Things Not to Say to a Cop or a Judge

[nobody]

what if i just accidentally drop this 1000.00 and you discovered it when i drove off. We cool?

Some might actually go for that.

 

[timb2]

 

[Mountaineerfan]

Most I've done was 30 days for a guy peeing on my door.

 

[Ranched]

"I got my rights I pay your salary"​

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Well, I'd have bet hard American money that I would have clicked this thread open and found somebody with the old stand by:

Hold My Beer...........
Go figure.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

"I got my rights I pay your salary"​

I'm thinking he stole that scissors lift. Because anyone that has been on one of those things knows there are override controls on the bottom.