This I believe about Sunday's Carolina game

[Pants]

I got nothin’...

As I shook my head and read all of the posts, i then thought the same thing as you

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Psychotic I think would be closer.

No her name Is Madam Metroplex Psychic, Seer of All.
When she axed for me and mum's VISA number, mum blurted out "Don't you know?" I think that tinted her wary, psychic assessment of me team.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I believe you been hitting the bottle a bit too much.

Not anymore than you and your mum.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Cam isn't elite... Very inconsistent.

Thanks, Zero. But our D, trust me, will make him look elite.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

You are nothing if not persistent, I’ll give you that.

But a hell of a cook Ranching is, I hear.

 

[jazzcat22]

Not anymore than you and your mum.

I don’t drink. But maybe I’ll start after this season.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I don’t drink. But maybe I’ll start after this season.

It will be great! 9-7 and a wild card!!!!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

As I shook my head and read all of the posts, i then thought the same thing as you

Then you just wasted your valuable time, didn't you genius?
... ... ...
5 mins. Later:
(me mum just slapped the top of me head. I think she likes you.
But I still meant it.)

 

[ESisback]

Sorry.
Our O is good. Could be very good.
Our D really blows.
PM me after the game with contriteness.

While I agree that the offense could be good, where do you get “our D really blows?”

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

While I agree that the offense could be good, where do you get “our D really blows?”

Don't hurt me ES!!!
Blows assignments?

Look, me ES, our defense is a big question mark.
Its newness and its youth don't make it better. But, we can discuss after it happens before your eyes.

 

[ESisback]

Don't hurt me ES!!!
Blows assignments?

Look, me ES, our defense is a big question mark.
Its newness and its youth don't make it better. But, we can discuss after it happens before your eyes.

Is English a second language? Why do they blow? They have what appears to be a very talented front 7, and Richard coaching up Awuzie, Jones, Woods and Lewis in the secondary. Most reasonable fans see an improved defense. Be specific, what weaknesses make them “blow”?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Is English a second language? Why do they blow? They have what appears to be a very talented front 7, and Richard coaching up Awuzie, Jones, Woods and Lewis in the secondary. Most reasonable fans see an improved defense. Be specific, what weaknesses make them “blow”?

Corners
Safeties
Interior D
Troubled/Untested DEs
Oh, the usual meltdown kind of thing.
Thank goodness, demanding oaf, we have a great QB, RB and acrobatic TE.
I hope you are right about our defense, but you will see.
Cowboys 30 Carolina 28.

 

[aria]

This conclusion was reached by careful observation of personnel, exhibition games and the proclivities of the coaches. Too, me mum and her mah jong friend posed an interesting question to me:
The Cowboys can't cover Cam Newton. It can't contain him. So how, sonny boy, can the Cowboys have a channel?

And it came to me.

Blokes, the MOST CONSERVATIVE GAME PLAN in recent mamary !!!

Yes, that's right! No saggy defenses. No chasing after Cam as he lactates throw after throw and chews up our foolish secondary!

Zeke off right guard! Rod Smith smashes off left tackle! Olawale pounds the line!!!!
And, guess what? OLAWALE ALSO CAN PLAY TAILBACK!

Thus, 80 yards TOTAL passing yards from our JV passing team. (Dinky passes to keep their secondary "honest."
190 rushing yards from our ace RBs!!!
Run the ball and keep Cam rusty!

And anybody who thinks these three won't move the chains --- big time --- is daft!

Our D? Not ready for prime time, though our DEs can pressure and keep Cam away from the sidelines.
This is our game plan FOR OUR FIRST GAME!
So low are our expectations of our D and especially our secondary, mates.

Holla and brings me a dollah!
I am so excited!!!!!!

I’m not high nor drunk enough to one eye this.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I’m not high nor drunk enough to one eye this.

Run, run, run!
Run, rabbit run ....
Ball control, matey!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I’m not high nor drunk enough to one eye this.

Give it a while, ambient person. It will come to you. Think of it like being on the Colgate College Hour on TV. Representing ... um ... representing ... Barrows college. Why? Because you are special.

 

[ESisback]

Corners
Safeties
Interior D
Troubled/Untested DEs
Oh, the usual meltdown kind of thing.
Thank goodness, demanding oaf, we have a great QB, RB and acrobatic TE.
I hope you are right about our defense, but you will see.
Cowboys 30 Carolina 28.

Well, I agree that we’ll beat Carolina!

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Don't think passing for 80 yards is going to keep any secondary honest. If we only pass for 80 yards we lose, guaranteed.

 

[Pessimist_cowboy]

The key will be stopping Greg Olsen and Christian McCafferry. Those are Cam’s security blankets and if you take those away or limit them he gets rattled. I like our LB’s vs McCaffery but I hate our matchup vs Olson. I don’t think think we have a LB who can cover him or a safety. Best bet is to shadow him with Byron Jones. This coaching staff is too conservative to do that though. Draft Olsen in your fantasy team NOW.

 

[Them]

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[GimmeTheBall!]

Don't think passing for 80 yards is going to keep any secondary honest. If we only pass for 80 yards we lose, guaranteed.

Ya think?
Ya think these receivers can pull it off, matey?