The thing about you
Americans, and particularly
y'all in
THE South, is that you are known for your
BBQ, ribs and
Soul food, Me? I am turning my back on
London's buffet of pot roast,
chicken pot pie(?) and
weird Londony meat for US delicacies. It will be game day! Holy Sunday!
I am going southern/southwest for Sunday's game. Got to get those calories to get me through the mangling of the
Midgets team,
guys.
Texan gentleman, accountant for the city (this is a city?
not really, outlining town) Of Farmers Branch says to keep it simple, savory, spicy and American/
Tejano.
Check this spread out, table for Sunday:
Brisket sandwiches
Quesadillas
Chips and Clint's salsa (Oh, I am bad to the bone!)
Ice cold watermelon,
cubed or course (one must maintain a refined front) Football, not polo.
Ice
d sweat tea
Guinness (yes,
y'all, very cold. Colder than the looks I get at Neiman Marcus.)
That is it,
y'all. Simple but good, yes?
Offer a better menu than this and you are obviously ordering catered. And well nourished.
What meager spreads will you
workaday louts have? Did you just insult my mom?