Why would assistants come to work for Parcells?
Quick quiz:
How many current HCs, pro & college, worked under that bastid Parcells?
I can count Belichick, Weiss, Crennel, Saban, Mangini, Groh, Payton, not to mention "hot" assistants like Henning & Carthon (who will probably be a HC in a few years). Hey--ESPN was creaming their panties the other day about 7 ACs off the Belichick tree, all of them now HCs. Interestingly, every one of them had also been ACs under Parcells (altho ESPN conveniently forgot to mention that in their daily blow-fest of the Patriots & how wonderful they are).
Now, how many of Gibbs' proteges have gone on to be successful HCs?
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Bueller, Bueller, anyone, anyone?
I love the way people b**** about Parcells being a tyrant. Apparently every other coach in the NFL is a sweet lovable huggy-bear, who passes out candy & ice cream to his assistants & every day is a party & they sing "Good Morning Sunshine" to start the day. Yup, that evil bastid' Parcells.
Funny thing: Belichick refuses to allow his assistants to speak to the press, Saban was called the Nick-tator from day one of taking over the Dolphins (& refuses to allow his assistants to talk to the press), Gruden doesn't strike me a real easy-going guy (I'm guessing that someone who brags about coming in to work by 3am probably expects much the same from his assistants), Billick--'nuff said, there was a program about Holmgren where his former assistants talked about what a hard-a** he was to work for, etc.
Really--people are getting worked up about assistant coaches the way they get worked up over "big-name" FAs. Remember the melt-down a couple of years ago when Danny-Boy was signing all sorts of "name" FAs? Now everyone's all in a lather about "hot" ACs being signed or not signed. Chill. A great AC isn't going to assure a team of anything, anymore than a great FA is. (Exhibits A & B: TO & Randy Moss. Remember last spring, when all the "experts" were just positive that Moss catching passes from Kerry Collins with the Raiders would be unstoppable? Hey, we should have just written them a ticket to the AFC Championship game because they were absolutely going to steamroll their division? Randy Galloway even wrote a column about what a great QB Collins was & what a mistake the Boys made by not signing him--compared him to Delhomme. Well, I'm thinking Norv Turner, as he trucks his belongings over to the 49ers, might want to tell you there's no such thing as a "sure" thing. Or Coach Joe--& why hasn't anyone suggested that we get him back here for special teams?)