Things I've learned recently

[CPanther95]

If you travel on business, never EVER try a new sex position with the wife on your first night home off the road.

BELIEVE me!

Every time I think I'm trying a new position, I realize it's the same thing I had done 20 years ago, it's just more challenging and hurts more.

I'm at the point now that I get my variety in the type of sandwich she makes for me afterwards.

 

[northerncowboynation]

Speaking of two sides, I found your avatar:

Waving monkey and Judge Judy?

 

[CPanther95]

What I learned last weekend is that if you're a Netflix Customer Service rep, you never ask my father if he has a "smart TV". He'll think you're being a smartazz and he'll ask to speak with your commanding officer.

 

[Corso]

I learned fancy sports cars look better in the city than on rough dirt roads.

Wanting a shiny new toy is usually better than having it. My barn is full of those that haven't been used in years.

Doing things the old way ain't nearly as rewarding as it sounds.

Notes to self almost always get lost.

I ain't as young as I used to be. My mind gets it but my heart ain't quite latched onto the premise.

Beautiful post. Take this one to heart Zoners.

 

[dallasdave]

Beautiful post. Take this one to heart Zoners.

Wise words and Corso is a wise man

 

[waving monkey]

Speaking of two sides, I found your avatar:

I have great respect for RBG

 

[northerncowboynation]

What I learned last weekend is that if you're a Netflix Customer Service rep, you never ask my father if he has a "smart TV". He'll think you're being a smartazz and he'll ask to speak with your commanding officer.

 

[Corso]

I have great respect for RBG

She's deserving of all praise.

 

[cowboy_ron]

If you travel on business, never EVER try a new sex position with the wife on your first night home off the road.

BELIEVE me!

Rut Ro

 

[northerncowboynation]

Wise words and Corso is a wise man

There are a bunch of really funny guys on here. Corso is a funny dude, beats Roseanne all to ****. Roseanne is the Cowboys version of dirving

 

[Corso]

If you travel on business, never EVER try a new sex position with the wife on your first night home off the road.

BELIEVE me!

You should have known better... wait at least a week. Maybe a month. Maybe 6 months...

 

[dallasdave]

There are a bunch of really funny guys on here. Corso is a funny dude, beats Roseanne all to ****

Like that scene out of Goodfellas--Your a Funny Guy Corso is the BEST

 

[Corso]

There are a bunch of really funny guys on here. Corso is a funny dude, beats Roseanne all to ****

I would never beat Roseanne! She's a big woman...

 

[dallasdave]

You should have known better... wait at least a week. Maybe a month. Maybe 6 months...

Say I saw this in Debbie Does Dallas

 

[Corso]

Like that scene out of Goodfellas--Your a Funny Guy Corso is the BEST

I have caused people to want to beat the mutha sucking zing out of my kool aid...
More than once.

I remember this one time at a BBQ...

 

[northerncowboynation]

I would never beat Roseanne! She's a big woman...

She's gettin smaller. Must be all the crap that spews out of her face

 

[dallasdave]

I have caused people to want to beat the mutha sucking zing out of my kool aid...
More than once.

I remember this one time at a BBQ...

Was that like one time at band camp with the flute ??

 

[Corso]

She's gettin smaller. Must be all the crap that spews out of her face

Binge and purge is real...

 

[northerncowboynation]

I have caused people to want to beat the mutha sucking zing out of my kool aid...
More than once.

I remember this one time at a BBQ...

and this one time at band camp i stuck a flute in my...

 

[Corso]

Was that like one time at band camp with the flute ??

Yeah... but without the flute so there were less smiles all around.
Flutes are important, I came to understand...