read body language and will see you are having a poor night as you do not want their business. This will hurt your tip average even more. Fake that smile and be a cheerleader of sorts for the one minute it takes to be at their door.....

9. Lastly, learn your routes..... While having many drivers kills the idea of cherry picking the good ones, know your clientele. While first come, first serve is the correct idea, if first come is a stiff or leaves a buck while the second delivery is known to give the average or better, look to better take care of those that take care of you.... While this is our main thought as delivery drivers, also remember the more deliveries, the more money. So first look at how many deliveries are in hand for your run, figure the best path to hit them the quickest, then decide if going out of order would benefit you if it happens.... If you can deliver 3 deliveries in 30 minutes but the newest is closest, then the oldest, then the middle one, do so. The extra minute it takes to deliver the newest should not upset the oldest unless it is already getting late as it is..... Remember as a driver the oldest delivery decides the route you are taking, rather North, South, East, or West....

Hope this helps..... Eventually I will start the complaints and grievances portion of this.....
What bothers me is that food delivery guys get tipped regularly.
When I delivered furniture, tips weren't nearly as common as you'd expect. We'd be there for an hour, bringing a 600 pound roll top desk up to the fourth floor, going well beyond the call of duty, and once we were done, the customer would tell us what a fantastic job we did, and maybe offer us a glass of water.....$8 an hour.
 

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What bothers me is that food delivery guys get tipped regularly.
When I delivered furniture, tips weren't nearly as common as you'd expect. We'd be there for an hour, bringing a 600 pound roll top desk up to the fourth floor, going well beyond the call of duty, and once we were done, the customer would tell us what a fantastic job we did, and maybe offer us a glass of water.....$8 an hour.

Ouch my friend..... That is a rough job for the hourly..... The last time we moved, I tipped $300 and bought 4 pizzas (times 2) for lunch.... Sadly the crew was 6 guys and $300 split 6 ways does not say alot, but that is what I had after paying $5,600 to move 26 miles..... Grant it, it was 3000 square foot home we were moving out of, so it took 1 day to pack and 1 day to move with 2 full size trucks....

Looking back, I guess I was rather cheap too..... Not that I was trying to be, just they figure out the labor, the time it takes, and the moving costs.... Sounded like they were paid far better for 16 hours of work.... Even if the company got half of it, that still leaves 6 guys getting paid over $29.19 an hour for 16 hours.... Maybe I was mistaken on the hourly of moving companies....
 
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Ouch my friend..... That is a rough job for the hourly..... The last time we moved, I tipped $300 and bought 4 pizzas (times 2) for lunch.... Sadly the crew was 6 guys and $300 split 6 ways does not say alot, but that is what I had after paying $5,600 to move 26 miles..... Grant it, it was 3000 square foot home we were moving out of, so it took 1 day to pack and 1 day to move with 2 full size trucks....

Looking back, I guess I was rather cheap too..... Not that I was trying to be, just they figure out the labor, the time it takes, and the moving costs.... Sounded like they were paid far better for 16 hours of work.... Even if the company got half of it, that still leaves 6 guys getting paid over $29.19 an hour for 16 hours.... Maybe I was mistaken on the hourly of moving companies....
I really don't know what movers get. I delivered new furniture for J.C.Penney.
 

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Anyhow there are more facets of delivering pizza than just poor tippers.....

Just tonight I was delivering to a trailer park and the guy answered the door in his undies.... Now I can care less he is a fan of Fruit of the Loom or the fact it looked like he never manscaped in his life.... Sorry it was far too obvious to leave out.... But to answer a door with yellow stains in the front of your whitey tighties with the eye watering stench of BO that escaped while opening the door, it was hard to look this man in the eye and start a conversation for repeat business..... Now being in this industry for over 25 years teaches you to not trust all stereotypes, not only was this dead on, but hurtful as well..... I drove 7.3 miles one way through busy rural streets going 25-30 mph. Traffic lights and stop signs everywhere. Basically 25 minutes one way to get to this place I have never been before and hope not be back again. After getting out of town, I found this road to nowhere that he happened to live on..... I felt like that lost soul in the movie Deliverance.... lol

Anyhow after the strange encounter, I was practically running back to my car when I noticed not only did he not tip at all, but was $3 short on the bill.... I had to knock on the door again to explain the situation while he has chowing down a slice, and he said that is all he had.... To sue him for the rest and slammed the door in my face.... Needless to say I did not tell the manager since I did give him the food before verifying the payment.... Chalk that up to lesson learned.....

At least I can say I left there with my life and my pride is still somewhat intact.... I might have heard banjos and maybe a little incest going on a few trailers down, but I made it out unscathed..... LOL

I've had the guy in his tighty whities experience too. Pretty gross. He also had a had a hole in his front window that he said was because the Germans threw a grenade at him. I don't know if he was acting or just crazy but I didn't stick around to find out.

It's never a hot woman in Victoria's Secret.
 

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*another to add,- Cute pretty girls try to get out of paying for the pizza.
When I used to deliver back in the day, I could tell who was/wasn't going to tip me based on how fidgety and nervous they acted during the exchange. People who knew they were going to do a terrible job at tipping typically try to move real fast through the exchange process.
 

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When I used to deliver back in the day, I could tell who was/wasn't going to tip me based on how fidgety and nervous they acted during the exchange. People who knew they were going to do a terrible job at tipping typically try to move real fast through the exchange process.
Bad tippers are the worst......... I would always ask how much they wanted back instead giving them their change and hoping they tipped well......math was really a problem for a lot of people

The worst are the little kids that try to steal the tip for themselves.....Happened all the time
 

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Anyhow there are more facets of delivering pizza than just poor tippers.....

Just tonight I was delivering to a trailer park and the guy answered the door in his undies.... Now I can care less he is a fan of Fruit of the Loom or the fact it looked like he never manscaped in his life.... Sorry it was far too obvious to leave out.... But to answer a door with yellow stains in the front of your whitey tighties with the eye watering stench of BO that escaped while opening the door, it was hard to look this man in the eye and start a conversation for repeat business..... Now being in this industry for over 25 years teaches you to not trust all stereotypes, not only was this dead on, but hurtful as well..... I drove 7.3 miles one way through busy rural streets going 25-30 mph. Traffic lights and stop signs everywhere. Basically 25 minutes one way to get to this place I have never been before and hope not be back again. After getting out of town, I found this road to nowhere that he happened to live on..... I felt like that lost soul in the movie Deliverance.... lol

Anyhow after the strange encounter, I was practically running back to my car when I noticed not only did he not tip at all, but was $3 short on the bill.... I had to knock on the door again to explain the situation while he has chowing down a slice, and he said that is all he had.... To sue him for the rest and slammed the door in my face.... Needless to say I did not tell the manager since I did give him the food before verifying the payment.... Chalk that up to lesson learned.....

At least I can say I left there with my life and my pride is still somewhat intact.... I might have heard banjos and maybe a little incest going on a few trailers down, but I made it out unscathed..... LOL

Sounds like someone needs to go on the "no deliver" list.
 

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I've had the guy in his tighty whities experience too. Pretty gross. He also had a had a hole in his front window that he said was because the Germans threw a grenade at him. I don't know if he was acting or just crazy but I didn't stick around to find out.

It's never a hot woman in Victoria's Secret.

Ain't that the truth..... There is this one rather hefty woman who all the drivers know her as "The Clapper" since she normally answers the door in a wife beater with no bra..... When she reaches down to get hold the dog from swarming you, you'll hear a smacking sound from the hefty bosoms colliding.... We all laugh when someone says I got The Clapper tonight..... LOL

I did not do it

Unlikely Alibi......

When I used to deliver back in the day, I could tell who was/wasn't going to tip me based on how fidgety and nervous they acted during the exchange. People who knew they were going to do a terrible job at tipping typically try to move real fast through the exchange process.

That would explain many teenagers.... giving you a wad of cash and saying keep the change and running inside before you have a chance to verify the total given. Normally the tip is the leftover change to the next dollar.
 

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Anyhow there are more facets of delivering pizza than just poor tippers.....

Just tonight I was delivering to a trailer park and the guy answered the door in his undies.... Now I can care less he is a fan of Fruit of the Loom or the fact it looked like he never manscaped in his life.... Sorry it was far too obvious to leave out.... But to answer a door with yellow stains in the front of your whitey tighties with the eye watering stench of BO that escaped while opening the door, it was hard to look this man in the eye and start a conversation for repeat business..... Now being in this industry for over 25 years teaches you to not trust all stereotypes, not only was this dead on, but hurtful as well..... I drove 7.3 miles one way through busy rural streets going 25-30 mph. Traffic lights and stop signs everywhere. Basically 25 minutes one way to get to this place I have never been before and hope not be back again. After getting out of town, I found this road to nowhere that he happened to live on..... I felt like that lost soul in the movie Deliverance.... lol

Anyhow after the strange encounter, I was practically running back to my car when I noticed not only did he not tip at all, but was $3 short on the bill.... I had to knock on the door again to explain the situation while he has chowing down a slice, and he said that is all he had.... To sue him for the rest and slammed the door in my face.... Needless to say I did not tell the manager since I did give him the food before verifying the payment.... Chalk that up to lesson learned.....

At least I can say I left there with my life and my pride is still somewhat intact.... I might have heard banjos and maybe a little incest going on a few trailers down, but I made it out unscathed..... LOL

If you drove 7 miles one way you must have a huge deliver area. Ours is much smaller, about 2 miles to the east, 4 miles to the south, 1.5 miles to the west and 3 miles to the north. I know that sounds weird but there are a few areas{especially} east we will not send a driver not in the daytime or not.
 

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If you drove 7 miles one way you must have a huge deliver area. Ours is much smaller, about 2 miles to the east, 4 miles to the south, 1.5 miles to the west and 3 miles to the north. I know that sounds weird but there are a few areas{especially} east we will not send a driver not in the daytime or not.

Actually that makes perfect sense. I really wish we were more like 3-4 miles radius instead of 8 miles but seeing we can take up to 4 deliveries at a time, I find it beneficial compared to places like Domino's that hires like 12 drivers to handle a night and only taking one delivery at a time in rotation. It's true we are slower than Domino's but the drivers make more seeing we can take on more deliveries in less runs.....
 
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