Top 4 things Carpenter is good at in order

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1- Cheerleading - He's great on 3rd down pre-snap at waving his arms to pump up the crowd.

2- TV - An eventual great addition to ESPN in the future

3- Coaching - He got some of the DB into position on a couple of plays so he has some mental capacity and awareness.

4- Playing LB in the NFL - By far his weakest attribute.
 
1. Stylin' on other linebackers with his visor and sexy half sleeves.
 
JBell523;2977885 said:
1. Stylin' on other linebackers with his visor and sexy half sleeves.

I thought those were gloves to go with his ballgown.
 
Seriously...what did this guy do on film in college to warrant consideration of even a first day pick? His aversion to contact is obvious, so I'm assuming he was the same way in college.

Did he get drafted purely on size, "track speed" and the fact he played for OSU? Oh i forgot about his daddy....
 
I hear he's pretty good at dominoes.

Oh, and you forgot Cabo San Lucas tour guide.
 
being Romo's homeboy......

best friends with Werder...

cleanest shirt by any LB in pro football

always has something to say even tho he contributes nothing and is a joke amoung most of his teammates.
 
1. Nothing

2. Notta

3. No Bueno

4 ZILCH.

And also a disgrace in wearing #54.
 
I just think he really doesn't belong in a 3-4 defense.

Same thing goes for AJ Hawk, his teammate from Ohio State, he was a good linebacker in the 4-3, but is really struggling now that the Packers have switched to a 3-4.
 
hate barbie: get healthy JWill, and Butler can take his reps too......go away barbie.....
 
What's really sad is that I saw him making a tackle 10 yards down the field and I got excited because he had actually done something.
 
1) growing a ponytail.

that is all.

seriously, the guy is athletic as heck but how in the world can he be so poor in contact situations. how many guys his size fail to tackle cleanly?
 
1. Chasing and falling
2. Getting stonewalled by closest blocker
3. Taking Tony to Cabo
4. Being a girly-man
 
What a stupid thread. As if there are 4 things Bobby is good at.
 
JohnsKey19;2977902 said:
Seriously...what did this guy do on film in college to warrant consideration of even a first day pick? His aversion to contact is obvious, so I'm assuming he was the same way in college.

Did he get drafted purely on size, "track speed" and the fact he played for OSU? Oh i forgot about his daddy....

He was the other half of a great LB tandem with AJ Hawk at Ohio State.

AJ Hawk is now in Green Bay and while he's gotten more playing time there than Carpenter has in Dallas, he is also seen as being somewhat of an underachiever...You hear similar things about him there as you hear about Carpenter here.

I guess the sum of their parts was greater than their contributions as individuals.
 

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