Tony Romo and his Women.*merged*

Kangaroo

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Ok relax people the airhead blond did not cause Romo a bad game.

Every one breath in hold it and now breath out now lets repeat that a few times and now that everyone is calmed down.

Ok now we can all bail over the edge of the cliff
 

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Not as hot as Aunt Bee, my dead wife!

(can I say Aunt Bee? Or is this post deletion #3?)

ninja;1837654 said:
What is the infatuation with Jessica? My wife is hotter than Jessica Simpson. I ain't kidding. And I'm not bragging either. Just telling it like it is. Unfortunately, she is in Japan right now and won't be consoling me tonight. Back in 8 more days:( :( :(
 

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Hostile;1837619 said:
I don't think Carrie and Jessica had anything to do with the losses, but it's weird that both were at home vs. the Eagles.

Not weird to me..
 

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sweetness0986;1837841 said:
BTW, Jessica was also at the Thanksgiving game vs. the Jets.
And Carrie was at the Thanksgiving game vs. the Bucs.

This is a remarkably stupid thread topic.
 

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The thread got badly merged; it doesn't make sense anymore, with posts lost and out of order. Also, since my thread(joke) was posted first, I'm the first poster, but it has the awful title of the other guy's thread (who got deleted) I don't want to be associated with the title: "Tony Romo and his Women." I don't like how that sounds, and is non humorous to boot.
 
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Jimz31;1837574 said:
I'll put this one on Garrett and his lack of calling running plays in light of how our passing was going...especially since the thumb seemed to be a factor.

Didn't Romo have a girlfriend there during Thanksgiving when he threw for 5 TD's?

NO...
 

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smarta5150;1837848 said:
JSimp being there had ZERO affect.

Don't mind these people.

Well I posted my thread as a joke. But honestly, I don't know if the above is true. What about Professional Boxers before a big fight? To say it isn't possible, or that there isn't a funny coincidence here, would be close minded. :D There may be something to that old boxer superstition. You can't prove otherwise.
 

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Gangsta Spanksta;1837969 said:
Well I posted my thread as a joke. But honestly, I don't know if the above is true. What about Professional Boxers before a big fight? To say it isn't possible, or that there isn't a funny coincidence here, would be close minded. :D There may be something to that old boxer superstition. You can't prove otherwise.
Duly noted that yours was a joke, dude. :D

Others, sadly, were not.
 

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I remember two games Underwood was at that Romo lost. ;) Honestly, you can't fault him for bringing his GF to the game. It's all superstition and weird coincidence. There could be something to it though. :D
 

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Obvious that they was doing all kinda tomfoolery into the wee nights stead a playbook studying.

Heck Romo done went at it so hard on her that he turned her jersey pink with his hot leavings and such and did you see how her hair looked-- just like that seen from Something about Mary.

I also has me a suspects that his thumb prolly got hurt using it on a bad timed "shocker" move or the likes. She must a clamped up on him without giving fare warnings first.

Either way this Simpson gal is high maintainings and not write for someone on a playoff push. She got a bad carma to!

A sweet smelling big money making broad like that too much damn trouble for Leotis to waste his worries on. I prefers my ladies to order ribs and malt liqor not jumbo shrimps and fancy bottled up wines.

Please just go and kick her to the curb Mister Romo and lets get back to winning again!
 

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leotisbrown;1838510 said:
Obvious that they was doing all kinda tomfoolery into the wee nights stead a playbook studying.

Heck Romo done went at it so hard on her that he turned her jersey pink with his hot leavings and such and did you see how her hair looked-- just like that seen from Something about Mary.

I also has me a suspects that his thumb prolly got hurt using it on a bad timed "shocker" move or the likes. She must a clamped up on him without giving fare warnings first.

Either way this Simpson gal is high maintainings and not write for someone on a playoff push. She got a bad carma to!

A sweet smelling big money making broad like that too much damn trouble for Leotis to waste his worries on. I prefers my ladies to order ribs and malt liqor not jumbo shrimps and fancy bottled up wines.

Please just go and kick her to the curb Mister Romo and lets get back to winning again!


:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao: :lmao: thats it!you go Leotis!
 

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What kind of sleazy dad acts as pimp to his daughter? He set this whole thing up.
 
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