GimmeTheBall!
Junior College Transfer
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This conclusion was reached by careful observation of personnel, exhibition games and the proclivities of the coaches. Too, me mum and her mah jong friend posed an interesting question to me:
The Cowboys can't cover Cam Newton. It can't contain him. So how, sonny boy, can the Cowboys have a channel?
And it came to me.
Blokes, the MOST CONSERVATIVE GAME PLAN in recent mamary !!!
Yes, that's right! No saggy defenses. No chasing after Cam as he lactates throw after throw and chews up our foolish secondary!
Zeke off right guard! Rod Smith smashes off left tackle! Olawale pounds the line!!!!
And, guess what? OLAWALE ALSO CAN PLAY TAILBACK!
Thus, 80 yards TOTAL passing yards from our JV passing team. (Dinky passes to keep their secondary "honest."
190 rushing yards from our ace RBs!!!
Run the ball and keep Cam rusty!
And anybody who thinks these three won't move the chains --- big time --- is daft!
Our D? Not ready for prime time, though our DEs can pressure and keep Cam away from the sidelines.
This is our game plan FOR OUR FIRST GAME!
So low are our expectations of our D and especially our secondary, mates.
Holla and brings me a dollah!
I am so excited!!!!!!
The Cowboys can't cover Cam Newton. It can't contain him. So how, sonny boy, can the Cowboys have a channel?
And it came to me.
Blokes, the MOST CONSERVATIVE GAME PLAN in recent mamary !!!
Yes, that's right! No saggy defenses. No chasing after Cam as he lactates throw after throw and chews up our foolish secondary!
Zeke off right guard! Rod Smith smashes off left tackle! Olawale pounds the line!!!!
And, guess what? OLAWALE ALSO CAN PLAY TAILBACK!
Thus, 80 yards TOTAL passing yards from our JV passing team. (Dinky passes to keep their secondary "honest."
190 rushing yards from our ace RBs!!!
Run the ball and keep Cam rusty!
And anybody who thinks these three won't move the chains --- big time --- is daft!
Our D? Not ready for prime time, though our DEs can pressure and keep Cam away from the sidelines.
This is our game plan FOR OUR FIRST GAME!
So low are our expectations of our D and especially our secondary, mates.
Holla and brings me a dollah!
I am so excited!!!!!!
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